DUmmie FUnnies 12-09-04 ("Blood-boiling ANGRY!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad:")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | December 9, 2004 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[luvie]

Take it to the cops....it's evidence. give photocopies to the media!!!! hand them out to your neighbors

Yeah, give everyone in the country a chance to ROFL at you, you pathetic DUmmie!

[luvie]

...you slack-jawed suicidal jackasses who have been whipped for the umpteenth time by the guy YOU think is a dumbass

BWAAAHAAA! Tell us how you really feel, Dan!

[luvie]

The only worse thing is a hugh moran.

[GOP_Raider]

HA HA!

Good ol' DUmbasses, can dish it out but they can't take it. Boo Hoo!!!

[A Jovial Cad]

OK what's a moran?

It's now a legend over in DUmmyland, and like all the rest of their cherished, bugeyed myths it's based on a deliberate misreading of a situation and a follow-up lie.

A while back, some protesters where photographed protesting a congressman with the last name of Moran, a Virginia Dim. I'm not sure if any of them were FReepers but one of the protesters was holding up a sign that had "Free Republic" written in cursive on it. The protester who was profiled in the picture was a guy holding a cardboard sign that said GET A BRAIN, MORANS!

He was obviously referring to the target of the protest, Congressman Moran, but the DUmmies maintained that he was simply a FReeper who was so stupid he didn't even know how to spell "Moron." They've spread that pic around among themselves and had great guffaws over it for months now, even though the assumption it's based on is a distortion and a lie. But, of course, that's how they operate on a daily basis over in DUmmyland regarding nearly every issue: distortions and lies.

Anyway, that's the story behind the DUmmies "Moran" fixation.

[Mr. Silverback]

Bump for later joyful reading.

[weegee]

this has got to be the most personally evil thing a person could do to someone. I can't imagine being so personally arrogant to mail something like that to my neighbors. Repigs really are possessed....

Telling witnesses that you know what their children are wearing and their names are, that you wonder how their missing cat is, that you hope they don't have any more flat tires, no that is not "evil". Typical actions from the Clinton White House to intimidate those who might testify against them.

I'll stick instead to these examples from campaign 2004:

In one of the most troubling acts by Bush haters to date, arsonists set fire to a Bush political lawn sign and deck of a Bush supporter in Richfield. Thankfully no one was hurt.

[stands2reason]

They lost half of the team at a rock concert in Columbus.

WTF???

[stands2reason]

I know several of them. Trust me, they're here.

[stands2reason]

I didn't know you held the Schadenfreude list! Please add me.

[stands2reason]

Especially the doctors. I mean what kind of fool of an MD gives money to Kerry/Edwards? EDWARDS???? One of the guys responsible for their astronomical insurance premiums???

Obviously these are not physicians any person should trust with their health.

[Ronaldus Magnus Reagan]

I'm listed on that Fundrace.org web site. It accurately states that I gave $1,000 to the RNC. I think you have to give more than $250 (or is it $50?) to get listed.

The most interesting thing I found was that my next door neighbors gave $2,500 to John Kerry. I always thought they were weird, self-centered people. BUT NOW, I MUST TOP THEM in donations! HONEY, WHERE'S THE CHECKBOOK?

Another laugher..My next door neighbor is the CEO of a Nasdaq listed company who came out with a press release a few months ago announcing they were going to outsource jobs to India. So, that means that John Kerry thinks my next door neighbor is a Benedict Arnold CEO, but he sends him money anyway! Unbelievable.

[stands2reason]

I've seen donations listed as low as $10.

[weegee]

I don't hold the list, it belongs to An Amused Spectator (please FReepmail him). I just cut and paste from his profile page.

[Allosaurs_r_us]

Oh no - the x's were definitely the precise amounts I donated to the DNC (thus McAuliffe) and various other Dem candidates, including Kerry of course

This is very easy to do. Here's a link for anyone who's interested.

Neighbor Search

Pretty funny if you ask me. Chances are she really has pissed people off for her "not willing to listen to reason" attitude. 'Probly deserves every bit she gets. I know I have had conversations with people who refuse to listen to common sense or logic and continue to spout lies and half-truths as though nothing has happened.

[pigsmith]

Dang, there's a tagline in there somewhere...

[AVNevis]

Don't the Dumdums know that the money donated to candidates in public record. I forgot the site, but one day I looked up who in my neighborhood had donated to whom. I wish I could remember.

[TenthAmendmentChampion]

Someone suggested just "kicking" a post every once in a while and you'd soon be up to 1000 posts, which apparently in DUmmieland is golden.