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DUmmie FUnnies 11-10-04 AM Edition (Johnny, We Hardly Knew Ye)
Various DUmmies and Assorted MOrons | November 10, 2004 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 11/10/2004 6:33:27 AM PST by PJ-Comix

Oh, how the mighty have fallen! Just witness this DUmmie reaction to the news that John Kerry might make another presidential run in 2008. It is not exactly love letters to John Kerry. What Kerry doesn’t understand is that he wasn’t really John Kerry on the ballot---he was Not Bush. Since Not Bush failed he has been ceremoniously cast overboard by the DUmmies as can be seen in this DUmmie THREAD. Kerry final sin in the eyes of the DUmmies is that he hasn’t given a “deconcession” speech in reaction to the supposed Black Box Voting fraud being promulgated by the sanity challenged Randi Rhodes on Err America Radio. So sit back and enjoy the sight of the DUmmies tossing rotten tomatoes at their erstwhile hero. As usual the DUmmie lamentations are in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent watching from the balcony is in the [brackets]:

forget it forget it forget it forgotten

[It will be tough to forget Lurch's Face. Somehow I think his beloved memory will be revived in me every Halloween.]

I agree, Kerry should forget it...but unless democrats can fix the voting system, no democratic candidate will ever win again - it's not the issues, they mean nothing it's how they count the votes.

[Black Box Ballots delivered in Black Helicopters hovering over Roswell, New Mexico. I am so inspired by this latest conspiracy theory that I think I will hop in a tractor tonight and carve a giant image in a cornfield in the form of Randi Rhodes’ face.]

How about finishing the 2004 run? If Shrub gets away with this FRAUD, they'll sow up the judiciary branch, the computer voting circuit and the Help America Vote scam by 2008, leaving ZERO chance for us to overthrow the dictator. If not now, it's OVAH.

[Enjoy your Ovahltine with your BBV Kool-Aide.]

If Kerry Runs from the Recount Issue, He's Roadkill. Forget it.

[All together now, lets sing: “There’s a Dead Skunk in the Middle of the Road!”]

AAR 3 o clock news: Kerry to us: shut up about voter fraud! "Kerry continues to discourage speculations that he was defeated because of voting fraud"

[Hmm….Thank you for posting that rare moment of lucidity from Kerry.]

Oh, shut up, JK. No one's listening to you anymore, you spineless dog.

[Yes, Kerry is a spineless dog for not blindly drinking the Black Box Balloting Kool-Aide being served up by Randi Rhodes.]

KERRY QUIT ON US NOVEMBER 3, 2004, a day that will "live in infamy". He broke his solumn vow to us, his supporters, who voted for him to "fight until every vote is counted". Now we're seeing evidence pour in of a massive voter fraud occurring on November 2, and Kerry is AWOL!

[Let’s forge some documents on this Kerry AWOL story and send them to Dan Rather.]

So you can thank Kerry for four more years of Bush, thank you very much.

[You're welcome! You're welcome!]

Slow to respond and FIGHT the Swift boat liars.
Unwilling to call a liar a liar.
Voted for the illegal war.
Against gay marriage - "let the states outlaw it" is his only defense.
For continuing the Iraq war.

I could go on.

Bah!

Good riddance.]

[SNIFF! Poor Johnny Boy! They don’t wuv him any more.]

I get more and more disgusted by him daily.

[That face of his doesn’t do much to ameliorate the disgust.]

GO AWAY John Kerry. I notice it's one of the things you do best.

[Perhaps Kerry has a future career as a magician pulling a disappearing act?]

I won't ride that wimpy donkey ever again --So Listen Up Kerry -- Forget about it! You weren't the candidate I would have picked, but I gave you everything -- I worked day and night for the last several months to get your sorry ass elected and you wimped out before every vote was counted or accounted for. If you really want another chance in 2008 -- you'd better get off your ass now and lead the the fight to expose the 2004 FRAUD NOW!!

[Report for duty, John Kerry, and hop aboard the Black Helicopter! Your troops are waiting for your command!]

Not just no, but HELL NO. If you don't give a shit about my vote in this election, John, why should I give it to you again next time around?

[So he can wear that Bunny Wabbit suit again?]

"I'm a fighter...."???? Uh, no... John... you're a QUITTER!!!

Please - don't "...come back..." Just GO AWAY!

Oh yeah, Cameron, "he is going to continue to fight on..." my ass. He's AWOL, asshole, he quit when we needed him to fight, and we don't want or need spineless wimps like him - all talk, no action.

[On the upside, Kerry does have those all important JFK initials. Maybe you should reconsider.]

He'll never get another chance to get my vote. Never.

[Not even if he says, "Pretty Please?”]

Kerry.please do fight!

get a paper trail for voting machines.......start health care for the good old U.S.A............try to stop outsourcing.......knock the GMA out the door.and off the SAenate floor......clean up the planet.........get something done.........stand up for Americans this way and we shall see how we react to you in the coming years........

[.......have carnal relations with Randi Rhodes.......]

You've got to hand it to him. It's not even a week after the losing the election, and here he is, already getting together to lose the next one. My only hope is that he'll pick Hillary as his running mate so we can get her out of the way too.

[NOBODY picks Hillary. Hillary is the one who does the picking.]

Hey Kerry, Just Concede 2008 Now And Save Us The Time and Trouble. Will he bring Bob "Mr. Concession Speech" Shrum along for the ride again?

[Ah yes, Bob Shrum. Any Democrat that has Shrum on his team might as well write his concession speech before the campaign even kicks off.]

If Kerry is willing to retract his "concession" and fight for this election before the December electoral vote, I'd give him 4 more years in 2008!

[“I hereby deconcede!”]

What f*cking GALL! The nerve of him!!!! omg he makes me sick...

[Soooo……Can I interpret that as meaning you won’t support Kerry in 2008?]

He'll have to beat Dukakis, Mondale, Gore, and Carter in the primary first. But I'm sure the DLC will give us someone equally compelling.

[Geraldine Ferraro?]

We tried it your way now it's time to move left. I recall reading here on DU in the last years that this was the DNC last chance. Now we are free to promote truly liberal and progressive ideas that will lead America into the future with the EU and other left-leaning countries. This time we will sweep America with an honest Progressive that is not a war monger.

[Leon Trotsky will be available as soon as he removes that ice pick from his head.]

My message to John Kerry---FIGHT YOU ASSHOLE! You won the damn election and now you are pontificating about 2008? Jesus, Mary & Joseph you idiot!

[Mrs. Heinz and her companion are touched by your wonderful Holiday message.]


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KEYWORDS: dummies; johnkerry
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To: PJ-Comix
I'll buy lots of your books for gifts. I wish they were out now, it would sure simplify my Christmas shopping. I was at Walgreen's the other day and I heard a Christmas Carol playing. It chilled my spine!
21 posted on 11/10/2004 7:07:55 AM PST by Ditter
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To: PJ-Comix

What's a solumn vow? Also, how does one sow up a judiciary branch?


22 posted on 11/10/2004 7:10:29 AM PST by NRA1995 (Free Republic Inaugural Ball II, here I come!!!)
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To: PJ-Comix

PJ,

Please add me to this ping list for DUmmie FUnnies.


23 posted on 11/10/2004 7:11:47 AM PST by Frank L
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To: K4Harty

It seems time to fully back Kucinich.


24 posted on 11/10/2004 7:15:13 AM PST by byteback
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To: PJ-Comix

You can't make this stuff up, can you?


25 posted on 11/10/2004 7:15:40 AM PST by SaveTheChief ("It is the soldier, not the poet, who has given us freedom of speech." - Senator Zell Miller)
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To: PJ-Comix
We tried it your way now it's time to move left. I recall reading here on DU in the last years that this was the DNC last chance. Now we are free to promote truly liberal and progressive ideas that will lead America into the future with the EU and other left-leaning countries. This time we will sweep America with an honest Progressive that is not a war monger.

Boy, this is the most scarily delusional sentence I have read in a while.

26 posted on 11/10/2004 7:17:54 AM PST by najida (I shop for my fillet mignon at Walmart.)
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To: PJ-Comix
"I'm a fighter...."???? Uh, no... John... you're a QUITTER!!!

Please - don't "...come back..." Just GO AWAY!

Oh yeah, Cameron, "he is going to continue to fight on..." my ass. He's AWOL, asshole, he quit when we needed him to fight, and we don't want or need spineless wimps like him - all talk, no action.

Perhaps now they have an inkling of the betrayal felt by the Viet Nam vets. We tried to warn them, but their hatred for Bush was all consuming. The evidence was there for anyone willing to look that he has no core beliefs or moral stances, only political opportunism. It was easier to brand the Swift Boat Vets as liars than to critically exam John Kerry and find him wanting. They are intellectually lazy and dishonest.

I have no pity for them.

27 posted on 11/10/2004 7:28:41 AM PST by jellybean
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To: PJ-Comix

low to respond and FIGHT the Swift boat liars.
Unwilling to call a liar a liar.
Voted for the illegal war.
Against gay marriage - "let the states outlaw it" is his only defense.
For continuing the Iraq war.

___________

So conservatives were right all along. It really was anybody but Bush for these people and they could care less what shape of moran they put in charge of the most powerful country on earth to that end. These people are just awful!


28 posted on 11/10/2004 7:32:59 AM PST by cupcakes
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To: PJ-Comix

This is astonishing! The DUmmies are just now figuring out what we've known since he announced his candidacy? Geez, they're slow on the uptake!

(Hell hath no fury like a DUmmie scorned!)


29 posted on 11/10/2004 7:33:50 AM PST by Not A Snowbird (Official RKBA Landscaper and Arborist, Pajama Duchess of Green Leafy Things)
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To: PJ-Comix

I love Loudon Wainwright. :)


30 posted on 11/10/2004 7:34:43 AM PST by Xenalyte (Anything is possible when you don't understand how anything happens.)
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To: NRA1995
Also, how does one sow up a judiciary branch?

I don't know either. I think it's utterly impossible.

31 posted on 11/10/2004 7:39:08 AM PST by Snowy (Heaven is Reagan country now)
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To: Snowy

I just figured out how....appoint Hillary as chief justice


32 posted on 11/10/2004 7:42:46 AM PST by NRA1995 (Free Republic Inaugural Ball II, here I come!!!)
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To: PJ-Comix
[Leon Trotsky will be available as soon as he removes that ice pick from his head.]

Bah-dah-BING!! LOL!

33 posted on 11/10/2004 7:56:16 AM PST by Ladysmith (November 2, 2004: Taking America BACK!!!)
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To: PJ-Comix
Smile! You're on Candid Camera.


34 posted on 11/10/2004 8:06:04 AM PST by petercooper (Kerry voters -- How can 56,307,604 people be so DUMB?)
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To: PJ-Comix
 He's AWOL, asshole, he quit when we needed him to fight, and we don't want or need spineless wimps like him - all talk, no action.
 
See, we saved them from they could NOT see about this jerk. We all saw that, they just saw "anyone but Bush"
 
hehehehe, and the irony of it is divine 
 
Please add me to the ping list. I love to lurk over there, but you add a wonderful twist to the rants.

35 posted on 11/10/2004 8:23:41 AM PST by backinthefold (NaNaNaNa NaNaNaNa NaNaNaNa Hey Hey Hey GoodBy!!)
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To: PJ-Comix
So, why don't they like Hilary? I thought all democrats thought she was God's gift to the US. I must be out of touch.
36 posted on 11/10/2004 8:40:08 AM PST by floydian7
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To: PJ-Comix
So, why don't they like Hilary? I thought all democrats thought she was God's (or mother earth's) gift to the US. I must be out of touch.
37 posted on 11/10/2004 8:40:39 AM PST by floydian7
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To: PJ-Comix

GREAT post, PJ-Comix! Thanks for going over to DU for me! I went there Nov 3rd to hear the cry babies, but felt like I had to take a shower afterwards. Keep this stuff coming, it's so much better than suffering through the filth at DU.


38 posted on 11/10/2004 8:50:08 AM PST by HomeFree (Proud REDgistered voter!)
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To: petercooper
My favorite Election Dejection photo of them all is the one of the sad couple on the bottom left. The newspaper identified them as a Swiss couple watching the results from Switzerland. They look just like a couple of Euro-Commies.


39 posted on 11/10/2004 8:57:09 AM PST by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: najida

"We tried it your way now it's time to move left. I recall reading here on DU in the last years that this was the DNC last chance. Now we are free to promote truly liberal and progressive ideas that will lead America into the future with the EU and other left-leaning countries. This time we will sweep America with an honest Progressive that is not a war monger. "

HELLO 2008 REPUBLICAN SUPERMAJORITY!!!


40 posted on 11/10/2004 9:05:07 AM PST by rocky88 (What a great week to be a Republican!)
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