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DUmmie FUnnies 11-10-04 AM Edition (Johnny, We Hardly Knew Ye)
Various DUmmies and Assorted MOrons | November 10, 2004 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 11/10/2004 6:33:27 AM PST by PJ-Comix

Oh, how the mighty have fallen! Just witness this DUmmie reaction to the news that John Kerry might make another presidential run in 2008. It is not exactly love letters to John Kerry. What Kerry doesn’t understand is that he wasn’t really John Kerry on the ballot---he was Not Bush. Since Not Bush failed he has been ceremoniously cast overboard by the DUmmies as can be seen in this DUmmie THREAD. Kerry final sin in the eyes of the DUmmies is that he hasn’t given a “deconcession” speech in reaction to the supposed Black Box Voting fraud being promulgated by the sanity challenged Randi Rhodes on Err America Radio. So sit back and enjoy the sight of the DUmmies tossing rotten tomatoes at their erstwhile hero. As usual the DUmmie lamentations are in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent watching from the balcony is in the [brackets]:

forget it forget it forget it forgotten

[It will be tough to forget Lurch's Face. Somehow I think his beloved memory will be revived in me every Halloween.]

I agree, Kerry should forget it...but unless democrats can fix the voting system, no democratic candidate will ever win again - it's not the issues, they mean nothing it's how they count the votes.

[Black Box Ballots delivered in Black Helicopters hovering over Roswell, New Mexico. I am so inspired by this latest conspiracy theory that I think I will hop in a tractor tonight and carve a giant image in a cornfield in the form of Randi Rhodes’ face.]

How about finishing the 2004 run? If Shrub gets away with this FRAUD, they'll sow up the judiciary branch, the computer voting circuit and the Help America Vote scam by 2008, leaving ZERO chance for us to overthrow the dictator. If not now, it's OVAH.

[Enjoy your Ovahltine with your BBV Kool-Aide.]

If Kerry Runs from the Recount Issue, He's Roadkill. Forget it.

[All together now, lets sing: “There’s a Dead Skunk in the Middle of the Road!”]

AAR 3 o clock news: Kerry to us: shut up about voter fraud! "Kerry continues to discourage speculations that he was defeated because of voting fraud"

[Hmm….Thank you for posting that rare moment of lucidity from Kerry.]

Oh, shut up, JK. No one's listening to you anymore, you spineless dog.

[Yes, Kerry is a spineless dog for not blindly drinking the Black Box Balloting Kool-Aide being served up by Randi Rhodes.]

KERRY QUIT ON US NOVEMBER 3, 2004, a day that will "live in infamy". He broke his solumn vow to us, his supporters, who voted for him to "fight until every vote is counted". Now we're seeing evidence pour in of a massive voter fraud occurring on November 2, and Kerry is AWOL!

[Let’s forge some documents on this Kerry AWOL story and send them to Dan Rather.]

So you can thank Kerry for four more years of Bush, thank you very much.

[You're welcome! You're welcome!]

Slow to respond and FIGHT the Swift boat liars.
Unwilling to call a liar a liar.
Voted for the illegal war.
Against gay marriage - "let the states outlaw it" is his only defense.
For continuing the Iraq war.

I could go on.

Bah!

Good riddance.]

[SNIFF! Poor Johnny Boy! They don’t wuv him any more.]

I get more and more disgusted by him daily.

[That face of his doesn’t do much to ameliorate the disgust.]

GO AWAY John Kerry. I notice it's one of the things you do best.

[Perhaps Kerry has a future career as a magician pulling a disappearing act?]

I won't ride that wimpy donkey ever again --So Listen Up Kerry -- Forget about it! You weren't the candidate I would have picked, but I gave you everything -- I worked day and night for the last several months to get your sorry ass elected and you wimped out before every vote was counted or accounted for. If you really want another chance in 2008 -- you'd better get off your ass now and lead the the fight to expose the 2004 FRAUD NOW!!

[Report for duty, John Kerry, and hop aboard the Black Helicopter! Your troops are waiting for your command!]

Not just no, but HELL NO. If you don't give a shit about my vote in this election, John, why should I give it to you again next time around?

[So he can wear that Bunny Wabbit suit again?]

"I'm a fighter...."???? Uh, no... John... you're a QUITTER!!!

Please - don't "...come back..." Just GO AWAY!

Oh yeah, Cameron, "he is going to continue to fight on..." my ass. He's AWOL, asshole, he quit when we needed him to fight, and we don't want or need spineless wimps like him - all talk, no action.

[On the upside, Kerry does have those all important JFK initials. Maybe you should reconsider.]

He'll never get another chance to get my vote. Never.

[Not even if he says, "Pretty Please?”]

Kerry.please do fight!

get a paper trail for voting machines.......start health care for the good old U.S.A............try to stop outsourcing.......knock the GMA out the door.and off the SAenate floor......clean up the planet.........get something done.........stand up for Americans this way and we shall see how we react to you in the coming years........

[.......have carnal relations with Randi Rhodes.......]

You've got to hand it to him. It's not even a week after the losing the election, and here he is, already getting together to lose the next one. My only hope is that he'll pick Hillary as his running mate so we can get her out of the way too.

[NOBODY picks Hillary. Hillary is the one who does the picking.]

Hey Kerry, Just Concede 2008 Now And Save Us The Time and Trouble. Will he bring Bob "Mr. Concession Speech" Shrum along for the ride again?

[Ah yes, Bob Shrum. Any Democrat that has Shrum on his team might as well write his concession speech before the campaign even kicks off.]

If Kerry is willing to retract his "concession" and fight for this election before the December electoral vote, I'd give him 4 more years in 2008!

[“I hereby deconcede!”]

What f*cking GALL! The nerve of him!!!! omg he makes me sick...

[Soooo……Can I interpret that as meaning you won’t support Kerry in 2008?]

He'll have to beat Dukakis, Mondale, Gore, and Carter in the primary first. But I'm sure the DLC will give us someone equally compelling.

[Geraldine Ferraro?]

We tried it your way now it's time to move left. I recall reading here on DU in the last years that this was the DNC last chance. Now we are free to promote truly liberal and progressive ideas that will lead America into the future with the EU and other left-leaning countries. This time we will sweep America with an honest Progressive that is not a war monger.

[Leon Trotsky will be available as soon as he removes that ice pick from his head.]

My message to John Kerry---FIGHT YOU ASSHOLE! You won the damn election and now you are pontificating about 2008? Jesus, Mary & Joseph you idiot!

[Mrs. Heinz and her companion are touched by your wonderful Holiday message.]


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1 posted on 11/10/2004 6:33:28 AM PST by PJ-Comix
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To: Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; tje; ml1954; ...

PING!


2 posted on 11/10/2004 6:34:52 AM PST by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: PJ-Comix
I get more and more disgusted by him daily. >/I>

I'd have to tell this poor, misguided, DUer: Welcome to the club!!! It's a shame you didn't realize this when the rest of us did... years ago!

Kerry's mother, while on her death bed, even tried to set him straight. "Try to have integrity, my son... TRY!!!"

3 posted on 11/10/2004 6:41:22 AM PST by 69ConvertibleFirebird (Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level, then beat you with experience.)
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To: PJ-Comix

Cannibals. Funny aint it?


4 posted on 11/10/2004 6:41:25 AM PST by Rightly Biased (Ecclesiastes 10:2 (don't be lazy look it up))
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To: PJ-Comix
"but unless democrats can fix the voting system,"



It appears the democrats have already fixed the voting system in Detroit, Philly, Milwaukee etc etc etc.
5 posted on 11/10/2004 6:41:53 AM PST by cripplecreek (Greetings from Militiagan.)
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To: PJ-Comix

PJ-Comix - Please add me to your ping list. These are great!


6 posted on 11/10/2004 6:42:58 AM PST by 69ConvertibleFirebird (Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level, then beat you with experience.)
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To: PJ-Comix
they'll sow up the judiciary branch,

Is he thinking of that guy in Greek mythology who had a whole army spring up from buried bones? Picture it -- a field of Scalias, Thomases and Renquists!

7 posted on 11/10/2004 6:43:28 AM PST by maryz
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To: PJ-Comix

I love their recipe for success. Move to the left of Stalin. Yeah, that will work just dandy.


8 posted on 11/10/2004 6:43:41 AM PST by dc27
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To: PJ-Comix
How about finishing the 2004 run? If Shrub gets away with this FRAUD, they'll sow up the judiciary branch, the computer voting circuit and the Help America Vote scam by 2008, leaving ZERO chance for us to overthrow the dictator. If not now, it's OVAH.

Muhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahah!!!!!!!!!!
9 posted on 11/10/2004 6:45:48 AM PST by Freepdonia (Victory is Ours! (I told you so :-))
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To: CarolinaGuitarman

Ping!


10 posted on 11/10/2004 6:46:33 AM PST by Freepdonia (Victory is Ours! (I told you so :-))
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To: PJ-Comix

Heres hoping you get your book deal, you deserve it. Wish I could help.


11 posted on 11/10/2004 6:46:36 AM PST by Ditter
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To: PJ-Comix

"We tried it your way now it's time to move left".

Yes! All west coast democrats move left into the Pacific (all east coast democrats move right into the Atlantic).


12 posted on 11/10/2004 6:48:10 AM PST by planekT
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To: PJ-Comix

They wanted anyone but Bush, sounds like they got him and are now whining about it.


13 posted on 11/10/2004 6:51:29 AM PST by kenth (Please don't make me have to put a sarcasm tag... it ruins perfectly good sarcasm.)
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To: PJ-Comix

Wouldn't that be luverly, luverly?!!!

Great stuff - keep it up - you made my day - now I have to go back to my office - pretend to work and they'll pretend to pay me.


14 posted on 11/10/2004 6:52:54 AM PST by sodpoodle (sparrows are underrated)
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To: dagoofyfoot; GummyIII

daily DUFU treat.


15 posted on 11/10/2004 6:54:14 AM PST by IllumiNaughtyByNature (I got political capital and I intend to spend it!)
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To: PJ-Comix

So...Bush only won because of fraud, eh?
Sounds like this conspiracy theory is really getting some traction with these idiots. That's a lot of fraud, since the margin of victory was not razor thin.
"Who in their right mind would have ever voted for Bush??? It MUST be fraud!!!"
YAWN...these people are SO predictable.


16 posted on 11/10/2004 6:54:42 AM PST by kimchi lover (We voted and the world listened.)
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To: Ditter
Heres hoping you get your book deal, you deserve it.

Just imagine if the general public were exposed to the DUmmie FUnnies. Most folks just don't know what those critters are REALLY like. Such a book would EXPOSE them. Plus a DUmmies FUnnies book, unlike the vast majority of political books, would be read by a large audience because of the entertaining nature of the DUmmie FUnnies plus my plan to accompany them with related comix stories (such as "Johnny Reb & Jeebus") and illustrations. A FUN read!

17 posted on 11/10/2004 6:59:33 AM PST by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: PJ-Comix
My only hope is that he'll pick Hillary as his running mate so we can get her out of the way too.

They dont like hillary either? Since when?

18 posted on 11/10/2004 7:00:42 AM PST by CONSERVE
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To: PJ-Comix

We tried it your way now it's time to move left...

Any ideas? Franken, Moore, Soros, Castro, Chirac...

Help me out here


19 posted on 11/10/2004 7:01:03 AM PST by IllumiNaughtyByNature (I got political capital and I intend to spend it!)
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To: CONSERVE
They dont like hillary either? Since when?

Actually most DUmmies DON'T like Hillary. It is also a sure giveaway that you are really a Freeper if you go over to DUmmieland and post something favorable about Hillary. If you want to be a DUmmie master of disguise (like Yours Truly) then DON'T post anything complimentary about Hillary. It is a trap most Freepers fall into when they try to infiltrate DUmmieland.

20 posted on 11/10/2004 7:07:09 AM PST by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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