Posted on 11/03/2004 5:18:15 AM PST by PJ-Comix
This morning the Dummies have presented us a WEALTH of material. No need to do much searching on the DUmmie site for comedy material. One merely needs to cast his net in any direction to catch a wealth of hilarious DUmmie angst. So where to start? Hmm… I think we shall lead off this special DUmmie FUnnies Election Edition with this comedic THREAD about where Kerry went wrong. Oh, and don’t expect DUmmie loyalty for the Ketchup Boy to last long. Their recriminations are only beginning to roll in. As usual, the DUmmie anguish is in Bolshevik Red while the wry commentary of your humble correspondent is in the [brackets]:
Biggest mistake the Kerry Campaign made…
[…was not getting Lurch a new face. Oh, and another, breezier, personality wouldn’t have hurt either.]
He should of comtinued to remind people that 9/11 happened under Bush's watch. Should of said how can we be protected by him when he already proved he couldn't protect us.
[Should have said how Karl Rove operated those 9/11 planes by radio control.]
But once again. The Dems were too scared to attack on the hard subjects like this. So here we are.
[So here we are again. Defeated losers with the evil Bush Regime ruling us for another 4 years. But other than that, have you had a good day?]
Not today.....no posts about Kerry mistakes TODAY can't you wait a while, amigo?
[Killjoy!]
All it was about was the gays. This election was clearly decided upon cultural wedge issues.
[I agree…And did anyone ever tell you that you have a nice tush?]
this election was decide by rove, Stop pretending this was legitimate
[Correct. And it was very stuffy in my voting booth with Rove in there with me deciding my vote.]
It was about Jesus and stem cell and abortion and the pledge of allegiance and on and on and on. This is turning into a theocracy.
[Our Karl Who Art in Heaven,
Rove be thy name.]
I agree. He should have said it in the debates. Should have said something like this: "I know you care about about national security, Mr. President, Afterall history is going to record that that 9-11 happened on your watch. And no President would want to have to deal with two such incidents but...."
[He should have said in the debates something like this: “Mr. President, you have a nice tush.”]
Kerry's biggest mistake was letting the Skank Boat Vets bitch slap him unchallenged through the month of August. Kerry's lead from the Democratic Convention evaporated and it was uphill from that point on.
[Thank you, Mary Beth Cahill! And your tickets to the Bush Inauguration party are in the mail.]
There were many other major mistakes like the "nice" convention, not going on the attack early, and even probably, in retrospect, picking Edwards, but there will be plenty of time for that once we officially lose. It's still unofficial for now.
[And picking a harridan for a wife probably wasn’t helpful either. Well time to relax for a while until we officially lose.]
Can it with the wimpering and smell the burning votes. Lower votes than expected from turnout seen on the ground. Exit poll variance ONLY in FL and OH.
[Strange smoke signals from Mt. Doom…Mysterious lights over Roswell…]
its the stupid holy rollers, stupid. stupid ppl outnumber us and most of them are religious. religion is evil and this election is proof. anyone that still believes in god(s) after this is a fool
[God is dead (unless Kerry can still win Ohio).]
we have no counterbalance to evangelicals. Republicans are piggybacking on these rapture freaks who think * is the second coming. They go to church to get brainwashed every week. Liberals have nothing to counter that, and it has been killing us.
[How about joining the Church of Shirley MacLaine? Wouldn’t that be a good counterbalance to the evangelicals?]
Here we go. It's let's stab John Kerry in the back time.
[A FUN and RELAXING game!!!]
PING!
excellent!
Too bad I lost my password, I would have loved to see the in-fighting that went on when they closed access to outsiders.
Thanks for the ping, PJ. Early morning laughter is good for the soul.
Hehehehe
Thanks!
I'm in Ireland, and there are so many misguided libs over here walking around like someone just peed in their cornflakes.
I on the other hand have this humongous 'told ye so' glint in my eye! My mother told me never to gloat - but today, I just can't help it! :-)
You got the easiest job in the world today. :-D
; < )
I've already posted this to another thread, but I'm having so much fun, I want everybody to know the despair going on in the heart of liberal academia today. There is much wailing and clenching of teeth. They're about to don sackcloth. Here's the first few snippets, with more to be posted throughout the day...
All the crazy liberals in my class are already wailing about moving to Australia or Europe. And they're going on and on about how once the Republicans overturn Roe v. Wade (which I doubt could ever happen), all the "crazy religious right" will flock back to the Democrats. Some of them support bringing about Armageddon in Iraq, she says.
And another asks how all the voters in the Midwest who said that "moral values" was a factor for them in their decision could possibly vote for Bush, because he's the biggest liar there is.
These folks are too much.
"They go to church to get brainwashed every week. Liberals have nothing to counter that, and it has been killing us."
Bwaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaa!!!!
LOL!
Casting the net is really easy today.
They're blaming everything from them being "Not angry ENOUGH" to "homophobia and ignorance" for Kerry's numbers.
Yeah -- damn all that virtue! Why can't they be vitiated and morally laxarian like us?!
I am still shaking my head in disbelieve at the stupidity of that thought...
I hope they settle on "not angry enough" as the reason. Next time they need to be angrier. Positively enraged. Destructive. Burn down things like the Weathermen. That will do it for us.
I know!
We got to see Terry McAwful doing his screaming foaming at the mouth ranting after teh third debate, and Kerry doing his flip flop hip hop.
This will be quite fascinating to watch if the settle on the "We weren't angry enough" path.
They also say they weren't LIBERAl enough this time around.
*Evil guffaw*
And as well as the gloating, I'm ready for a wager windfall!
I've laid bets all over the place that Dubya would do it!
Now it's time to collect! :-)
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
These people are too much, they are in spin cycle overload over there.
I'm waiting for one of them to decide that Kerry himself was a Karl Rove Plant, sent in to fool them all into abandoning Dean.
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