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BushReich Alert!!!
Eeeverrybody polish their jackboots!
Be Seeing You,
Chris
(And remember, you can't get by the fact that while there are six letters in "George" and five letters in "Adolf". Ja!)
Posted on 09/29/2004 7:47:24 PM PDT by PJ-Comix
The DUmmies, anticipating the re-election of the Bush Regime this November, are now salivating over the prospect of breaking this hopeless country into little pieces. Since they have NO CHANCE of ruling America, the Left just wants to shatter it apart. This DUmmie thread started as a poll over whether to break Amerika up into pieces and ended up in a diatribe against this awful country for which the only solution for its many transgressions is to be destroyed via multiple secessions. As per usual in these DUmmie FUnnies, the comments of your humble correspondent are in the [brackets]:
As we face the ravages of the Bush administration and the starkness of our electoral map, it's impossible for me not to think about the eventual dissolution of the United States. What do you think? How committed are you to the Union? Are big countries becoming a bad idea? Do you think breakup is inevitable, or do you think the US can last another hundred years or more with its current borders? What do you put first, your neighborhood, town, state, region, nation, continent, or planet?
[Since we can’t win elections against the EVIL Republicans, then we must DESTROY Amerika by dissolution. It’s like the kid who can’t win the Monopoly game so he knocks over the whole game board.]
Would love for NY and VT to succeed and join Canada.
[Great. You’re really gonna enjoy sitting in a hospital waiting room for a month to get emergency heart surgery.]
Canada could get BIG! I've been hoping some of us Great Lakes states could join Canada, too. I really do think Wisconsin is a good candidate for a new Canadian province. We got beer, cheese, lots of kids already play hockey, a couple of decent sea ports on the Lakes, and Milwaukeeans already have most of the accent down pat. We also have a few thousand skilled tool and die makers looking for something to do.
[DUmmie needs to look at map. See Canada? The big White North place above the hated USA? See its vastness? Canada is ALREADY big. Maybe DUmmie is thinking of its semi-socialist economy. That is small.]
I wouldn't mind being absorbed into Canada but losing two votes against the right wingnuts is too big a cost.
[What a touching display of patriotism! DUmmie has no problems with turning his back on the USA but just doesn’t want to lose a couple of Senate votes to the Republicans. And that is the ONLY reason why he wants to remain an American.]
The view from Saginaw...We already have an Ontario Hockey League franchise and three Tim Horton doughnut shops. We're closer to the Canadian border (100m/160km to either Sarnia or Windsor) than we are to Toledo, Ohio (about 120m/192km). And, if it wasn't for the simplification of the international border at the Treaty of Paris in 1783 (the parties just drew the line through the middle of lakes Ontario, Erie, Huron and Superior), we could theoretically be a province today.
[Damn that border simplification at the Treat of Paris! If not for that, DUmmie would not be living in Fascist Amerika.]
Those of you who think it will "never" happen aren't looking beyond politics to the impending climate disasters. Mother nature may easily make it happen for us, first of all inundating all our coastal cities. And then there are the more sudden diasaster possibilities--that big shelf of rock in the Canary Islands causing a tidal wave that will wipe out the east coast; the super volcano in Yellowstone erupting; etc. Any of these events could spell the end of the US. The volcano most certainly would do so.
[A DUmmie Prayer: “Please Dear God/Allah/Buddha/Gaia! Bring about a HUGE natural disaster to wipe Fascist Amerika off the face of the Earth."]
No disrespect to you long-suffering Southern progressives. I love y'all but I think Lincoln should have just said. "Go ahead. Leave us!". We would be far more progressive then we are now. There are a lot of people down South who don't have their own best interests at heart. Mike Malloy is right when he mentioned that there are a lot of people in the South who are so backward, and ignorant that the right-wing wackos at the RNC and the fundamentalist Christians "use" the Bubbas and brainwash them into thinking they are righteous and must hate gays, pro-choice people, liberals, and those who are not "right with God". It is sad. It really is. Once again, please do not take it the wrong way when I say this. But maybe the South should have stayed it's own country.
[So why don’t you say this in Jackson, Mississippi? They won’t take it the wrong way. Hee! Hee!
And now, lots of southerners have moved to other states......and spread the hate.
[You mean it was hate-filled Southerners who were rioting in Seattle a few years ago?]
The worst of Southern culture is spreading too. NASCAR, Wal-Mart, Pick-Up Trucks, Fundamental Christianity, Britney Spears....
[Grits, barbecue, Elvis….It’s EVIL I tell you. EVIL!!!]
I just hope that I end up in the American Ukraine, and the Repugs get left with their American Chechnya.
[Most likely you will end up in Ameican North Korea.]
I want to live in a looooong skinny country like Chil. We'll call it "Pacifica," and those of us who live in the coastal range from the Canadian border on down to Tijuana will live in bliss, hugging trees, eating tofu, wearing hemp, and frolicking on the beach safe from our inland former countrymen.
[Don’t forget tip-toeing through the tulips.]
I love my country But I don't see us staying a Union for long...it's sad, really, and I sincerely hope I don't live to see the destruction of what the Founding Fathers worked tirelessly to create.
[Then wipe that drool of anticipation from your mouth.]
I would love to see the USA break up and say "Goodbye To All That".
[Winner of the DUmmie Patriotic Citizen of the Year award.]
It would be interesting someday to give a Freeper some calm-down drugs and see what he really thinks about this.
[The only way a Freeper would accept a breakup of USA is with an overdose of morphine. Those damn reactionaries are so backwards as to think that Amerika should remain a UNITED country. Did you ever hear of anything so ridiculous?]
If the US dissolved SC would likely be the center of some kind of christofacist reactionary clusterf*ck. It'd be the camps for me, or worse!
[Such as a mental asylum?]
Oregon and Washington could likely be among the first...to breakaway. I still feel that the idea of a Cascadian Republic, a union between Oregon and Washington is a distinct possibility if things really get bad. The Cascadian National Party or at least the idea is still alive though dorment right now. I have always believed that Oregonians and Washingtonians, the people who are born and bred in this region have always been different from the rest of the country. This will never go away in matter how things change here. People will have to make a choice between going down with the Titanic (U.S.A.) or get on the raft and survive. Setting our own course. A foreign policy that believes in working with the world, not forcing upon the world. An enviromental policy that truly preserves the environment, universal health care, and direct democracy. Please feel free to look at the old CNP's policies. These are viable plans and can work. They will work in an independent Cascadia.
[LONG LIVE CRACKHEADIA! Future homeland of disillusioned DUmmies. Work for an independent Crackheadia!]
If Wisconsin succeeded from the Union, why should they expect the UNITED States to allow them to use the St. Lawrence Seaway which would mean ships moving through waters owned entirely by the United States enroute to Wisconsin. Seriously though, whole thing is just goofy.
Thanks for that wonderful analysis of the DUmmies....you have a great talent there PJ-Comix!!! ;o)
If this doesn't show the fundamental difference between liberals and conservatives, I don't know what does.
"Christofascist?????" That is the most outrageous statement I think I have ever heard in my life!
But if you're absorbed into Canada it's a moot point as far as you're concerned. Such is the DUmbass penchant for logical and critical thinking.
I thought it was that high-priced hair stylist who holds Presidential aircraft on runways for 2 hours at a time.
Hmm. 32,000,000 Canadians welcoming 19.8 million (New York and Vermont) Americans into their country. I'd wager a bet that they'd much rather toss out the 7.1 million Quebecers.
Worst of Southern Heritage..NASCAR, Wal-Mart, God...sounds like a conspiracy to me...thats why all those NASCAR fans gather every weekend at strategic locations throughout the North and west..we're poisoning the drinking water with Holy Water and racing fuel.
PJ, you are truly a treasure. I hope you shower after enduring all this.
In all seriousness, these looney toons could become dangerous to those who Bill Clinton once described as his enemies..
right wing fundementalist Christians...
(hey wait a minute...thats ME!!!)
I gave them the URL for DU and suggested that they read a few random threads over there and then ask themselves if these people sound as if they have even the slightest desire to be "united" or to work together on anything whatsoever--When I talked to them earlier this evening, that thread and those about how they're planning to leave the Country when the President is reelected were some of the ones that they said stood out most starkly to them--
I should mention that they're no longer anywhere near any political fence vis-à-vis this election--Gotta love the way them thar DUers keep making my points for me!--C
If anybody has any fence-sitting friends, just send them over to these DUmmie FUnnie threads. They will be both entertained AND informed. Once NORMAL people are exposed to the thoughts of the DUmmies, their natural instinct will be to SHUN them.
Ooops! Time for our daily..
Eeeverrybody polish their jackboots!
Be Seeing You,
Chris
(And remember, you can't get by the fact that while there are six letters in "George" and five letters in "Adolf". Ja!)
It's on the St. Lawrence Seaway, I believe.
Now can we question their patriotism?
Maine might go R this time. Bush has been up in 2 of the past 3 polls, tied in the other one.
Thanks for posting this! Those insane but oh-so-pompous DUmmies never fail to make me laugh!
Check this one out:
To all the Freepers and Radical Right operatives...
... who monitor this site: YES, Bush is HATED. Remember all the venom spewed by you buttholes at Clinton? That was pillow talk compared to how much Bush is HATED. The thing is, we will succeed in our campaign to rid the White House of that evil little son of a bitch!
Yes, I called "mommy bush" a bitch, because that's the nicest thing I can say about her.
America is going to be taken back by the people, and then the Radical Right is going to wish it stayed in it's cave where it belongs.
OH, if it weren't for the jail time I would get...
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=110x8152
"There are a lot of people down South who don't have their own best interests at heart." (This is a quote from one of the DU's)
Interesting point- this. Perhaps the author might ponder on what he/she really said. Maybe- just MAYBE we in the South (and I'm a transplanted Yankee!) have the NATION'S best interest at heart- rather than our OWN. But- of course- that's one of our major differeneces, isn't it?
After all- my best interests are not the concern or responsibility of the government.
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