VANITY: The "Truth" about JimRob and Free Republic according to BADJOE

LibertyPost.org | 10/10/03 | BADJOE (Slightly revised by JimRob)

[Jim Robinson]

Dear Free Republic Friends,

My old friend and brother-in-arms BADJOE has promised to warm the cockles of our hearts by publishing an expose (the truth about JimRob and Free Republic according to Joe) on the 18th of this month, which represents the one year anniversary of the date he last posted to FreeRepublic.com and started up with LibertyPost.org.

So, as I believe that only the truth can set you free, and based upon the stratergery of pre-emptive strike, I have a confession to make (before BADJOE makes it public):

I have poisoned the well.

By my sly innuendos behind the scenes.

By my intellectual ineptitude.

By not trusting those that brung me to the dance to bring me home.

By my biting every hand that fed me.

By my arrogance that causes me to think I did it all by myself.

By my stubborness not because of principle, but because of my lack of ability to see what is transpiring.

Evidenced by:

One would think that with half again as many Freepers. with a recovering economy, It would take a great deal less time to raise the necessary funds.

By this time in the June 2002 effort with a goal of $70,000 we had raised $73,000. Not because of who did the fundraising, but because the sense of purpose, of family, of comaraderie, was still present.

BADJOE rang the warning bell, but none heard.

Conclusion:

It is a sad day.

For what was once a great hope, a means of bringing together those who are willing to pay dearly in blood, sweat, and money to save this country, we all love, has been reduced to an asterisk.

So sayeth BADJOE as he promises to publish all this and much more on the 18th. He's been feverishly working on this "project" for one full year. In addition to the "truth about JimRob" BADJOE intends to further betray our trust placed in him by revealing the names of our moderators. And who knows what else?

I can hardly wait.

Is it the 18th yet? Tick, tock.

[VadeRetro]

Has it never occurred to you that people get banned for what they do? Someone else can make you mad, but they don't write your posts. Your posts are your posts.

[PatrickHenry]

Has it never occurred to you that people get banned for what they do?

Only conservatives believe in personal responsibility.

[deport]

They're Off........

BOOGITY...... BOOGITY...... BOOGITY

[Jim Robinson]

Thank you for trying, TexasCowboy!

Here's a list of the donations that came in early this morning and today:

$50 from Arkansas
$10 from Indiana
$15 from Never Never Land
$20 from New Jersey
$20 from Pennsylvania
$35 from New York
$10 from Ohio
$50 from California
$50 from California
$50 from Colorado
$20 from Pennsylvania
$19 from New Jersey
$20 from Illinois
$50 from Nebraska
$10 from Utah
$40 from California
$50 from Florida
$10 from Illinois
$10 from Pennsylvania
$25 from Panama
$20 from Pennsylvania
$50 from New Jersey
$25 from Texas
$20 from Texas
$5 monthly from Indiana
$200 from Alabama
$20 from Never Never Land
$5 monthly from California
$20 from Never Never Land
$10 monthly from Wisconsin
$50 from Illinois
$20 from Never Never Land
$60 from Texas

Thank you all very much!!

We are now approaching the half-way point. When we reach it, I'm going to roll in the $20,000 worth of monthly donations that will be received later during the quarter and we will suddenly be very near 80%! Only a little over 20% to go to reach our goal!! Go FReepers!!

[small voice in the wilderness]

I can hear Barry's voice now: "His name was BADJOE, he was a *$#..."

LOL!! "At the home o', home 'o the Banned 'uns." Every sight needs a theme song... : )

[f.Christian]

Somebody had to dance to king herod to get the prophets head on a platter ... I know who --- names !

[Scott from the Left Coast]

(should I really be comparing myself to a dog?)

Well, no, you shouldn't.

But it's too late now.

[Chad Fairbanks]

When you say "Mystery Babylon" ( based on Revalations, right?) you are, of course, referring to Apostacy, yes?

[Chad Fairbanks]

We are now approaching the half-way point. When we reach it, I'm going to roll in the $20,000 worth of monthly donations that will be received later during the quarter and we will suddenly be very near 80%! Only a little over 20% to go to reach our goal!! Go FReepers!!

I'm a little rusty on this, so forgive me if I should know this, but when do we roll in the money we secretly get from the RNC, The NWO, the CFR, the KGB, the CIA, MI6, and the Bildebergers? I forget... oops. Did I say that out loud? ;0)

[Jim Robinson]

Shhh... no one was supposed to know about the under the table stuff. Now we're gonna have to do something really bad to you.

[Chad Fairbanks]

Heck yeah, it's a defense. I hit people with a fish all the time, and no one can do a darned thing about it because it's all 100% legal...

But I'm no lawyer or anything, so hit people with a fish at your own risk...

[Howlin]

Tada!

http://www.freerepublic.com/forum/a3767c25f2f0f.htm

Another favorite of mine:

http://www.freerepublic.com/forum/a3767c25f2f0f.htm

[Howlin]

Er.....

http://www.freerepublic.com/forum/a38e913210e1f.htm

[Chad Fairbanks]

Ok, but if I have a heart attack anytime in the next decade, people will suspect something...

[Miss Marple]

I like the lightbulb thread. It seems, somehow, so fitting for this thread.

[Chad Fairbanks]

just add "1 weird FReeper to change the light bulb while wearing a loin cloth..."

[CyberCowboy777]

Figures

[CobaltBlue]

"Intelligent design" is a version of evolution, a subset of theistic evolution.

For reasons which escape me, most of the creationists on Free Republic are Young Earth creationists (YECers), who apparently think that theories of theistic evolution are at best an oxymoron, and at worst a plot by the Devil, yet give lip service to Intelligent Design.

[Miss Marple]

And add "3 who change it while eating lutefisk."

If you read down through this whole thread, it makes James Joyce seem almost normal.

[blam]

"I hit people with a fish all the time, and no one can do a darned thing about it because it's all 100% legal..."

Mullet Toss

"WHAT IS A MULLET TOSS?

A Mullet Toss consists of individuals on the beach throwing a mullet, from a 10-foot circle in Alabama across the state line into Florida. Not to mention a great excuse to throw a weekend long party, with lots of fun activities, great music and food!