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Pheobe Debates The Theory of Evolution
Original scene from the show... Friends. ^ | NA | NA

Posted on 07/24/2003 1:55:39 PM PDT by Mr.Atos

I was just lisening to Medved debating Creationism with Athiests on the air. I found it interesting that while Medved argued his side quite effectively from the standpoint of faith, his opponents resorted to condescension and beliitled him with statements like, "when it rains, is that God crying?" I was reminded of the best (at least most amusing)debate that I have ever heard on the subject of Creationism vs Evolution, albeit a fictional setting. It occurred on the show, Friends of all places between the characters Pheobe (The Hippy) and Ross (The Paleontologist). It went like this...

Pheebs: Okay...it's very faint, but I can still sense him in the building...GO INTO THE LIGHT MR. HECKLES!!

Ross: Whoa, whoa, whoa. What, uh, you don't believe in evolution? Pheebs: Nah. Not really. Ross: You don't believe in evolution? Pheebs: I don't know. It's just, ya know, monkeys, Darwin, ya know, it's a, it's a nice story. I just think it's a little too easy.

Ross: Uh, excuse me. Evolution is not for you to buy, Phoebe. Evolution is scientific fact. Like, like, the air we breathe, like gravity... Pheebs: Uh, okay, don't get me started on gravity.

Ross: You uh, you don't believe in gravity? Pheebs: Well, it's not so much that ya know, like I don't *believe* in it, ya know. It's just...I don't know. Lately I get the feeling that I'm not so much being pulled down, as I am being pushed.

Ross: How can you NOT BELIEVE in evolution? Pheebs: [shrugs] I unh-huh...Look at this funky shirt!!

Ross: Well, there ya go. Pheebs: Huh. So now, the REAL question is: who put those fossils there, and why...?

Ross: OPPOSABLE THUMBS!! Without evolution, how do YOU explain OPPOSABLE THUMBS?!? Pheebs: Maybe the overlords needed them to steer their spacecrafts!

Pheebs: Uh-oh! Scary Scientist Man!

Pheebs: Okay, Ross? Could you just open your mind like, *this* much?? Okay? Now wasn't there a time when the brightest minds in the world believed that the Earth was flat? And up until what, like, fifty years ago, you all thought the atom was the smallest thing, until you split it open, and this like, whole mess o' crap came out! Now, are you telling me that you are so unbelievably arrogant that you can't admit that there's a teeny, tiny possibility that you could be wrong about this?!?

Pheebs: I can't believe you caved. Ross: What? Pheebs: You just ABANDONED your whole belief system! I mean, before, I didn't agree with you, but at least I respected you. Ross: But uh.. Pheebs: Yeah...how...how are you gonna go in to work tomorrow? How...how are you gonna face the other science guys? How...how are you gonna face yourself? Oh! [Ross runs away dejected] Pheebs: That was fun. So who's hungry?


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To: PatrickHenry
tick tock
281 posted on 07/28/2003 4:29:07 AM PDT by ALS (http://designeduniverse.com Featuring original works by FR's finest . contact me to add yours!)
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To: PatrickHenry
That was "... of Notre Dame," as in the movie title, not an insult about a graduate from the university.

Relax. It's a desperate attempt to assert a moral equivalence, where none exists.

282 posted on 07/28/2003 5:58:13 AM PDT by Right Wing Professor
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To: betty boop
Personally, I have nothing to complain about.

I think this is correct. The thugs do the dirty work, so the philosophers can keep their dainty mitts clean.

This has, however, been a useful exchange. Any qualms I had about generalizing about the hoodlum-like behavior of Christian fundamentalists on this site are gone.

283 posted on 07/28/2003 6:06:38 AM PDT by Right Wing Professor
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To: ALS
You were provided with the link. If you claim you did not see it, you either lie, or have chosen to remain wilfully ignorant, which is the moral equivalent of lying, in my opinion.
284 posted on 07/28/2003 6:11:12 AM PDT by Right Wing Professor
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To: Right Wing Professor
Why the tap dance? "yes I am" is very easy to type.
285 posted on 07/28/2003 6:13:24 AM PDT by conservababeJen
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To: conservababeJen
This is simply untrue. I suspended posting a few days later; I returned when it appeared ALS had been banned. Unfortunately, it didn't stick.
286 posted on 07/28/2003 6:16:26 AM PDT by Right Wing Professor
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To: ALS
No thanks......

I'll stay OUT of this food fight!
287 posted on 07/28/2003 6:17:03 AM PDT by Elsie (Don't believe every prophecy you hear: especially *** ones........)
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To: Elsie
 

Luke 6:46
 "Why do you call me, `Lord, Lord,' and do not do what I say?"

 
There is a common thought here..................
 
Ecclesiastes 7:8
 The end of a matter is better than its beginning, and patience is better than pride.
 
 
Proverbs 8:12-13
 12.  "I, wisdom, dwell together with prudence; I possess knowledge and discretion.
 13.  To fear the LORD is to hate evil; I hate pride and arrogance, evil behavior and perverse speech.
 
 
Proverbs 11:2
  When pride comes, then comes disgrace, but with humility comes wisdom.
 
 
Proverbs 13:10
 Pride only breeds quarrels, but wisdom is found in those who take advice.
 
 
Proverbs 16:18-19
 18.  Pride goes before destruction, a haughty spirit before a fall.
 19.  Better to be lowly in spirit and among the oppressed than to share plunder with the proud.
 
 
Proverbs 21:24
 The proud and arrogant man--"Mocker" is his name; he behaves with overweening pride.
 

288 posted on 07/28/2003 6:18:32 AM PDT by Elsie (Don't believe every prophecy you hear: especially *** ones........)
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To: ALS

From -->http://www.nps.gov/badl/newspaper/03Preamble.pdf

"Many cultures have their own unique story on how the earth was created. Scientists use fossils to interpret earth history and plant and animal evolution. These scientific concepts often conflict with many creation beliefs. The study of fossils and evolution is not a belief system. It is a scientific theory of what we observe in the natural world.

The National Park Service provides interpretation of paleontological resources based solely on current evolutionary theory because we are obligated by the First Amendment to the Constitution against promoting a particular religious view. "

Theories are the 'scientific' way of stating: "We BELIEVE thus......"

 

(are NOT conclusions made?)



289 posted on 07/28/2003 6:20:33 AM PDT by Elsie (Don't believe every prophecy you hear: especially *** ones........)
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To: Elsie
I'll bet BOTH sides in this tussle can agree on this:

"We ain't as screwed up as the first 90% of THIS page!!"
--> http://www.stariq.com/Main/Articles/P0001285.HTM

290 posted on 07/28/2003 6:21:39 AM PDT by Elsie (Don't believe every prophecy you hear: especially *** ones........)
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To: Right Wing Professor
So then it's untrue (as VadeRetro claims) that you suspended posting when ALS questioned your credentials, correct?
291 posted on 07/28/2003 6:22:03 AM PDT by conservababeJen
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To: Elsie
"The National Park Service provides interpretation of paleontological resources based solely on current evolutionary theory because......"
 
(Says a LOT, doesn't it!)

292 posted on 07/28/2003 6:24:55 AM PDT by Elsie (Don't believe every prophecy you hear: especially *** ones........)
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Mommy.... MOMMY!!!

He was MEAN to me, and made a face and called me names!!!


293 posted on 07/28/2003 6:29:07 AM PDT by Elsie (Don't believe every prophecy you hear: especially *** ones........)
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To: Mr.Atos
If we evolved from monkeys, how come there aren't half man/half monkeys running around?
294 posted on 07/28/2003 6:33:12 AM PDT by csvset
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To: Alamo-Girl
Actually, there was another suggestion from one of the Creationists suggesting that posting false information was wrong. I'll retract my "not one" comment.

There's more than the false Gould attributions. There's cutting and pasting snippits of Darwin's writings. There's lifting pieces of sentences out of context and posting quotes in the wrong order.

To be fair, it's not just on FR that this takes place. It's on other web sites and I've observed similar behavior from Creationists since the late 1960s.
295 posted on 07/28/2003 6:35:20 AM PDT by Doctor Stochastic (Vegetabilisch = chaotisch is der Charakter der Modernen. - Friedrich Schlegel)
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To: Right Wing Professor
Any qualms I had about generalizing about the hoodlum-like behavior of Christian fundamentalists on this site are gone.

What say you about the "hoodlum-like" behavior of your scientist/evo-buddies? Or is it that you just prefer to complain about Fundamentalist Christians (who seem to get in the way of your politics).

296 posted on 07/28/2003 6:38:03 AM PDT by conservababeJen
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To: Right Wing Professor
This has, however, been a useful exchange. Any qualms I had about generalizing about the hoodlum-like behavior of Christian fundamentalists on this site are gone.

Meanwhile, the really long thread goes on. I just lurked a bit and saw a rather lengthy technical discussion progressing without the usual sideshow.

297 posted on 07/28/2003 6:53:45 AM PDT by js1138
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To: csvset
If we evolved from monkeys, how come there aren't half man/half monkeys running around?

If you wish to engage in speculation into the temporal co-existence of primitive and modern varieties of homo sapiens. I suggest you read Crichton's "Eaters of the Dead." If your desire is to debate Darwin's concepts, you will need to engage one of his defenders. I can only personally attest to evidence of human habitation stretching back 10,000 years from the digs that I have participated in and reported on in Central, South, and West Texas. Beyond that, I am no expert and do not pretend to be. Evidence suggests that 2 varieties of terrestrial bi-peds branched off from one another millions of years ago. One of those branches did indeed evolve to contemporary monkeys, just as a manatee-like mammal evolved to dogs, and teosinte grass became corn. In the case of Corn, the transformation based entirely on human intervention took less than 8,000 years.

As for man? Your guess so far is as good as mine, I'd say.

298 posted on 07/28/2003 6:55:39 AM PDT by Mr.Atos
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To: betty boop
This criterion that you cite, by means of which we might reliably know who is or who is not an "idiot" -- does this have any objective existence whatseover at what we might call the formative level, such that it is, in fact, a real principle?

The very definition of a disruptor is someone who is motivated by a desire to stop a debate or turn it aside from it's original topic.

Looking first at motivation, are there any people here who believe these discussions do not belong on FR and have openly expressed this opinion? Are there any people here who believe that people holding specific opinions in the realm of science cannot be conservatives or cannot be Christians, and who have openly expressed this opinion?

Now, regarding tactics, are there any people here who post frequently without addressing the topic? Are there people obsessed with "winning" as opposed to learning from others? Is there any pattern to this? For example, when these people are absent, is there a period during which the thread returns to its original topic?

Next there is the issue of style and content. These threads attract only a handful of practicing scientists, and only a few are biologists, so most of us are arguing, at best, from an educated layman's point of view. So the next question is, are there people who attempt to bring professional facts and opinions to the table? People who attempt to read and understand the points being made by others, and who attempt to probe and counter these points?

This post is loaded. Obviously I have a point of view. It's easy for me to see the mote in other's eyes. But I occasionaly take breaks from these threads, come back, and look at the tone of threads. It is quite easy to identify several groups of people: those who are always polite, those who are polite when the thread is on topic, and those whose presence is always associated with flame wars.

I have more to say, but this is already too long.

299 posted on 07/28/2003 7:35:09 AM PDT by js1138
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To: Alamo-Girl
See, that kind of statement ("lying ... pretending") is not helpful. No intent to deceive has been shown on ALS' part in knowing what a CV is or where to find it.

Still clueless? I see that RWP has confirmed the incident, and that C-Jen has given you the flavor of how she and ALS have been representing your side for months now. A rather startling admission on her part, including where she screamed abuse in RWP's face.

You've been unaware of all this? Before I waste a lot of time on what posts of ALS's are still on the FR public record (threads that haven't been pulled yet), what were you even talking about when you complained about the climate for discussion on these threads? I'm very curious to know what's getting through your Morton's Demon filters, really.

300 posted on 07/28/2003 7:36:32 AM PDT by VadeRetro
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