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A spokesman said: "They said they needed a quiet fornicatorium. They say it is a fertility rite. The singer goes into a trance-like state. We don't quite know what will happen once the frenzied activity begins."

Is this in the next Harry Potter movie?

1 posted on 06/20/2003 5:05:39 AM PDT by Jimmyclyde
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I want to see some real pagan rituals, like burning captives up in big wicker cages shaped like men....


If you're gonna be a druid, do it right for crying out loud.
37 posted on 06/20/2003 6:44:41 AM PDT by wimpycat (Another great tagline coming soon! Brought to you by Acme Builders....)
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demanding a "quiet area for fornication"

We recently remodeled our house and I asked for the same thing. My wife didn't exactly like the idea and decided on a sewing room.

43 posted on 06/20/2003 7:03:07 AM PDT by socal_parrot (Yo)
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SPOTREP
45 posted on 06/20/2003 7:17:50 AM PDT by LiteKeeper
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Managers at the Custard Factory venue confirmed a quiet area would be provided for the group, fronted by female vocalist Candia.

Willy Wanker and the Custard Factory

47 posted on 06/20/2003 7:25:37 AM PDT by Jonah Hex
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"Fornicate, good time, come on! Let's fornicate!"

Wasn't that a 70s song?
52 posted on 06/20/2003 7:52:18 AM PDT by Chad Fairbanks
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PARTY!!

81 posted on 06/20/2003 8:41:43 AM PDT by Slyfox
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For some reason, Earl Butz keeps coming to mind.
94 posted on 06/20/2003 8:55:03 AM PDT by RichInOC ("...Tight [women], loose shoes, and a warm place to [poop]...")
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Idiots. Everybody knows you're supposed to fornicate on Beltane, May 1st.
102 posted on 06/20/2003 9:20:05 AM PDT by Indrid Cold
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<< Is this in the next Harry Potter movie? >>

It's [Subliminal] in them all.
111 posted on 06/20/2003 9:47:59 AM PDT by Brian Allen ( Rebellion to tyrants is obedience to God - Thomas Jefferson)
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Pagan band demands "quiet area for fornication"

How are they going to ensure that it's quiet? Will they hire a librarian to "shhhhhh" the fornicators? Are they going to expel moaners?

112 posted on 06/20/2003 9:49:13 AM PDT by PBRSTREETGANG
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See what happens when you only eat the brown M&M's.

Eddie was saving he and his band mates from fornication.

CB^)
115 posted on 06/20/2003 9:55:54 AM PDT by Cyber Ninja (His legacy is a stain on the dress.)
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"fornicatorium"

What the heck is the matter with the english pukes ? They can't improvise ? Hell Bill Clinton had his "fornicatorium" as an El Camino with freakin astroturf.

A pickup truck with some curtains .... instant "fornicatorium"

bunch of nancy boys / pikers

153 posted on 06/20/2003 12:11:36 PM PDT by Centurion2000 (We are crushing our enemies, seeing him driven before us and hearing the lamentations of the liberal)
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Inkubus Sukkubus is a good band. You can listen to their music here (if you're registered at MP3.com)

What is so strange/controversial about Pagans having sex?

174 posted on 06/20/2003 12:37:32 PM PDT by xm177e2 (Stalinists, Maoists, Ba'athists, Pacifists: Why are they always on the same side?)
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"They said they needed a quiet fornicatorium"

How very British. Even a pagan "fornicatorium" has to be quiet and dignified.

179 posted on 06/20/2003 12:41:39 PM PDT by colorado tanker
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Rodney Dangerfield, "Caddy Shack"...'and you two, get a room, alright!'
222 posted on 06/20/2003 1:25:38 PM PDT by timydnuc (FR)
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Dangerfield: 'I went to this Pagan festival. Everybody is havin' sex everywhere so I go up to this broad and say, 'hey baby do you wanna do a little pagen horizontal shuffle?'. She takes one look at me and says...'you're with the goat!' No respect, I tell ya I get no respect at all!'
228 posted on 06/20/2003 1:30:17 PM PDT by timydnuc (FR)
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"Inkubus Sukkubus "


Isn't that the name on the license on the sun visor of some stinky turban headed New York cabbie that I saw last week???
236 posted on 06/20/2003 1:35:48 PM PDT by aShepard
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"They said they needed a quiet fornicatorium".

Well, I just typed that word into Merriam Websters online dictionary and that isn't a word.Regardless,about her going into a trance-like state,well, that's bound to occur when one is in tune with their lovers' mind and body.Who needs Hallucinogenics?

266 posted on 06/20/2003 2:15:11 PM PDT by Pagey (Hillary Rotten is a Smug, Holier - Than - Thou Socialist)
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