A spokesman said: "They said they needed a quiet fornicatorium. They say it is a fertility rite. The singer goes into a trance-like state. We don't quite know what will happen once the frenzied activity begins."Is this in the next Harry Potter movie?
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To: Jimmyclyde
I want to see some real pagan rituals, like burning captives up in big wicker cages shaped like men....
If you're gonna be a druid, do it right for crying out loud.
37 posted on
06/20/2003 6:44:41 AM PDT by
wimpycat
(Another great tagline coming soon! Brought to you by Acme Builders....)
To: Jimmyclyde
demanding a "quiet area for fornication"We recently remodeled our house and I asked for the same thing. My wife didn't exactly like the idea and decided on a sewing room.
To: Jimmyclyde
SPOTREP
To: Jimmyclyde
Managers at the Custard Factory venue confirmed a quiet area would be provided for the group, fronted by female vocalist Candia.Willy Wanker and the Custard Factory
To: Jimmyclyde
"Fornicate, good time, come on! Let's fornicate!"
Wasn't that a 70s song?
To: Jimmyclyde
PARTY!!
81 posted on
06/20/2003 8:41:43 AM PDT by
Slyfox
To: Jimmyclyde
For some reason, Earl Butz keeps coming to mind.
94 posted on
06/20/2003 8:55:03 AM PDT by
RichInOC
("...Tight [women], loose shoes, and a warm place to [poop]...")
To: Jimmyclyde
Idiots. Everybody knows you're supposed to fornicate on Beltane, May 1st.
To: Jimmyclyde
<< Is this in the next Harry Potter movie? >>
It's [Subliminal] in them all.
111 posted on
06/20/2003 9:47:59 AM PDT by
Brian Allen
( Rebellion to tyrants is obedience to God - Thomas Jefferson)
To: Jimmyclyde
Pagan band demands "quiet area for fornication"How are they going to ensure that it's quiet? Will they hire a librarian to "shhhhhh" the fornicators? Are they going to expel moaners?
To: Jimmyclyde
See what happens when you only eat the brown M&M's.
Eddie was saving he and his band mates from fornication.
CB^)
115 posted on
06/20/2003 9:55:54 AM PDT by
Cyber Ninja
(His legacy is a stain on the dress.)
To: Jimmyclyde
"fornicatorium" What the heck is the matter with the english pukes ? They can't improvise ? Hell Bill Clinton had his "fornicatorium" as an El Camino with freakin astroturf.
A pickup truck with some curtains .... instant "fornicatorium"
bunch of nancy boys / pikers
153 posted on
06/20/2003 12:11:36 PM PDT by
Centurion2000
(We are crushing our enemies, seeing him driven before us and hearing the lamentations of the liberal)
To: Jimmyclyde
Inkubus Sukkubus is a good band. You can
listen to their music here (if you're registered at MP3.com)
What is so strange/controversial about Pagans having sex?
174 posted on
06/20/2003 12:37:32 PM PDT by
xm177e2
(Stalinists, Maoists, Ba'athists, Pacifists: Why are they always on the same side?)
To: Jimmyclyde
"They said they needed a quiet fornicatorium"
How very British. Even a pagan "fornicatorium" has to be quiet and dignified.
To: Jimmyclyde
Rodney Dangerfield, "Caddy Shack"...'and you two, get a room, alright!'
222 posted on
06/20/2003 1:25:38 PM PDT by
timydnuc
(FR)
To: Jimmyclyde
Dangerfield: 'I went to this Pagan festival. Everybody is havin' sex everywhere so I go up to this broad and say, 'hey baby do you wanna do a little pagen horizontal shuffle?'. She takes one look at me and says...'you're with the goat!' No respect, I tell ya I get no respect at all!'
228 posted on
06/20/2003 1:30:17 PM PDT by
timydnuc
(FR)
To: Jimmyclyde
"Inkubus Sukkubus "
Isn't that the name on the license on the sun visor of some stinky turban headed New York cabbie that I saw last week???
To: Jimmyclyde
"They said they needed a quiet fornicatorium".Well, I just typed that word into Merriam Websters online dictionary and that isn't a word.Regardless,about her going into a trance-like state,well, that's bound to occur when one is in tune with their lovers' mind and body.Who needs Hallucinogenics?
266 posted on
06/20/2003 2:15:11 PM PDT by
Pagey
(Hillary Rotten is a Smug, Holier - Than - Thou Socialist)
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