A spokesman said: "They said they needed a quiet fornicatorium. They say it is a fertility rite. The singer goes into a trance-like state. We don't quite know what will happen once the frenzied activity begins."Is this in the next Harry Potter movie?
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To: Jimmyclyde
BUMP!!
To: Jimmyclyde
GRIND!!
To: Jimmyclyde
It beggars belief that this kind of tackiness and tawdriness is being promoted as a cultural family event.Couldn't the same be said about some of the liberalised policies of the Church of England (so-called)?
5 posted on
06/20/2003 5:08:03 AM PDT by
Petronski
(I'm not always cranky.)
To: Jimmyclyde
Would a grave be quiet enough?
To: Jimmyclyde
The event ... has been condemned by the Church of England But merely on grounds of bad taste and bad form. They apparently have absolutely no moral objections.
To: John O
Looks like it's not just gays at the park you have to worry about. Better get your placards and hop a flight to England.
9 posted on
06/20/2003 5:11:02 AM PDT by
tdadams
To: Jimmyclyde
I tried to negotiate a fornicatorium into my last job offer. They got a good chuckle out of it.....
then they pulled the offer.Some people have no sense of humor...
10 posted on
06/20/2003 5:12:24 AM PDT by
Hatteras
(The Thundering Herd Of Turtles ROCK!)
To: Jimmyclyde
Be sure to offer a coupon for a discount on the abortions that will be performed in adjunct to the satanic celebration...
Harry Potter released just in time for this celebration to...helps to draw the children in...
To hell in a handbasket...
good thing they got rid of God of Abraham, Isaac & Jacob..out of the public forum and their institutions...eh
replaced him though with the goat headed one though...
It was said this would happen....and here it is....
11 posted on
06/20/2003 5:15:44 AM PDT by
joesnuffy
(Moderate Islam Is For Dilettantes)
To: Jimmyclyde
Managers at the Custard Factory venue confirmed a quiet area would be provided for the group, fronted by female vocalist Candia."Don't forget to visit the fornication area at the Custard Factory!"
To: Jimmyclyde
The world is my fornicatorium.
15 posted on
06/20/2003 5:25:58 AM PDT by
spodefly
(This is my tagline. There are many like it, but this one is mine.)
To: Jimmyclyde
"There are certain festivals were we celebrate the creation of life where you have to have sex."Imagine the Christian church taking on that atittude. No wonder the Church has so many hang-ups concerning sex. It is trying to distance itself from Paganism.
Sex is baaaad for your soooouuul. ;)
16 posted on
06/20/2003 5:29:37 AM PDT by
msdrby
(I do believe the cheese slid off his cracker! - The Green Mile)
To: Jimmyclyde
"We don't quite know what will happen once the frenzied activity begins." Yeah. Right. Haven't got a clue what will happen.
To: Jimmyclyde
Managers at the Custard Factory venue confirmed a quiet area would be provided for the group, fronted by female vocalist Candia. This is incredibly ambiguous and bad writing. Is Candia fronting for the managers at the Custard Factory? Is she fronting for the quiet area? Is she fronting for the band?
18 posted on
06/20/2003 5:32:07 AM PDT by
Lazamataz
(PROUDLY POSTING WITHOUT READING THE ARTICLE SINCE 1999!)
To: Jimmyclyde
The kiddie nude ranch at Land o' Lakes Florida would be PROUD to host this event, I'm sure. I swear it seems like end times.
To: Jimmyclyde
If the celebration is a success, I wonder if other businesses will want to follow the Custard Factory's example and set up a fornicatorium for workers and guests.
Also I wonder if the Custard Factor will continue to manufacture custard on that Saturday, or will they give their employees the day off to enjoy the celebration. It seems that the music and fornication and all, not to mention all the guests, would prove distracting. It's a shame the Solstice didn't fall on a Sunday.
To: Jimmyclyde
For some reason using the words "custard" and "fornication" in the same sentence really disgusts me.
This "tent" will be a smelly, nasty disease pit. Yuck.
22 posted on
06/20/2003 5:51:14 AM PDT by
AAABEST
To: Jimmyclyde
Ethel, have you seen my goat-leggings?
28 posted on
06/20/2003 6:21:16 AM PDT by
HIDEK6
To: Jimmyclyde
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The fornicators
30 posted on
06/20/2003 6:30:19 AM PDT by
CONSERVE
To: Jimmyclyde
"Druids from across the country will descend on the Custard Factory"
Could this be secret lingo for the gay crowd?
32 posted on
06/20/2003 6:33:58 AM PDT by
DH
To: Jimmyclyde
Headliners Inkubus Sukkubus demanded the "fornicatorium" at the event.. What, a motel that charges by the hour isn't good enough for them?????
Oh, it's some sort of "fertility rite", so where they shag makes a difference, or else the crops won't grow or something....
Pardon me while I laugh my a$$ off.
36 posted on
06/20/2003 6:41:17 AM PDT by
wimpycat
(Another great tagline coming soon! Brought to you by Acme Builders....)
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