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Pagan band demands "quiet area for fornication"
Ananova ^ | June 20, 2003

Posted on 06/20/2003 5:05:39 AM PDT by Jimmyclyde

Pagan band demands 'quiet area for sex'

A pagan rock band is demanding a "quiet area for fornication" during a summer solstice celebration in Birmingham.

The event, billed as a family fun day out, has been condemned by the Church of England, reports the Birmingham Evening Mail.

Headliners Inkubus Sukkubus demanded the "fornicatorium" at the event, which is being held to mark the longest day of the year.

Managers at the Custard Factory venue confirmed a quiet area would be provided for the group, fronted by female vocalist Candia.

A spokesman said: "They said they needed a quiet fornicatorium. They say it is a fertility rite. The singer goes into a trance-like state. We don't quite know what will happen once the frenzied activity begins."

Druids from across the country will descend on the Custard Factory for the celebration, which is billed as a perfect day out for the whole family, on Saturday.

Rhiannon Biddulph, of the UK Pagan Association, said: "There are certain festivals were we celebrate the creation of life where you have to have sex. Most pagans have a fairly relaxed attitude to sex."

But a spokesman for the Church of England in Birmingham said: "It seems the Druids have overdosed on the magic mushrooms when arranging this event. It beggars belief that this kind of tackiness and tawdriness is being promoted as a cultural family event."

Story filed: 11:27 Friday 20th June 2003


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To: twigs
What you don't realize is how moronic you sound. The concept of original sin is debatable, except for religious zealots.

Hmmm guess I kind of answered my own question there.
141 posted on 06/20/2003 12:01:16 PM PDT by youngjim (Time wounds all heels)
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To: youngjim; twigs
Young(and naive)jim: This pietous claptrap

PIEtous?

What is pietous?

142 posted on 06/20/2003 12:02:05 PM PDT by Dataman
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To: RussianConservative
I'm 5'10", 260lbs.... I think I could manage. ;-)
143 posted on 06/20/2003 12:03:36 PM PDT by Dead Corpse (For an Evil Super Genius, you aren't too bright are you?)
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To: wimpycat
A Viking kitty funeral. Interesting.
144 posted on 06/20/2003 12:03:38 PM PDT by msdrby (I do believe the cheese slid off his cracker! - The Green Mile)
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To: Dead Corpse; RightOnline
Why? Lose you Bible?

Lose you grammar?

145 posted on 06/20/2003 12:04:09 PM PDT by Dataman
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To: Dataman
Touche, Dataman

Still if Candia were available, I'd fornicate quietly with her. Or loudly if she was into it.
146 posted on 06/20/2003 12:05:13 PM PDT by youngjim (Time wounds all heels)
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To: Dataman
Pietous, a small obscure sect devoted to circular reasoning and self-flagelation.

Either that or an unintentional mis-spelling of the word "piteous".

Since I made the first one up, I'm betting on the second one....

147 posted on 06/20/2003 12:06:47 PM PDT by Dead Corpse (For an Evil Super Genius, you aren't too bright are you?)
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To: Dataman
Lose you grammar?

Nope. Just need a new keyboard. I've got one on order, but it hasn't come in yet.

What's your excuse?

148 posted on 06/20/2003 12:07:56 PM PDT by Dead Corpse (For an Evil Super Genius, you aren't too bright are you?)
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To: youngjim; twigs; Dataman
What is pietous?

Pietous: marked by or showing reverence for pies and devotion to dessert

149 posted on 06/20/2003 12:08:37 PM PDT by wimpycat (Another great tagline coming soon! Brought to you by Acme Builders....)
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To: msdrby
A Viking kitty funeral. Interesting.

Heyyyyy....I never made the connection.

150 posted on 06/20/2003 12:09:21 PM PDT by wimpycat (Another great tagline coming soon! Brought to you by Acme Builders....)
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To: wimpycat
OK. Fine.... I like your definition better than mine. Are you happy now? :-)
151 posted on 06/20/2003 12:09:35 PM PDT by Dead Corpse (For an Evil Super Genius, you aren't too bright are you?)
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To: Dead Corpse
I didn't see yours until now. Actually, yours is funnier.
152 posted on 06/20/2003 12:10:47 PM PDT by wimpycat (Another great tagline coming soon! Brought to you by Acme Builders....)
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To: Jimmyclyde
"fornicatorium"

What the heck is the matter with the english pukes ? They can't improvise ? Hell Bill Clinton had his "fornicatorium" as an El Camino with freakin astroturf.

A pickup truck with some curtains .... instant "fornicatorium"

bunch of nancy boys / pikers

153 posted on 06/20/2003 12:11:36 PM PDT by Centurion2000 (We are crushing our enemies, seeing him driven before us and hearing the lamentations of the liberal)
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To: youngjim
remember, when Sarai couldn't conceive she gave Abraham her nursemaid as a concubine. Sex = life

LOL I have never seen this simple story so distorted to make some childish point.

154 posted on 06/20/2003 12:13:02 PM PDT by CyberCowboy777 (They promise to be good masters, but they mean to be masters.)
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To: wimpycat
Dear Ann Coulter,

You are the ultimate vision of beauty. I am dedicating my bedroom to you in the wholly unlikely possibility that you and I will dedicate it together some day.

Thus the Ann Coulter Fornicatorium is born!

155 posted on 06/20/2003 12:18:30 PM PDT by youngjim (Time wounds all heels)
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To: youngjim
forgiveness does not invalidate the rules G_d has clearly set for salvation.

I could care less what some unwashed drugged out freaks do. They are responsible for their own souls.

I do care when a clear Biblical story of sin and selfishness is distorted or when the 'everyone is a sinner' card is played. Jesus told Mary Magdalene to go a sin no more, so that she might be truly saved.

156 posted on 06/20/2003 12:18:40 PM PDT by CyberCowboy777 (They promise to be good masters, but they mean to be masters.)
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To: CyberCowboy777
Who was Jesus married to?
157 posted on 06/20/2003 12:19:59 PM PDT by Dead Corpse (For an Evil Super Genius, you aren't too bright are you?)
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To: Dead Corpse
G_d commanded the destruction of Jericho.

That is not some pass for individuals to go about destroying cities.

Your logic is weak and you Biblical understanding is laughable.
158 posted on 06/20/2003 12:21:35 PM PDT by CyberCowboy777 (They promise to be good masters, but they mean to be masters.)
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To: CyberCowboy777
In Mark 9:5 Peter *said to Jesus, "Rabbi, it is good for us to be here; let us make three tabernacles, one for You, and one for Moses, and one for Elijah.". Under Talmudic Law, you had to be married to be a Rabbi during the time Jesus supposedly lived.

So answer my question, Who was Jesus Married To....

159 posted on 06/20/2003 12:24:56 PM PDT by Dead Corpse (For an Evil Super Genius, you aren't too bright are you?)
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To: CyberCowboy777; twigs
you religious morons might READ the Bible before you make your silly statements


1 Now Sarai, Abram's wife, bare him no children: and she had a handmaid, an Egyptian, whose name was Hagar.

2 And Sarai said unto Abram, Behold now, the LORD hath restrained me from bearing: I pray thee, go in unto my maid; it may be that I may obtain children by her. And Abram hearkened to the voice of Sarai.

3 And Sarai, Abram's wife, took Hagar her maid the Egyptian, after Abram had dwelt ten years in the land of Canaan, and gave her to her husband Abram to be his wife.

4 And he went in unto Hagar, and she conceived: and when she saw that she had conceived, her mistress was despised in her eyes.

5 And Sarai said unto Abram, My wrong be upon thee: I have given my maid into thy bosom; and when she saw that she had conceived, I was despised in her eyes: the LORD judge between me and thee.

6 But Abram said unto Sarai, Behold, thy maid is in thy hand; do to her as it pleaseth thee. And when Sarai dealt hardly with her, she fled from her face.

quite a sinner that Abram. fornicate with the maid then kick her out of the tribe.

160 posted on 06/20/2003 12:24:57 PM PDT by youngjim (Time wounds all heels)
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