[Bars4Bill]

Another Democrat cultural event.

[mass55th]

Was Jocelynn Elders the Master of Ceremonies?

[exnavy]

How long before we get a national holiday connected with this BS?

[Pikachu_Dad]

'Um, how do you make masturbation more 'accessible'?

[microgood]

Organizers said they have taken the event "from the sheets to the streets," offering volunteers — 18 years or older — the opportunity to overcome their inhibitions in "a safe environment" and raise money for charity.

It's for the chillen. I wonder if Clintons fired HHS Secretary will be there.

[microgood]

I forgot to say I hope to God this is not filmed.

[Bubba_Leroy]

[Arpege92]

Ok....I will say what I said the first time this was posted. This activity is gross and I hope no one comes!!!

[OpusatFR]

They were shown into rooms?

Gosh. I guess I thought they were masturbating in the gutters amongst the dog waste and assorted nasty trash.

Seems more fitting.

[Bloody Sam Roberts]

"I am the Master of my Domain."

[woofie]

"This is an effort to counter centuries of censure, to make masturbation more fun and to make it more accessible," said Thomas W. Laqueur, a professor of history at the University of California at Berkeley

Thats what Ive always said, mastubastion is not fun or accessible enough...

[Blue Screen of Death]

I do not want a first hand report.

[Gorzaloon]

Another Democrat cultural event.

What wankers.

And I suppose they have souvenier bumper stickers:

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FIGHT AIDS (Gay or Straight).

Just Stay Home, And Masturb-8!

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[Temple Owl]

I think it is a Democratic fund-raising event. Will William Jefferson Clinton be the main attraction?

[ChemistCat]

Is this a step in the right direction?

Communicable diseases, look out....

[Coroner]

I heard that Karla Corcoran the Post Master Inspector General is looking for some "confidence building programs" to spend our tax dollars on!!

[Spunky]

"Men and women ranging in age from their early 20s to their 50s mingled at a local performing arts center in San Francisco's South of Market district, known for artists, galleries and nightclubs, before getting down to business."

If you buy an oil painting and the oil is still dripping.

UGH! GROSS

[chance33_98]

A hand job is probably the only job they could get.

[jimkress]

Self adsorption has been raised to a whole new level.

These people are pathetic.

[chance33_98]

[reg45]

Suggestions for the associated film festival:

1. The Jerk (Steve Martin)