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San Francisco event promotes masturbation
Star-Ledger (in print only) ^ | 5.4.03

Posted on 05/04/2003 4:11:30 PM PDT by Bars4Bill

Edited on 07/06/2004 6:38:46 PM PDT by Jim Robinson. [history]

More than 100 men and women gathered in famously liberal San Francisco this weekend for what organizers said was the city's second annual public "Masturbate-a-Thon."

Organizers said they have taken the event "from the sheets to the streets," offering volunteers

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To: mass55th
Wouldn't that be Mastur Of Ceremonies?
41 posted on 05/04/2003 5:11:56 PM PDT by Dr.Deth
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To: Bars4Bill
Well, another taboo effectively put to rest.

Next is a public dump o' thon whereby human excrement will be brought to the fore and then prepared and served to the participants .

42 posted on 05/04/2003 5:12:13 PM PDT by zarf (Republicans for Sharpton 2004)
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To: mass55th
Was Jocelynn Elders the Master of Ceremonies?

No...she was the Master-Bater of ceremonies !

.....THUNDER......

43 posted on 05/04/2003 5:12:59 PM PDT by THUNDER ROAD
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To: Bars4Bill
Please. Tell me this sorry was from The Onion.

Please!

44 posted on 05/04/2003 5:16:52 PM PDT by Gritty
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To: Bars4Bill
Why am I reminded of the fall of Rome?
45 posted on 05/04/2003 5:19:28 PM PDT by kitkat
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To: THUNDER ROAD
This is where gay behavior begins.

Homosexuality is nothing but assisted-onanism anyway.

46 posted on 05/04/2003 5:23:09 PM PDT by Old Professer
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To: zarf
Sorry, too late. That's now a protest method. It was used by anti-war demonstrators a month ago.

They needed something to top their "vomit-in" that occured the day before.
47 posted on 05/04/2003 5:23:31 PM PDT by The FRugitive
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To: Bars4Bill
How depressing.

Feminists have always been very enthusiastic about masturbation, mainly, I suspect, because they couldn't get anybody to do anything else with them anyway.
49 posted on 05/04/2003 5:27:20 PM PDT by livius (Let slip the cats of conjecture.)
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To: kitkat
Why am I reminded of the fall of Rome?

I don't know about that, but I would look away, lest you be turned into a pillar of salt.

50 posted on 05/04/2003 5:27:24 PM PDT by freedumb2003 (Peace through Strength)
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To: Bloody Sam Roberts
"I am the Master of my Domain."

What's that, the Bates Hotel?

51 posted on 05/04/2003 5:31:25 PM PDT by Migraine (that really goes against my grain)
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To: kitkat
BUMP
52 posted on 05/04/2003 5:33:08 PM PDT by TLBSHOW (the gift is to see the truth)
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To: spokeshave
Just take youself in hand and pull yourself together

Yeah -- get a grip.

53 posted on 05/04/2003 5:33:40 PM PDT by Migraine (that really goes against my grain)
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To: Bars4Bill

"Uh, we have rooms available Ms. Rodham... Ms Rodham?"
54 posted on 05/04/2003 5:33:55 PM PDT by mrsmith
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To: Bars4Bill
Hell, sounds like fun event and a good way for a shy, lonely guy to meet women or vice versa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LOL
55 posted on 05/04/2003 5:39:21 PM PDT by Captain Peter Blood
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To: Bars4Bill
Kalifornia has been masturbating for decades, it is a self taught thing from early age.
56 posted on 05/04/2003 5:39:46 PM PDT by Ursus arctos horribilis ("It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees!" Emiliano Zapata 1879-1919)
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To: Bars4Bill
You really gotts hand it to these idiots. On second thought.............
57 posted on 05/04/2003 5:40:32 PM PDT by breakem
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To: Bars4Bill
I hear the Mastur of ceremonies was "HARRY PALMS"!
58 posted on 05/04/2003 5:44:15 PM PDT by ohiobushman (michael moore is a disgrace to the human race!!)
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To: Bars4Bill
Organizers said they have taken the event "from the sheets to the streets," offering volunteers — 18 years or older — the opportunity to overcome their inhibitions in "a safe environment" and raise money for charity.

Why is having the good sense not to masturbate in public an inhibition which needs to be shed? Does this mean that the dirty old man in the trenchcoat is a good role model now?

59 posted on 05/04/2003 5:49:39 PM PDT by NYCVirago
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To: livius
I didn't know that San Francisco was hosting the Olimpdicks this year.
60 posted on 05/04/2003 5:52:50 PM PDT by TheCrusader
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