Messages from the Outer Darkness

[snerkel]

This thread is a place for those desiring to communicate with xzins (aka the xzins-master) via his chosen vessel -- Clear Channel Woody.

Please, respect all religions AND always say "please" and "thank you."

[Starwind]

We'll be watching you, Mr. "Starwind"!

If anything, tis my wake you'll be watching whilst your sails'l be luffing in my wind shadow :-)

[Starwind]

Please explain 5 by 5.

An old radio reception term. "read you 5 by 5" refers to 5 points vertical by 5 points horizontal on an oscillascope showing the signal wave....but the Clear Channel Woody already knew that... dincha?

[Dr. Eckleburg]

Ask Suzie.

[drstevej]

Even the font looks New Age.

You kin to Gene Starwind???

http://grandmenagerie.freeservers.com/starwind/geneprof.html

[Starwind]

Even the font looks New Age.

Must be your browser.

You kin to Gene Starwind???

dunno. Mom once said I had a evil twin, but she don't talk 'bout him no more.

[drstevej]

***Mom once said I had a evil twin, but she don't talk 'bout him no more.***

Don't feel so bad, I heard that even Jesus' brother was... (rest of sentence left blank -- FR 5th Ammendment).

[CCWoody]

I'd wager that you and I are the only ones who really know what a Clear Channel is too.

[restornu]

Xzins What happen email me at restornu2001@yahoo.com

[Starwind]

Yes well there is that.

Also, the book of [redacted FR 5th-Amendment] claims that [redacted FR 5th-Amendment] which is why all [redacted FR 5th-Amendment] are [redacted FR 5th-Amendment].

It's true!

[drstevej]

***Also, the book of [redacted FR 5th-Amendment] claims that [redacted FR 5th-Amendment] which is why all [redacted FR 5th-Amendment] are [redacted FR 5th-Amendment]. ***

Ain't Freedom grand!

[Starwind]

I'd wager that you and I are the only ones who really know what a Clear Channel is too.

Clear Channel, Clear Shot, Clear Ale (oops, well 2 outta 3?)

[Starwind]

Ain't Freedom grand!

[redacted FR 5th-Amendment]

[drstevej]

Prayers for our troops as the war has begun.

[restornu]

thank you I understand! Take care

[Starwind]

Yes, Prayers for the innocent everywhere as well, and that God deliver them from evil and eternal condemnation.

[Jean Chauvin]

1. O Woodward,
2. This, thy humble servent, beseecheth thee
3. to inquire if thou wouldst prevent thine spirit guide
4. -thy great master Zinsmeister-
5. accompanied by thine seer stone, forthwith,
6. and implore of him to bestow upon us his grace
7. to shew upon this mortal brow
8. the answer to the great riddle of this earthly life:

Tastes Great? or Less Filling?

Jean

[CCWoody]

Tastes Great? or Less Filling? ~ Jean Chauvin

The great Xzins-Master, the one who inhabits the peepstone has seen the following:

Your friendly neighborhood Clear Calvinist
Woody.

[Elsie]

Varient?

No no!

Whist thou not there be latitudes in 'interpretation???!

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Methinks you may have a wrong one - a sure sign of a natural man.........

[Elsie]

Xzins-Master deecreeeeeth.

(In my BEST Fantasy Island voice....)

"De Creed! De CREED!

'Tis enough to make one sick..."

[Elsie]

I hear a chattering voice from beyond................. #68