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Messages from the Outer Darkness

Posted on 03/18/2003 7:27:57 PM PST by snerkel

This thread is a place for those desiring to communicate with xzins (aka the xzins-master) via his chosen vessel -- Clear Channel Woody.

Please, respect all religions AND always say "please" and "thank you."


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To: restornu
Surprice to know you are also CCW! ~ restornu Your friendly neighborhood Clear Channel
Woody.
41 posted on 03/19/2003 2:06:10 PM PST by CCWoody
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To: ksen
***Would you ask X-M if my Superman underoos are enough to keep me out of the outer darkness, or should I upgrade to Iron Man? ***

I think the Yoda ones are better protection against Dark Forces! But then again, I am not the Xzins-Master.


42 posted on 03/19/2003 2:08:46 PM PST by drstevej (Don't forget "Please" and "Thank You" when channeling the X-M)
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To: CCWoody
CCWoody, Would you please ask the Zinmeister if next time I have a vision, is it still acceptable to refer to the god of this world and this universe as Pale Ale as was done in the olden days, or can we call him Heineken? Mark Twain may know this if the X has fallen asleep, and if so is that soul sleep or just fatigue?
43 posted on 03/19/2003 2:16:49 PM PST by JesseShurun
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To: JesseShurun
Ruh-roh, Jesse. Rtrouble rahead.


44 posted on 03/19/2003 2:22:24 PM PST by Wrigley
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To: CCWoody
And last but not least: If I can convince 33 women to marry me (not that I have, I don't care what the peepstone says, it's a liar and Mark Twain is a liar and Xzen is a liar)do I advance to the 33 degees of mor--er I mean, Masonary? (Those women are all liars too, and I NEVER said I was single!)
45 posted on 03/19/2003 2:29:40 PM PST by JesseShurun
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To: CCWoody
Please tell the great Xzins-Master that I am humbled to have received such wonderful advice from someone as wise as he is. My soul is assuaged. My mother got better, and my father and brother have convinced me the err of my thinking, and I am now a patriotic conservative. These Pam undies have made me much more popular than Suzi.

When I was still a liberal, before the great wisdom of Xzins-Master showed me the path of light, my conservative friends all said that I lived in the great State of Delusion. Thank you.
46 posted on 03/19/2003 4:44:32 PM PST by Nataku X (Never give Bush any power you wouldn't want to give to Hillary.)
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To: JesseShurun
Three LOLs in a row! I think that's a record.

Or, as someone posted on another thread...Indredible!

47 posted on 03/19/2003 4:47:59 PM PST by Dr. Eckleburg (There are very few shades of grey.)
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To: Nakatu X
***I lived in the great State of Delusion.***

JUST NORTH OF NEW MEXICO IF MEMORY SERVES ME WELL.
48 posted on 03/19/2003 4:54:26 PM PST by drstevej (Don't forget "Please" and "Thank You" when channeling the X-M)
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To: Dr. Eckleburg
Might be wise to save this thread often. Humor is very subversive in a free republic.
49 posted on 03/19/2003 4:55:59 PM PST by drstevej (Don't forget "Please" and "Thank You" when channeling the X-M)
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To: Wrigley; Nakatu X; CCWoody; JesseShurun; drstevej; xzins; RnMomof7; Jean Chauvin; Revelation 911
No Calvinist is fat; we're far too Spartan for excess.

I'm sure your blouse looks very smart, Nakatu -- unlike Suzi, who's still wondering what all the W's are doing in the M & M's.

50 posted on 03/19/2003 5:12:53 PM PST by Dr. Eckleburg (There are very few shades of grey.)
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To: Dr. Eckleburg
LOL!! Thanks! :)
51 posted on 03/19/2003 5:34:18 PM PST by Nataku X (Never give Bush any power you wouldn't want to give to Hillary.)
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To: Elsie
Yep. That peepstone is uncanny! ;)
52 posted on 03/19/2003 5:37:45 PM PST by Nataku X (Never give Bush any power you wouldn't want to give to Hillary.)
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To: JesseShurun
And last but not least: If I can convince 33 women to marry me (not that I have, I don't care what the peepstone says, it's a liar and Mark Twain is a liar and Xzen is a liar)do I advance to the 33 degees of mor--er I mean, Masonary? (Those women are all liars too, and I NEVER said I was single!) ~ JesseShurun Your friendly neighborhood Clear Channel
Woody.
53 posted on 03/19/2003 5:45:43 PM PST by CCWoody
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To: CCWoody
'No man can serveth 33 masters.'

Pray ask the peepstone to clarify, was that 'serveth' or 'service'?

54 posted on 03/19/2003 5:54:44 PM PST by Starwind
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To: Starwind; CCWoody; Wrigley; JesseShurun
***Pray ask the peepstone to clarify, was that 'serveth' or 'service'?***

Are you suggesting that there is a variant reading? C[lear] C[hannel] Woody renders a PERFECT TRANSLATION of the Xzins-Master. He don't need no footnotes watering down the Word of Xzin!

Are you a New Ager? "Starwind" sounds kinda funny to me.....
55 posted on 03/19/2003 5:58:54 PM PST by drstevej (Don't forget "Please" and "Thank You" when channeling the X-M)
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To: drstevej
Are you suggesting that there is a variant reading?

Certainly not! I trust the channel is clear 5 by 5, and the Xzins-Master hath spoken clearly.

It's just a matter of vowels placed into the written text, you see, and the context is 33 women, which can be either served or serviced, as the Xzins-Master deecreeeeeth.

56 posted on 03/19/2003 6:05:17 PM PST by Starwind
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To: Starwind
Just the same.... We'll be watching you, Mr. "Starwind"!
57 posted on 03/19/2003 6:07:47 PM PST by drstevej (Don't forget "Please" and "Thank You" when channeling the X-M)
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To: drstevej
Oh ye of little faith...

Star Wind

tis a sailboat name you see....ocean night sailing, canopy of stars, wind taut sails, ship surging, ocean spray, moon lit wake.....(sigh - why am I here posting?)

58 posted on 03/19/2003 6:11:41 PM PST by Starwind
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To: Starwind
Please explain 5 by 5.

I assume its not 25.
59 posted on 03/19/2003 6:12:01 PM PST by Wrigley
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To: CCWoody; Starwind
This may be a question that X-M can answer.

See 59
60 posted on 03/19/2003 6:13:38 PM PST by Wrigley
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