Messages from the Outer Darkness

[snerkel]

This thread is a place for those desiring to communicate with xzins (aka the xzins-master) via his chosen vessel -- Clear Channel Woody.

Please, respect all religions AND always say "please" and "thank you."

[Wrigley]

I'm not sure how (C)lear (C)hannel manages this, but it gives me an incredible headache.

Message from X-M follows.


From outside this realm, the Xzins-meister says

“It’s Midnight…..do you know where Your Peepstone Is?”





‘twere the day of her wedding

inside of the temple

when the bride screamed aloud

“my god,” it’s a pimple!



“back there on my cheek!”

she screamed to the prophet

“blood red with a whitehead,

and a hair right atop it.”



The choir from the temple

Ran over to gawk

They forgot about singing

Could barely just talk



For that zit was huuuuumongus,

It was all full of pus

So the prophet he gandered

And started to cuss



At the bride in her ‘roos

With the frilly white lace

Her wedding day drawers

For this sanctified place



“how dare you besmirch

those drawers that you wear

with that cheeky red zit

on your white derrierre.”



At first she just blushed….

But then lofted a song.

“I’ve got the solution….

I’ll just wear a thong.”





The eyes in the stone are still not your own.

[drstevej]

Having read that, I think many will find there's a warm front in the heartland.

[Wrigley]

Stormfront coming?

[snerkel]

This feels like the calm before the storm, but nothing beyond the norm.

[Wrigley]

That's probably what Saddam thought.

[JesseShurun]

We need a drowedoc for the yps.

[JesseShurun]

When the clear channel comes in on the neXt etherwave, please ask the X-Zinsmeister, Where are we going? And what's with this handbasket? (ThanX)

[JesseShurun]

Sad Dam Insane's last thought: Telephone rings...voice says "Incoming from Mr Bush..buh-bye!"

[Revelation 911]

JesseShurun-tu temple speak

[JesseShurun]

temple-u nrotser alert, bunkers! bunkers!

[CARepubGal]

And what an annoying bunch of chatter it is!

[CARepubGal]

Me thinks that and some annoying misplaced graphics.

[snerkel]

Hey Gal! It may have been annoying, but it was a nice distraction for some of us for a while.

[drstevej]

Oh, Happy Day!

The Xzins-Meister is returned from the Outer Darkness to enlighten the FR family. Give heed to his wisdom (except the Arminian junk, of course).

[scripter]

He's back?

[drstevej]

Check his posts. He's back on a limited avalibility.

[xzins]

I have been enlightened.

And it's all because of Merriam-Webster. Within it's pages are the truth, the whole truth, and options a,b,c,d.....

[Elsie]

I have slept BIG time since my last post in THIS thread!!

[Revelation 911]

I have been enlightened.

youve been missed -

[xzins]

Hi Rev. Thanks for the welcome.

How's it been hangin'?