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Messages from the Outer Darkness

Posted on 03/18/2003 7:27:57 PM PST by snerkel

This thread is a place for those desiring to communicate with xzins (aka the xzins-master) via his chosen vessel -- Clear Channel Woody.

Please, respect all religions AND always say "please" and "thank you."


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To: drstevej; CCWoody
I'm not sure how (C)lear (C)hannel manages this, but it gives me an incredible headache.

Message from X-M follows.


From outside this realm, the Xzins-meister says

“It’s Midnight…..do you know where Your Peepstone Is?”





‘twere the day of her wedding

inside of the temple

when the bride screamed aloud

“my god,” it’s a pimple!



“back there on my cheek!”

she screamed to the prophet

“blood red with a whitehead,

and a hair right atop it.”



The choir from the temple

Ran over to gawk

They forgot about singing

Could barely just talk



For that zit was huuuuumongus,

It was all full of pus

So the prophet he gandered

And started to cuss



At the bride in her ‘roos

With the frilly white lace

Her wedding day drawers

For this sanctified place



“how dare you besmirch

those drawers that you wear

with that cheeky red zit

on your white derrierre.”



At first she just blushed….

But then lofted a song.

“I’ve got the solution….

I’ll just wear a thong.”





The eyes in the stone are still not your own.


121 posted on 03/21/2003 4:06:49 PM PST by Wrigley
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To: Wrigley
Having read that, I think many will find there's a warm front in the heartland.
122 posted on 03/21/2003 4:13:13 PM PST by drstevej
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To: drstevej
Stormfront coming?
123 posted on 03/21/2003 4:24:18 PM PST by Wrigley
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To: Wrigley
This feels like the calm before the storm, but nothing beyond the norm.
124 posted on 03/21/2003 6:08:42 PM PST by snerkel (WARNING: My posts have been known to offend.)
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To: snerkel
That's probably what Saddam thought.
125 posted on 03/21/2003 6:10:19 PM PST by Wrigley
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To: Wrigley
We need a drowedoc for the yps.
126 posted on 03/22/2003 12:22:41 AM PST by JesseShurun
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To: CCWoody; Wrigley; Elsie; Dr. Eckleburg; drstevej
When the clear channel comes in on the neXt etherwave, please ask the X-Zinsmeister, Where are we going? And what's with this handbasket? (ThanX)
127 posted on 03/22/2003 1:39:52 AM PST by JesseShurun
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To: Wrigley
Sad Dam Insane's last thought: Telephone rings...voice says "Incoming from Mr Bush..buh-bye!"
128 posted on 03/22/2003 1:42:18 AM PST by JesseShurun
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To: JesseShurun
JesseShurun-tu temple speak
129 posted on 03/22/2003 3:32:14 AM PST by Revelation 911
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To: Revelation 911
temple-u nrotser alert, bunkers! bunkers!
130 posted on 03/22/2003 12:18:21 PM PST by JesseShurun
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To: Elsie
And what an annoying bunch of chatter it is!
131 posted on 03/23/2003 5:12:55 PM PST by CARepubGal (Communism killed 100 million last time. But they want to try again)
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To: Wrigley
Me thinks that and some annoying misplaced graphics.
132 posted on 03/23/2003 5:16:59 PM PST by CARepubGal (Communism killed 100 million last time. But they want to try again)
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To: CARepubGal
Hey Gal! It may have been annoying, but it was a nice distraction for some of us for a while.
133 posted on 03/26/2003 6:26:51 PM PST by snerkel (WARNING: My posts have been known to offend.)
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To: xzins; Wrigley; JesseShurun; computerjunkie; CARepubGal; RnMomof7; Jean Chauvin; scripter; Elsie
Oh, Happy Day!

The Xzins-Meister is returned from the Outer Darkness to enlighten the FR family. Give heed to his wisdom (except the Arminian junk, of course).

134 posted on 07/09/2003 12:28:03 PM PDT by drstevej
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To: drstevej; xzins
He's back?
135 posted on 07/09/2003 12:33:16 PM PDT by scripter
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To: scripter; xzins
Check his posts. He's back on a limited avalibility.
136 posted on 07/09/2003 12:38:46 PM PDT by drstevej
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To: drstevej
I have been enlightened.

And it's all because of Merriam-Webster. Within it's pages are the truth, the whole truth, and options a,b,c,d.....
137 posted on 07/09/2003 2:25:10 PM PDT by xzins (Babylon, you have been weighed in the balance and been found wanting!)
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To: drstevej
I have slept BIG time since my last post in THIS thread!!
138 posted on 07/09/2003 2:48:29 PM PDT by Elsie (Sacred cows make the best hamburger -- Mark Twain)
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To: xzins
I have been enlightened.

youve been missed -

139 posted on 07/09/2003 7:11:33 PM PDT by Revelation 911 (Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam)
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To: Revelation 911
Hi Rev. Thanks for the welcome.

How's it been hangin'?
140 posted on 07/09/2003 9:27:43 PM PDT by xzins
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