Messages from the Outer Darkness

[snerkel]

This thread is a place for those desiring to communicate with xzins (aka the xzins-master) via his chosen vessel -- Clear Channel Woody.

Please, respect all religions AND always say "please" and "thank you."

[Revelation 911]

ask the inhabitant of the Rock of Arcane Knowledge whether the Foul One, Sadam (Madas -- spelled backwards) has entered the realm of Outer Darkness? And if so, did the prophet [FR 5th Amendment] grant him a planet with a bunch of nubile [FR 5th Amendment] ?

If i can interject for ccwoody - I had the gift of prophecy last night & got all tingly (not sure if sitting on the tube of anbesol contributed) - spiritus xzins revealed this to me.

Thus sayeth the Xzins "There are no nubile women for comfort....has anyone seen my "girls gone wild" video?"

end transmission

[drstevej]

***Thus sayeth the Xzins "There are no nubile women for comfort....has anyone seen my "girls gone wild" video?"***

Was the Iraqi Spring Break one?

[drstevej]

In your absence, I was highly blessed to receive an email from the Xins-Meister: 

For you end-time enthusiasts out there…..
Wonder if it’s a head wound.
For the leader of “Babylon.”
Just a SPECULATION: don’t get your panties in a wad.
Xzins 

• This revelation which I will refer to as Official Declaration #1. (no reference to [FR 5th Amendment])
• Also, do I detect a Pre-Millennial mindset expressed by the exalted X-M who alone holds the Arcane Rock of Insight?
• The "panties in a wad" reference is most puzzling.

 

[Revelation 911]

Was the Iraqi Spring Break one?

Of course! - (note to self, brother stevej exhibiting dyslexia)

The residual resonation seems to indicate it was title #2 "Temptresses of the Tigress" along with tape #3 "Bagdad Beauties Bare Big Burkhas" and no# 4 "The date palm".

.........IMO title #4 would be for some ill boy though

[Dr. Eckleburg]

LOL! "Noodle salad!"

That's one of the best-written scripts ever. It's as good as it gets.

"Some of us have great stories, pretty stories, that take place at lakes with boats, and friends, and noodle salad -- just no one in this car."

Almost as good as the funniest script ever written, "Raising Arizona," which (appropriate to this thread) concludes its farce with:

"...a land, not too far away, where all parents are strong and wise and capable, and all children are happy and beloved...I dunno, maybe it was Utah."

Keyword: farce.

[Dr. Eckleburg]

Pre-millennial mindset...?

It wouldn't be the first time the Great Green Unseen got it wrong.

[drstevej]

***"...a land, not too far away, where all parents are strong and wise and capable, and all children are happy and beloved...I dunno, maybe it was Utah."***

Forgot that line. Great flick (like your taste in movies). Add "Oh, Brother" and you have a trifecta.

[drstevej]

***It wouldn't be the first time the Great Green Unseen got it wrong.***

PLEASE, Do not rouse the wrath of the X-M, THANK YOU. He is on a long chain, you know!

[drstevej]

Just in from the X-M, the Seer with the Beer

A MESSAGE TO THE FAITHFUL FROM XZINS-MEISTER….Answer to questions of the humble faithful regarding the fate of Saddam Hussein!  Hear and heed.

 

From the dark side of living

Saddam lifts a cry

“Am I still around…

Or did I just die?”

 

His answer arrives,

On a brief waft of air

It’s the smell of seared flesh,

With a touch of burnt hair

 

“My house,” he supposes

“my house, it’s aflame.”

And that seems a good answer,

Conclusively sane.

 

But then there appears

In the acrid, dark smoke

A nubile young maiden

With the barest of clothes

 

She sultrily dances

‘til standing beside,

she sneeringly answers

“You’ve totally died.”

 

“And now you live here

and that to your shame   ,

For ages eternal

In the midst of the flame.”

 

“This isn’t fair”

Saddam said with chagrin

“I was supposed to get palm trees

and nubile virgins.”

 

With a sneer in her voice

The young maiden spoke,

“Well, I’m your reward….”

She said midst the smoke

 

Then she shifted her hips

And her loincloth arose

Saddam couldn’t help

But see under her clothes

 

He screamed in frustration

For he’d seen her all,

His nubile young maiden

Was a clone of Rue Paul.

 

 (Aside to woody & jean Chauvin:  Xzins-meister….the seer with the beer!)

 

[Dr. Eckleburg]

So sorry...

PLEASE and THANK-YOU.

I (Steve Martin) forgot.

[Elsie]

George! NOT the Livestock!

[CCWoody]

The Clear Channel is going down for routine matinence. We will begin broadcasting again Sunday night with a more powerful signal. Stay tuned. Will the Apostles and President expel the Xzins-Master back to the outer darkness?

[drstevej]

Xzins-Master, we thought you was a TOAD!!!!

[Dr. Eckleburg]

BLIND SEER -- "You seek a great fortune, you three who are now in chains. You will find a fortune, though it will not be the one you seek. But first...first you must travel a long and difficult road, a road fraught with peril. Mm-hmm. You shall see thangs, wonderful to tell. You shall see a...a cow...on the roof of a cotton house, ha. And, oh, so many startlements. I cannot tell you how long this road shall be, but fear not the obstacles in your path, for fate has vouchsafed your reward. Though the road may wind, yea, your hearts grow weary, still shall ye follow them, even unto your salvation."

X-Master, take note! Sounds downright Calvinistic!

And a hearty BUMP for God's wondrous "startlements!"

(Dr. Steve, it's "Syreens.")

[JesseShurun]

Please, you guys are the best... you are rolling thunder. I'll see you Sunday, I have to go get embedded with my wives, thank you

[Elsie]

Do NOT...

seek...

the TREASURE!

[drstevej]

Press

[snerkel]

OH BROTHER!!!!!

[Wrigley]

Oh Brother, redux.

[drstevej]

We (you and I) have an email from the X-M which I am unable to post due to the FR 5th Ammendment. Please bless us with it's transmission. Thank You.