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Messages from the Outer Darkness

Posted on 03/18/2003 7:27:57 PM PST by snerkel

This thread is a place for those desiring to communicate with xzins (aka the xzins-master) via his chosen vessel -- Clear Channel Woody.

Please, respect all religions AND always say "please" and "thank you."


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To: drstevej
ask the inhabitant of the Rock of Arcane Knowledge whether the Foul One, Sadam (Madas -- spelled backwards) has entered the realm of Outer Darkness? And if so, did the prophet [FR 5th Amendment] grant him a planet with a bunch of nubile [FR 5th Amendment] ?

If i can interject for ccwoody - I had the gift of prophecy last night & got all tingly (not sure if sitting on the tube of anbesol contributed) - spiritus xzins revealed this to me.

Thus sayeth the Xzins "There are no nubile women for comfort....has anyone seen my "girls gone wild" video?"

end transmission

101 posted on 03/21/2003 3:24:13 AM PST by Revelation 911
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To: Revelation 911
***Thus sayeth the Xzins "There are no nubile women for comfort....has anyone seen my "girls gone wild" video?"***

Was the Iraqi Spring Break one?
102 posted on 03/21/2003 5:48:31 AM PST by drstevej
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To: CCWoody; Revelation 911; scripter; Wrigley; Jean Chauvin; xzins
In your absence, I was highly blessed to receive an email from the Xins-Meister

For you end-time enthusiasts out there…..
Wonder if it’s a head wound.
For the leader of “Babylon.”
Just a SPECULATION: don’t get your panties in a wad.
Xzins 

 

103 posted on 03/21/2003 6:01:12 AM PST by drstevej
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To: drstevej
Was the Iraqi Spring Break one?

Of course! - (note to self, brother stevej exhibiting dyslexia)

The residual resonation seems to indicate it was title #2 "Temptresses of the Tigress" along with tape #3 "Bagdad Beauties Bare Big Burkhas" and no# 4 "The date palm".

.........IMO title #4 would be for some ill boy though

104 posted on 03/21/2003 6:22:59 AM PST by Revelation 911
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To: drstevej; JesseShurun; CCWoody; Wrigley; computerjunkie; Elsie; xzins; Revelation 911; RnMomof7; ...
LOL! "Noodle salad!"

That's one of the best-written scripts ever. It's as good as it gets.

"Some of us have great stories, pretty stories, that take place at lakes with boats, and friends, and noodle salad -- just no one in this car."

Almost as good as the funniest script ever written, "Raising Arizona," which (appropriate to this thread) concludes its farce with:

"...a land, not too far away, where all parents are strong and wise and capable, and all children are happy and beloved...I dunno, maybe it was Utah."

Keyword: farce.

105 posted on 03/21/2003 6:43:09 AM PST by Dr. Eckleburg (There are very few shades of grey.)
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To: drstevej
Pre-millennial mindset...?

It wouldn't be the first time the Great Green Unseen got it wrong.

106 posted on 03/21/2003 6:48:41 AM PST by Dr. Eckleburg (There are very few shades of grey.)
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To: Dr. Eckleburg
***"...a land, not too far away, where all parents are strong and wise and capable, and all children are happy and beloved...I dunno, maybe it was Utah."***

Forgot that line. Great flick (like your taste in movies). Add "Oh, Brother" and you have a trifecta.
107 posted on 03/21/2003 6:54:40 AM PST by drstevej
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To: Dr. Eckleburg
***It wouldn't be the first time the Great Green Unseen got it wrong.***

PLEASE, Do not rouse the wrath of the X-M, THANK YOU. He is on a long chain, you know!
108 posted on 03/21/2003 6:56:56 AM PST by drstevej
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To: CCWoody; Jean Chauvin; Wrigley; xzins

Just in from the X-M, the Seer with the Beer

A MESSAGE TO THE FAITHFUL FROM XZINS-MEISTER….Answer to questions of the humble faithful regarding the fate of Saddam Hussein!  Hear and heed.

 

From the dark side of living

Saddam lifts a cry

“Am I still around…

Or did I just die?”

 

His answer arrives,

On a brief waft of air

It’s the smell of seared flesh,

With a touch of burnt hair

 

“My house,” he supposes

my house, it’s aflame.”

And that seems a good answer,

Conclusively sane.

 

But then there appears

In the acrid, dark smoke

A nubile young maiden

With the barest of clothes

 

She sultrily dances

til standing beside,

she sneeringly answers

“You’ve totally died.”

 

“And now you live here

and that to your shame   ,

For ages eternal

In the midst of the flame.”

 

“This isn’t fair”

Saddam said with chagrin

“I was supposed to get palm trees

and nubile virgins.”

 

With a sneer in her voice

The young maiden spoke,

“Well, I’m your reward….”

She said midst the smoke

 

Then she shifted her hips

And her loincloth arose

Saddam couldn’t help

But see under her clothes

 

He screamed in frustration

For he’d seen her all,

His nubile young maiden

Was a clone of Rue Paul.

 

 (Aside to woody & jean Chauvin:  Xzins-meister….the seer with the beer!)

 

109 posted on 03/21/2003 7:06:44 AM PST by drstevej (Is this inspired, or WHAT!)
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To: drstevej
So sorry...

PLEASE and THANK-YOU.

I (Steve Martin) forgot.

110 posted on 03/21/2003 7:07:15 AM PST by Dr. Eckleburg (There are very few shades of grey.)
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To: drstevej

George! NOT the Livestock!


111 posted on 03/21/2003 7:30:29 AM PST by Elsie (Don't believe every prophecy you hear - if you do, you'll note some have not come to pass: yet...)
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To: drstevej
The Clear Channel is going down for routine matinence. We will begin broadcasting again Sunday night with a more powerful signal. Stay tuned. Will the Apostles and President expel the Xzins-Master back to the outer darkness?
112 posted on 03/21/2003 8:24:20 AM PST by CCWoody
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To: Elsie
Xzins-Master, we thought you was a TOAD!!!!
113 posted on 03/21/2003 8:33:13 AM PST by drstevej (Watch for Sirens that lurk in Outer Darkness)
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To: Elsie; drstevej; CCWoody; xzins; JesseShurun; Wrigley; Jean Chauvin
BLIND SEER -- "You seek a great fortune, you three who are now in chains. You will find a fortune, though it will not be the one you seek. But first...first you must travel a long and difficult road, a road fraught with peril. Mm-hmm. You shall see thangs, wonderful to tell. You shall see a...a cow...on the roof of a cotton house, ha. And, oh, so many startlements. I cannot tell you how long this road shall be, but fear not the obstacles in your path, for fate has vouchsafed your reward. Though the road may wind, yea, your hearts grow weary, still shall ye follow them, even unto your salvation."

X-Master, take note! Sounds downright Calvinistic!

And a hearty BUMP for God's wondrous "startlements!"

(Dr. Steve, it's "Syreens.")

114 posted on 03/21/2003 9:17:00 AM PST by Dr. Eckleburg (There are very few shades of grey.)
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To: Dr. Eckleburg; drstevej; Revelation 911; Wrigley; Elsie; CCWoody
Please, you guys are the best... you are rolling thunder. I'll see you Sunday, I have to go get embedded with my wives, thank you
115 posted on 03/21/2003 11:33:13 AM PST by JesseShurun
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To: JesseShurun
Do NOT...

seek...

the TREASURE!


116 posted on 03/21/2003 12:42:07 PM PST by Elsie (It's a fool who looks for logic in the chambers of the human heart.)
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To: Elsie

Press

117 posted on 03/21/2003 1:09:17 PM PST by drstevej
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To: drstevej
OH BROTHER!!!!!
118 posted on 03/21/2003 2:54:51 PM PST by snerkel (WARNING: My posts have been known to offend.)
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To: snerkel
Oh Brother, redux.
119 posted on 03/21/2003 3:22:14 PM PST by Wrigley
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To: Wrigley
We (you and I) have an email from the X-M which I am unable to post due to the FR 5th Ammendment. Please bless us with it's transmission. Thank You.
120 posted on 03/21/2003 3:25:27 PM PST by drstevej
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