Posted on 07/22/2025 3:48:58 PM PDT by nickcarraway
A Florida man’s attempt to get buff ended up with him behind bars when deputies say he ran through a gym in the buff and tried to hide in a tanning bed at closing time. According to the Lee County Sheriff’s Office, Henrry Antunez-Avarado, 25, began acting erratically after staff at Planet Fitness on South Tamiami Trail asked him to leave because it was closing.
Staff called authorities and said Antunez-Avarado removed his clothing and was running naked through the gym. Investigators said he crawled into the ceiling, knocked down several tiles throughout the building and tried to start a fire in the bathroom.
Surveillance footage shows him sprinting through the building unclothed, entering multiple rooms, and even lying down—completely naked—on a hydro massage bed.
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Its Florida
Don’t discount “brain eating amoeba”
Oh, Florida Man. How you have fallen?
I'll wager that he was "nekkid", not "naked". Crawling into a tiled ceiling naked is inadvisable, even for Florida Man. But nekkid, anything is possible.
That Hunting Dog found him right away. A young Bluetick Coonhound, I think.
Darnit! Now, that entire Tanning Room will need to be decontaminated!!
The Staff was tired and ready to go home, and now, all of a sudden, some Kook starts play Hide & Seek, but like, in the nude!
Is he ILLEGAL????
Hahahaha before even seeing your first post, I thought: “Bath Salts.”
Heh, all those sharp ceiling tile supports in such close proximity to the junk...ILL ADVISED!
Closing time, one last call for alcohol
So, finish your whiskey or beer
Closing time, you don’t have to go home
But you can’t stay here
“Turn me over. I’m done on this side.”
—Saint Lawrence, while being martyred by being slowly burned alive on a heated iron grid in the 3rd Century.
One day, justice will be served and they will name a river or seaway after me.
The dog found him so quick cause his Snausage was out of the package.
Florida sigh
Along with being a martyr for Christ.
Notice it was referenced in the John Candy character’s line in Planes, Trains and Automobiles.
In the car that just burned up.
Del Griffith (John Candy):
“Was that seat hot or what? I feel like a Whopper. Turn me over, I’m done on this side. I’m afraid to look at my ass. There’ll be griddle marks”.
I just couldn’t quite place the quote. I saw the end of it a few weeks ago.
He needs banning from all gyms. He is not safe around people, and that would be a good start.
Shoulda slammed the lid shut and turned it to 11.
Whatever possesses someone to do something so idiotic....
I guess, demonic influence because that’s far beyond even just stupid.
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