[Lazamataz]

I’d hit it, but only if she (while doing calculus) sprinted out a Martian airlock with cheese in her beak.

[blueunicorn6]

You romantic, you.

[Tell It Right]

“Elizabeth” Dell reminds me of the story that the ballad by KISS named “Beth” was originally supposed to be “Beck” (after a girl named “Becky”). But Gene Simmons was right in figuring that the fans didn’t want to hear a man sing a song to a “Beck” without taking time to figure out if it was a woman.