Posted on 11/26/2022 4:22:28 PM PST by nickcarraway
Leni/MinuteGal
Asymptotial nothingness?
Bloody well they do
Tampax — no strings attached
Haha! You a funny guy 👍
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What do you call woman who lost the string on her tampon?
A cotton picker!
Ok that’s funny right there
How do you know the barmaid is mad at you?
Leaves the string in your Bloody Mary.
Must be your time of month.
I just had an idea. A new brand of tampon for transitioned females and they/them people...
“It’s gold Jerry!...It’s gold!”
>> “Yikes! This is BEYOND inappropriate from a corporation,” added another.
What else is new?
At least once a month, I would reckon.
Now that’s funny right there!
I asked for it...
(Kurt) “Vonnegut is also the guy who once compared semicolons to transvestite hermaphrodites in what has to be the best quote related to punctuation in the history of quotes related to punctuation. “Here is a lesson in creative writing,” Vonnegut said. “First rule: Do not use semicolons. They are transvestite hermaphrodites representing absolutely nothing. All they do is show you’ve been to college.” https://litreactor.com/columns/foonotes-kurt-vonnegut-and-the-semicolon
You must really get off on this kind of stuff.
Leni
:)
King Charles
I see that the mostly men on this thread are using it as a way to express adolescent locker room humor. I’m not liking this thread because I find the topic frankly gross, and am surprised to see it on here.
In the olden days, such topics of conversation would not be out in the public forum. But it appears nowadays, in today’s anything goes social media culture, along with the coarsening of it, such threads as these now pop up.
Wish I could go back in time when certain subjects best kept private, weren’t put out into the public sphere. This cheapens the discourse and doesn’t make the FR forum look good.
And I know my comment here will elicit responses such as lighten up, good clean fun (it’s not clean) etc., but ask if most of your parents would want to read this thread, or their parents before them. I think I know the answer. The word vulgar comes to mind.
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