Thousands of pending nuclear tests on Earth might be bad, but at least they are carbon neutral
My grandmother said that those rockets knocking holes in the clouds was causing the weather to go screwy.
I thought it was the bee.
Astronut excursions [and landings and takeoffs] energy input vs. ddaily Solar input and radiation into Space?
Are we sure this isn’t the Babylon Bee?
Can’t be that the sensors/thermometers are out of calibration..
Probably caused by the lunar rover’s emissions.
Impossible, the moon landing was fake…
Wow! Reading 47 year old magnetic tapes. I'm amazed they could read them at all.
The thousand previous nuclear and atomic test didn’t hurt a bit… Or did they? Hmm!
Astronaut farts 🤪
That's one small step for man, one giant leap for mercury.
If 24 American astronauts can raise the moon temperature with their footsteps, then what about 8 BILLION people walking on planet earth?
That solves the conundrum of the cause of global warming.
Nonsense.
Causing a rise in the lunar oceans. Oh, wait.
A couple of lightweight astronauts were so strong that they pounded on a 73.4 x 1021 Kg object that has a surface area of 14-million square miles until its temperature rose between 3-to-6 degrees...
Must be using a supercomputer-driven combination of million-man-march math and the climate change hockey stick...
The fact that the scientists didn’t notice an upward trend for 4 years makes me suspect this is utter garbage.
What? This sounds goofy to me.
My cat buries turds in her litter box.
I submit my theory for Felino-morphic global climate change.
QED! You’re welcome.
They believe infinitely small amounts friction from people four years earlier caused temperature increases beyond what the Sun does all the time?
It sounds like they are trying to find an excuse for Sun-based Global Warming fluctuations across the Solar System, and ironically, blaming it on Man, again!
I also imagine they are omitting things so that they have their story. There is no story without “conflict.” And anything that has a man made eco destruction label gets certain peoples attention.
If I had to guess, and this is a pure stab in the dark, the data is right and the conclusions are right. The causality is even correct. BUT, I would imagine we're talking about an area about the size of a basketball court, i.e. those areas where the surface coloration was changed. You can see that here on earth too. This is a report basically about nothing.
The title may as well read, “NASA discovers black cars get hot in the sun.”