Posted on 07/20/2016 5:09:04 PM PDT by rdl6989
A couple is facing felony charges after they were spotted riding a stolen lawn mower in the nude at 8:30 AM on a Missouri road, records show.
According to a police report, Tanya Hopper, 40, and Larry Webster, 55, were busted last Tuesday following the bizarre incident near the city of Joplin.
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That’s what I’m talking about!
Purple highlights are cute.
If they are riding mowers they can be very expensive. I priced them out earlier this summer and could not believe how much they go for.
There’s a TV show for that...
Broadly speaking, that broad shouldn’t be naked in broad daylight.
Same for the dude.
In the midnight hour she cried- “mower, mower, mower”
With a rebel yell she cried- “mower, mower, mower”
In the midnight hour babe- “mower, mower, mower”
With a rebel yell- “mower, mower, mower”
Mower, mower, mower.
LOL, I didn’t look hard enough to even notice that.
LOL you bad man.
What? Was that wrong? :=)
My gardener had two mowers stolen from his truck while he was mowing my lawn!!!
Well, it is the show me state.
“Felony? Really?”
Oh, it’s a felony. What has been seen cannot be unseen.
“Now there’s somethin’ you don’t see everyday, Hiram. Two ugly nekkid people goin’ down the road on a lawnmower.”
BTW, isn’t Missouri nick-named the “Show Me” state?
Only thing I ever rode nekkid was a Honda 305 Scrambler.
(There’s a snuffer nuts joke there but you’d have to be an old biker to get it.)
Big objection. There should be a Massey Ferguson there. IH is boderline acceptable.
Well,meth IS a hell of a drug.
"Highlights, hell. Them pokeweeds is everwhurr."
My uncle was out doing some yard work and replenishing his liquids when the neighbor called and told my aunt that she should consider getting him off the rider before something bad happened. He did still have his clothes on though.
On their way to the DNC convention.
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