Try learning something by "getting past the title" before being judgmental.
It’s an advertisement. That’s all.
Actually, I agree that the title is overbearing and farcical. The author writes a good article how he has found the watch useful, but there is nothing transformative about this tech’s effect on his life.
It’s a good, even glowing review, but what did the author point to that changed his life? I did not find that in the article.