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Oklahoma man woke to girlfriend biting his penis off: police (photo)
NY Daily News ^
| Friday, February 20, 2015
| Nina Golgowski
Posted on 03/16/2015 1:05:47 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows
An Oklahoma man says he nearly lost his penis when he woke to find his girlfriend trying to bite it off.
A night of drinking and arguing led to the painful arousal when the victim said he found Amber Ellis "biting his (penis) off" as he slept on the couch Thursday, KJRH reported.
He told Tulsa police he fought the 31-year-old off but in the process she hit him in the head with a laptop computer.
Their earlier argument was over his accusing her of being too needy, he said.
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To: Politicalkiddo
Probably on some head meds.
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posted on
03/18/2015 9:37:33 PM PDT
by
uncitizen
(Mark Levin: "Jeb Bush? No way Jose!")
To: Slings and Arrows
Well, we do live in a Weiner Nation...
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posted on
04/13/2015 10:59:25 AM PDT
by
navyguy
(The National Reset Button is pushed with the trigger finger.)
To: Slings and Arrows
Zombie Apocadix
Brains! .........
To: navyguy
One of us doesn’t anymore.
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posted on
04/13/2015 11:56:44 AM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
("The Name" - http://youtu.be/PWzndzZcIMA | Facebook ID: Hopalong Ginsberg)
To: papertyger
105
posted on
04/13/2015 11:57:16 AM PDT
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Slings and Arrows
("The Name" - http://youtu.be/PWzndzZcIMA | Facebook ID: Hopalong Ginsberg)
To: Slings and Arrows
She thought it was a grilled cheese sandwich.
To: Larry Lucido
Did she shower afterwards?
107
posted on
04/13/2015 12:03:21 PM PDT
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Slings and Arrows
("The Name" - http://youtu.be/PWzndzZcIMA | Facebook ID: Hopalong Ginsberg)
To: Slings and Arrows
An Oklahoma man says he nearly lost his penis when he woke to find his girlfriend trying to bite it off.
That's one heck of an alarm clock............
108
posted on
04/13/2015 12:34:46 PM PDT
by
Hot Tabasco
(Uncle Sy: "Beavers are like Ninjas, they only come out at night and they're hard to find")
To: Hot Tabasco
Guarantee you you won’t be hitting the snooze button.
109
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04/13/2015 12:54:42 PM PDT
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Slings and Arrows
("The Name" - http://youtu.be/PWzndzZcIMA | Facebook ID: Hopalong Ginsberg)
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To: dfwgator
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04/13/2015 12:57:00 PM PDT
by
TADSLOS
(A Ted Cruz Happy Warrior! GO TED!)
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To: dfwgator
At this point he’s overly DEtached.
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04/13/2015 1:20:11 PM PDT
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Slings and Arrows
("The Name" - http://youtu.be/PWzndzZcIMA | Facebook ID: Hopalong Ginsberg)
To: Slings and Arrows
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04/13/2015 1:24:15 PM PDT
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navyguy
(The National Reset Button is pushed with the trigger finger.)
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