Posted on 02/23/2011 11:37:59 AM PST by 2ndDivisionVet
After Mr Wichai (Tao), aged 24, from Samut Songkram province, who earns his living by dealing in old goods, got married to gorgeous twins Ms Sirintara and Ms Thipawan 22, he vouched his sincerest 'equal love' for both of them!
Mr Wichai, just yesterday, got married in a grand ceremony to both twins simultaneously.
On being interviewed by Thai Rath reporters, Mr Wichai declared wholeheartedly that he didn't see much problem in having to perform tiresome marital duties with two wives.
In the engagement ceremony before the wedding dress gallery, Mr Wichai successfully offered a dowry of eight baht of gold and 80,000 baht EACH for his lovely darlings.
Both families celebrated the marriage with joy and were said to be delighted for the threesome.
Mr Wichai told the press that he had been best of friends with his neighbouring twins since they were children.
'When I grew older, I would walk past their house each morning and try to decide for myself which one I fancied more, but it was darn impossible - I adored BOTH of them - I just couldn't decide which one of them to chat up.....!' He went on to say, 'For three continuous years all three of us would go on dates together, until there was one day when I couldn't stand the frustration any longer and told them, 'I love you and want to marry you BOTH''
The fortunate Mr Wichai, instead of getting a slap in the face, was overjoyed when both girls admitted to having sworn all along that they wished to marry the same man!
'It wasn't easy at first, what with the neighbours gossiping, but our family sympathized, understood, and fully supported our mutual love for the one man' the twins said.
Mr Wichai arranged for his brides to live with him in his family house after the wedding, and his mother has already proudly prepared TWO rooms for the newly-weds.
Our reporters were just gagging to hear the response to this mouth-watering question:- "And.... what are the sleeping arrangements Mr Wichai?", to which he replied modestly with a beaming smile.
'Absolutely no problems! For the first three nights of the week, I will sleep with Ms Thipawan and the next three will be spent with Ms Sirintara. As for every Saturday, the three of us will sleep together'.
Ms.Sirintara finally told the press, 'When my twin and I worked as assistant nurses, we promised each other that we would never leave each other's side, and that our future husband would have to either take us both, or leave us.'
That's why he'll need another pair of twins as mistress(es)! For those "off days".
There’s a story about a man who was asked to define polygamy.
After contmeplating the question for awhile, he blurted out “One wife too many.”
After thinking about it a bit more, he added “Come to think of it, so is monogamy.”
...that stretch down south, won't ever stand the strain.
Lucky now? Maybe. Unlucky later? Definitely.
:-)
4Nevertheless for David's sake did the LORD his God give him a lamp in Jerusalem, to set up his son after him, and to establish Jerusalem:
5Because David did that which was right in the eyes of the LORD, and turned not aside from any thing that he commanded him all the days of his life, save only in the matter of Uriah the Hittite.
I think he’s actually the Wichai(Tao) junkman or antiques dealer, it’s not clear.
Cuz I knew you be here to check out the doublemint twins!
And also to give you a razz-berry. :P
“Because David did that which was right in the eyes of the LORD, and turned not aside from any thing that he commanded him all the days of his life, save only in the matter of Uriah the Hittite.”
A true verse as are all Bible verses; but they must be understood in the context of the whole Bible. This verse does not stand alone.
Are we to understand that David committed no other sin?
When he numbered his people and God put 30,000 to death because of it, was it not sin?
When he committed adultery was it not sin?
When he intended in his heart to kill Nabal and his people was it not sin?
The Bible says it was.
The Bible also teaches, from Genesis to the epistles, that marriage is to be between one man and one woman. All else is sin.
well, one of them.........
Then I guess you’d be laid up on your back for awhile....oh, wait.... :P
:-)
No it doesn't, your conscience does. Whatever is not faith is sin.
The Lovin' Spoonful lyrics don't apply...
"Sometimes you really dig a girl the moment you kiss her
And then you get distracted by her older sister..."
since these sisters are twins.
There are legal implications but it’s not a biggie according to my wife.
I didn’t have to pay a dowry exactly, but I did chip in about $500. for food and booze & etc. at the wedding.
“The Bible says it was.
No it doesn’t, your conscience does. Whatever is not faith is sin. “
Did you even read the Bible verses I posted in post 32? There are many more I could post.
Your conscience wants you to allow for plural marriage. That’s my take on it. You should rather follow God’s creation ordinance, never lifted, and frequently verified and confirmed, throughout the whole of Scripture.
AS the old saying goes, “He who wishes for two wives has never HAD two wives”.
He prolly hasn’t even had one yet, and that’s way more than too much. ;-)
David had many wives...a dozen? (No)
Single digits.
A couple of women referenced where concubines he inherited that came with the kingdom he inherited. The Bible doesn't mention that he slept with them.
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