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1 posted on 03/11/2009 11:04:40 AM PDT by Chet 99
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“She fell on it in the shower! Okay?
65 posted on 03/11/2009 11:22:01 AM PDT by RichInOC (No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?))
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66 posted on 03/11/2009 11:22:31 AM PDT by TruthHound (A Republican who acts conservative will whip the snot out of Democrat who acts liberal EVERY TIME!)
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Frank Zappa - “Sexual gratification can only be achieved through the use of machines.” Joe’s Garage album, IIRC.


68 posted on 03/11/2009 11:22:54 AM PDT by wxgesr (I want to be the first person to surf on another planet!)
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I guess her boyfriend’s tool couldn’t get the job done.


73 posted on 03/11/2009 11:26:47 AM PDT by Unlikely Hero ("Time is a wonderful teacher; unfortunately, it kills all its pupils." --Berlioz)
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The Pucker Factor of this story is about 5,000.


76 posted on 03/11/2009 11:27:29 AM PDT by Cyber Liberty (Pretending the Admin Moderator doesn't exist will result in suspension.)
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Her old boyfriend was in the concrete business, the new guy was just trying to keep up...

78 posted on 03/11/2009 11:28:24 AM PDT by Abathar (Proudly posting without reading the article carefully since 2004)
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A RIP roaring sex toy.
79 posted on 03/11/2009 11:28:52 AM PDT by Spunky
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Drugs. No, I’m Dave.


80 posted on 03/11/2009 11:29:04 AM PDT by Oldeconomybuyer (The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other people's money.)
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you know you might be doing it wrong when...

(maryland... those whacky dems...)

81 posted on 03/11/2009 11:29:13 AM PDT by sten
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I hate to ask, but... pics? You can’t fix stupid, but we still must determine guilt.


83 posted on 03/11/2009 11:32:15 AM PDT by snowrip (Liberal? YOU ARE A GUTLESS SOCIALIST LOSER WITH NO RATIONAL ARGUMENT.)
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So she gave herself a Sawzerian?


84 posted on 03/11/2009 11:33:55 AM PDT by SlowBoat407 (Obama had to destroy the economy in order to save it.)
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Shoulda just bought a Sybian instead.


85 posted on 03/11/2009 11:34:55 AM PDT by Sir Gawain ("Let every man make known what kind of government would command his respect")
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Perhaps she can audition for the new Snap-On Tools lady.
86 posted on 03/11/2009 11:35:29 AM PDT by MeanWestTexan (Beware Obama's Reichstag Fire.)
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Obviously he answered “NO” to the question, “Got Wood?”


87 posted on 03/11/2009 11:36:02 AM PDT by Doomonyou (Let them eat lead.)
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90 posted on 03/11/2009 11:40:08 AM PDT by JRios1968 (The real first rule of Fight Club: Do not invite Chuck Norris...EVER)
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This is not surprising, considering the location.


92 posted on 03/11/2009 11:41:48 AM PDT by Fresh Wind (Hey, Obama! Where's my check?)
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The only thing left to do now is take the beaver to the taxidermist and have him mount it.........


93 posted on 03/11/2009 11:42:47 AM PDT by Hot Tabasco (This country isn't going to hell in a handbasket, it's riding shotgun on an Indy car....)
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To paraphrase Julius Ceasar

She saw, she came, she went to the hospital.


95 posted on 03/11/2009 11:42:54 AM PDT by UglyinLA
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Bookmarking.


96 posted on 03/11/2009 11:46:21 AM PDT by RandallFlagg (Satisfaction was my sin)
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HUgggH?!


97 posted on 03/11/2009 11:48:00 AM PDT by Hatteras
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