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Woman Injured in Power Tool Sex Toy Encounter
MSNBC ^

Posted on 03/11/2009 11:04:40 AM PDT by Chet 99

LEXINGTON PARK, Md. -- Some sexual experimentation landed a southern Maryland woman in a hospital with injuries tough to imagine and even more difficult to forget.

Maryland State Police airlifted the 27-year-old woman to Prince George's County Hospital Center early Sunday morning after she was injured in an incident involving a sex toy attached to a saber saw blade, TheBayNet.com first reported.

The man who called 911 about the incident admitted attaching the sex toy to the saw and then using the high-powered, homemade device on his partner, according to the St. Mary's County Sheriff's Office.

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KEYWORDS: onanism; pgcounty; sabersawsextoy; toolbox
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To: exit82

Something you can sink your teeth into.
The unkindest cut of all.
Sorry...can’t think of any more! :)


61 posted on 03/11/2009 11:20:32 AM PDT by gimme1ibertee ("No pale pastels,but bold colors".....Ronnie,we sure do miss you,sir!)
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To: MikeWUSAF

ROFLOL!


62 posted on 03/11/2009 11:20:50 AM PDT by kcvl
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To: gimme1ibertee

I’m glad one of us got it right.


63 posted on 03/11/2009 11:20:57 AM PDT by Old Professer (The critic writes with rapier pen, dips it twice, then writes again.)
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To: dennisw
Actually saw one of these things made out of a Milwaukee Sawzall once.

I gave the guy huge points for creativity.

His girlfriend had a real big smile on her face, too. I wonder why...

64 posted on 03/11/2009 11:20:59 AM PDT by Lurker (The avalanche has begun. The pebbles no longer have a vote.)
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To: Chet 99
“She fell on it in the shower! Okay?
65 posted on 03/11/2009 11:22:01 AM PDT by RichInOC (No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?))
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To: Chet 99

66 posted on 03/11/2009 11:22:31 AM PDT by TruthHound (A Republican who acts conservative will whip the snot out of Democrat who acts liberal EVERY TIME!)
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To: exit82
Looks like tool time became fool time.

Meh.

You only hurt the one you saw.

Nah.

Tools are a many splendored thing.

Uh-uh.

Not-so-good vibrations.

Nope.

Once you hack you never go back.

LOL! Jackpot!

67 posted on 03/11/2009 11:22:53 AM PDT by Future Snake Eater ("Get out of the boat and walk on the water with us!”--Sen. Joe Biden)
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To: Chet 99

Frank Zappa - “Sexual gratification can only be achieved through the use of machines.” Joe’s Garage album, IIRC.


68 posted on 03/11/2009 11:22:54 AM PDT by wxgesr (I want to be the first person to surf on another planet!)
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To: carjic
It’s not for everybody...

LOL

69 posted on 03/11/2009 11:24:20 AM PDT by Petronski (For the next few years, Gethsemane will not be marginal. We will know that garden. -- Cdl. Stafford)
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To: Lurker

“Can we do it? ... YES we can!”


70 posted on 03/11/2009 11:24:24 AM PDT by MHGinTN (Believing they cannot be deceived, they cannot be convinced when they are deceived.)
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To: Future Snake Eater

I’ll be here all week.

Although with your review, I have changed that only to one day. ;)


71 posted on 03/11/2009 11:24:56 AM PDT by exit82 (The Obama Cabinet: There was more brainpower on Gilligan's Island.)
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To: weldgophardline
"Great ,now we will have to ban saber saws.

I don't know if it involves sex, they are unlikely to ban it. Instead we will have to have national education progams to teach kids the proper use of sex toys.

Had she defended herself with a sex toy, then it's possible it would be banned.

72 posted on 03/11/2009 11:26:18 AM PDT by DannyTN
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To: Chet 99

I guess her boyfriend’s tool couldn’t get the job done.


73 posted on 03/11/2009 11:26:47 AM PDT by Unlikely Hero ("Time is a wonderful teacher; unfortunately, it kills all its pupils." --Berlioz)
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To: dennisw
save em, some think coulters hot
74 posted on 03/11/2009 11:26:54 AM PDT by CGASMIA68
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To: Old Professer

LOLOL!!


75 posted on 03/11/2009 11:27:16 AM PDT by gimme1ibertee ("No pale pastels,but bold colors".....Ronnie,we sure do miss you,sir!)
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To: Chet 99

The Pucker Factor of this story is about 5,000.


76 posted on 03/11/2009 11:27:29 AM PDT by Cyber Liberty (Pretending the Admin Moderator doesn't exist will result in suspension.)
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To: gimme1ibertee

Um, is a ‘split up’ in this guy’s future?


77 posted on 03/11/2009 11:27:59 AM PDT by MHGinTN (Believing they cannot be deceived, they cannot be convinced when they are deceived.)
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To: Chet 99

Her old boyfriend was in the concrete business, the new guy was just trying to keep up...

78 posted on 03/11/2009 11:28:24 AM PDT by Abathar (Proudly posting without reading the article carefully since 2004)
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To: Chet 99

A RIP roaring sex toy.
79 posted on 03/11/2009 11:28:52 AM PDT by Spunky
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To: Chet 99

Drugs. No, I’m Dave.


80 posted on 03/11/2009 11:29:04 AM PDT by Oldeconomybuyer (The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other people's money.)
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