Am I the Only One who is sick and tired of "I'd Hit It"?

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[CharlesWayneCT]

I've never posted a straight Vanity before.

But I am sick and tired of this good conservative, generally religious site being overrun by people posting "I'd hit it", whenever a picture of a good-looking girl is displayed.

It's demeaning, it's immoral, and I guess I'm just a prude but announcing to the world that you'd like to have sex with a woman based on her picture, like she was some object, hardly seems like the appropriate attitude on a conservative political site.

But rather than post in response to any particular person, I figured I'd just vent here where everybody could see and make fun of me.

So go ahead. I thank you for whatever indulgence you have given me in this rant.

Back to your regularly scheduled oggling and hitting.

[Tamar1973]

You know, he looks a lot like Johny Depp in that picture.

I heard that comparison before. He's more popular than Tom Cruise, Brad Pitt or Johnny Depp in Japan (even though he's Korean).

[glaseatr]

Could be worse; to the tune of the Barney Song:
I'd hit you,
You'd hit me,
We're a happy family
With a great big hug and a kiss from me to you
Won't you say you'd hit it too?

Nope you got those words wrong, it's

I hate you.
You hate me.
Let's chase Barney up the tree
With a great big stick and rocks from me and you.
Won't you take a swing at Barney too.

[Tamar1973]

How about a chain saw?!

Men with power tools?! ***Sigh***

[Oberon]

Wow. That guy’s got some serious arms.

[Tamar1973]

That picture was taken before the hanky picture. BYJ had to lose weight for the hotelier role and another film he’s making right now.

[Lee'sGhost]

That’s bad. I love it.

[Lee'sGhost]

Not even sure how I got on this thread, but that’s funny as hell.

Did someone say there’s a ping list? Put me on it.

[Lee'sGhost]

Uh, you do know he’s gay, right?

[Lee'sGhost]

Is that really a guy?

[Tamar1973]

Look at my subsequent posts inlcuding #463. They are all of the same man.

[cajunangel]

It derives from rap music. From “she’s a fox” to “I’d hit it” Who woulda ever thought?

[CharlesWayneCT]

I think it came from “I’d tap it”. That had a “double” meaning, but it was lost when somebody thought “hit” was just a more forceful and certain “Tap”, like “I wouldn’t just tap it, I’d hit it. But “tap” wasn’t meant to be the “touch lightly”, if you know what I mean. A better extension, better in the sense of more true to the original not that I like it better, was the attempt to use the term “I’d drill it”.

[CharlesWayneCT]

And sadly, when some people in Monday night’s 24 thread looked at a picture of Morris and Chloe and said “I’d drill it”, I immediately thought of what they wanted me to think of, not their wit (Morris was tortured using a power drill earlier in the show).

[theFIRMbss]

>I have done more to promote "I'd Hit it" than I have to stop it, and I breathed life into the "I'd Hit It" ping list. Oh well. But I'm not tired of it. Come on, we can make it to 500

I don't remember if Maria's in this thread. She is now. Look, she's making a list of types of guys she thinks are hot. At the very top of her hot guys is guys who walk up to her and say, "Yeah, I'd hit it . . ."

[Elsie]

I know what I'D hit; but what about YOUU??

[theFIRMbss]

By all means, take care about what you hit and where! Folks collect mug shots!

[Elsie]

See you AT THE MOVIES!

[The_Victor]

But you were quite right. For a while, I was actually an “honorary” member of the “I’d hit it” ping list.

I had to restrain myself from pinging you to the "I'd hit it" threads that I came across. Not all FReepers share my sense of decorum. Others just enjoy prodding people.

This was still a great thread, even if you didn't intend for it to be humor.

[Mr. Silverback]

There shall be no tasteless “I’d hit it” pictures; especially involving God or the ten commandments.

Man Law?

Man Law!

[Mr. Silverback]

Sorry, but that one with Dale is just too sick, given his fate.

Now, if you did the same thing with Tony Stewart...(BWAHAHAHA!)