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Am I the Only One who is sick and tired of "I'd Hit It"?
VANITY | TODAY | SELF

Posted on 04/20/2007 11:50:28 AM PDT by CharlesWayneCT

I've never posted a straight Vanity before.

But I am sick and tired of this good conservative, generally religious site being overrun by people posting "I'd hit it", whenever a picture of a good-looking girl is displayed.

It's demeaning, it's immoral, and I guess I'm just a prude but announcing to the world that you'd like to have sex with a woman based on her picture, like she was some object, hardly seems like the appropriate attitude on a conservative political site.

But rather than post in response to any particular person, I figured I'd just vent here where everybody could see and make fun of me.

So go ahead. I thank you for whatever indulgence you have given me in this rant.

Back to your regularly scheduled oggling and hitting.


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To: Slings and Arrows
How could one tire of this?


341 posted on 04/24/2007 3:50:34 AM PDT by day10 (Whenever you come near the human race, there's layers and layers of nonsense.)
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To: CharlesWayneCT

Nice Vanity...

342 posted on 04/24/2007 4:18:53 AM PDT by gridlock (On January 20, 2009, Fred Dalton Thompson will be sworn in as President of the United States.)
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To: CharlesWayneCT; HOTTIEBOY; JRios1968


I adore this one. I don't use it nearly enough.
343 posted on 04/24/2007 5:46:21 AM PDT by Xenalyte ("A cat can give birth to kittens in the oven. That don't make 'em biscuits." - Quanell X)
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To: Xenalyte

“Make it so, Number One.”


344 posted on 04/24/2007 5:49:35 AM PDT by Oberon (What does it take to make government shrink?)
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To: theFIRMbss

That post, my friend, is sheer genius. Were I wearing a hat, I’d take it off to you.


345 posted on 04/24/2007 5:50:25 AM PDT by Xenalyte ("A cat can give birth to kittens in the oven. That don't make 'em biscuits." - Quanell X)
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To: CharlesWayneCT

I love that video! It’s great for a gloomy morning at the office. (Like there are any other kind.)


346 posted on 04/24/2007 5:54:37 AM PDT by Xenalyte ("A cat can give birth to kittens in the oven. That don't make 'em biscuits." - Quanell X)
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To: JRios1968; CharlesWayneCT

347 posted on 04/24/2007 6:00:36 AM PDT by Xenalyte ("A cat can give birth to kittens in the oven. That don't make 'em biscuits." - Quanell X)
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To: JRios1968; CharlesWayneCT

348 posted on 04/24/2007 6:02:33 AM PDT by Xenalyte ("A cat can give birth to kittens in the oven. That don't make 'em biscuits." - Quanell X)
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To: rattrap; Oberon; JRios1968; CharlesWayneCT

349 posted on 04/24/2007 6:04:12 AM PDT by Xenalyte ("A cat can give birth to kittens in the oven. That don't make 'em biscuits." - Quanell X)
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To: ravingnutter; rattrap; Oberon; CharlesWayneCT; JRios1968

350 posted on 04/24/2007 6:05:00 AM PDT by Xenalyte ("A cat can give birth to kittens in the oven. That don't make 'em biscuits." - Quanell X)
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To: Rodney King; Jaded
What I said was that men immediately process, in a fraction of a second, whether they would like to have sex with a woman. For example, you go to home depot and ask a guy where the light bulbs are. Before he can say "aisle 6", he has processed whether or not he would like to have sex with you.

There's a female corollary to that rule.

Within five minutes of meeting a man, we know whether or not we will EVER sleep with him. That determination is nigh irrevocable, and I have Kelly Bundy to thank for elucidating it.
351 posted on 04/24/2007 6:06:59 AM PDT by Xenalyte ("A cat can give birth to kittens in the oven. That don't make 'em biscuits." - Quanell X)
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To: Oberon; JRios1968; ravingnutter; CharlesWayneCT

352 posted on 04/24/2007 6:07:52 AM PDT by Xenalyte ("A cat can give birth to kittens in the oven. That don't make 'em biscuits." - Quanell X)
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To: Eagle Eye; xsmommy; cajungirl

Okay, that’s an outfit I cannot figure out. I’m calling in the fashionistas to explain it to me.

Ladies, the fuzzy boots, the shiny hose, the somewhat-small butt-cutter hot pants . . . and the PEARLS!

Seriously, I am rendered speechless.


353 posted on 04/24/2007 6:13:27 AM PDT by Xenalyte ("A cat can give birth to kittens in the oven. That don't make 'em biscuits." - Quanell X)
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To: Xenalyte

there is no explaining THAT mess!!!


354 posted on 04/24/2007 6:14:27 AM PDT by xsmommy
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To: Xenalyte

okay, even more offensive are the huge hoop earrings paired with the pearls! abominable snowman boots notwithstanding!


355 posted on 04/24/2007 6:15:27 AM PDT by xsmommy
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To: rzeznikj at stout; JRios1968; Oberon; CharlesWayneCT

356 posted on 04/24/2007 6:17:11 AM PDT by Xenalyte ("A cat can give birth to kittens in the oven. That don't make 'em biscuits." - Quanell X)
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To: rzeznikj at stout; Oberon; JRios1968; CharlesWayneCT

357 posted on 04/24/2007 6:18:35 AM PDT by Xenalyte ("A cat can give birth to kittens in the oven. That don't make 'em biscuits." - Quanell X)
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To: Xenalyte
...that’s an outfit I cannot figure out.

Doesn't do a thing for me either, Xena. I'm glad you said something...I thought it was just me.

358 posted on 04/24/2007 6:26:06 AM PDT by Oberon (What does it take to make government shrink?)
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To: xsmommy; Oberon

I think earrings like that are now referred to as “hoochie hoops,” which I find a great term.


359 posted on 04/24/2007 6:30:04 AM PDT by Xenalyte ("A cat can give birth to kittens in the oven. That don't make 'em biscuits." - Quanell X)
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To: Xenalyte

great term, i had not heard it!


360 posted on 04/24/2007 6:30:50 AM PDT by xsmommy
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