Posted on 02/13/2006 9:39:43 AM PST by tsmith130
What keeps McCellan from taking off his shoe and throwing it at these people?! I'd last a nanosecond in that job. They keep badgering him about the EXACT time of everything. They're pissing over a few hours!
Heh, I was being sarcastic. I couldn't care less what anyone emails him at this point. I just want him to have to read some emails to know how furious the public is with him and his ilk.
That's because she died two weeks ago (and has never looked better, by the way).
"Unfortunately, I saw the feeding frenzy........those "reporters" (and I use that term loosely) have their noses bent out of joint over this. What a bunch of whiney babies."
Many of their questions mimick the exact conversation taking place over at DU. unbelievable.
I'm glad a reporter asked that question. There are a LOT of people who don't know what it meant, and it used to be that the news gave you real information.
Question: Why are VP Cheney and Ted Kennedy alike?
Answer: They're both called "Dick."
And now Fox is having a HUNTING DEMO.
Scott, just stay calm, composed, and professional while the reporters work themselves into a mean-spirited frenzy. 85% of journalists are Dems. Let them be the party of crazed, meantally soft twits, while we represent the party of smart, unflappable, professional leadership. Stay cool and don't let them make you angry, and you will impress the public.
Russell Honore ("You are stuck on stupid, reporters!")
Texas state Hunting laws
Attorney season and bag limits
1300.01 GENERAL
1. Any person with a valid Texas State hunting license may harvest attorneys.
2. Taking of attorneys with traps or deadfalls is permitted. The use of currency as bait is prohibited.
3. Killing of attorneys with a vehicle is prohibited. If accidentally struck, remove dead attorney to roadside and proceed to nearest car wash.
4. It is unlawful to chase, herd, or harvest attorneys from a snow machine, helicopter, or aircraft.
5. It shall be unlawful to shout "whiplash", "ambulance", or "free Perrier" for the purpose of trapping attorneys.
6. It shall be unlawful to hunt attorneys within 100 yards of BMW dealerships.
7. It shall be unlawful to use cocaine, young boys, $100 bills, prostitutes, or vehicle accidents to attract attorneys.
8. It shall be unlawful to hunt attorneys within 200 yards of courtrooms, law libraries, health spas, gay bars, ambulances, or hospitals.
9. If an attorney is elected to government office, it shall be a felony to hunt, trap, or possess it.
10. Stuffed or mounted attorneys must have a state health department inspection for AIDS, rabies, and vermin.
11. It shall be illegal for a hunter to disguise himself as a reporter, drug dealer, pimp, female legal clerk, sheep, accident victim, bookie, or tax accountant for the purpose of hunting attorneys.
BAG LIMITS
1. Yellow Bellied Sidewinder 2
2. Two-faced Tort Feasor 3
3. Back-stabbing Divorce Litigator 5
4. Big-mouthed Pub Gut 2
5. Honest Attorney EXTINCT
6. Cut-throat 2
7. Back-stabbing Whiner 2
8. Brown-nosed Judge Kisser 2
9. Silver-tongued Drug Defender $100 bounty
That's what I'm wondering.
I wish he had said "You were informed as soon as you needed to know."
If I had more time, I'd check out DU now and again for laughs. But when time (work, school and all) becomes precious, I choose to wisely stay with Free Republic!
You know, the way to deal with this is to turn it into a political asset: first of course let the guy heal up and get him the best plastic surgeon so he looks fine after he's healed. Then turn this incident into a comedy routine, similar to Johnny Carson and Ed McMahon. These guys could make some great jokes about this incident. Heck, I'll even write a few jokes for them and post them on this thread in a few weeks.
That is a classic photo, love it !!! Death grip !!! lol
Even then nobody wasted fists on him, he just got wedgies every hour on the hour.
Cheney is ok, just as long as he said, "it's coming right for us" before he shot.
What???
It means the quail drew 5 cards all in the same suit - sheesh, don't they know nuthin'?
LMAO!
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