HUMOR BREAK - Definition of the word "liberal"

Urban Dictionary ^ | 1/31/2005 | Idiots

[Jaysun]

I sometimes like to visit liberal forums and chuckle at how preposterous they are. Some kid asked them what a liberal is and they directed him to the link below.

The liberals' definition of "liberal" is.......well, here's how one liberal that managed to chew through the leather straps puts it:

"One who is polically speaking, party neutral. One who examines both sides of an issue before making a stance, and also will re-examine their stance upon presentation of new evidence. A liberals views are not limited by bigotry, tradition, dogma, tradtion, etc. They are based on the results of their own observations and investigations into a subject from as many sides as possible. While the liberal prefers to use logic over emotion, it does not mean he is without a heart. A liberal is just a capable of compassion as another man. He only tries to avoid the irrationality that can result from stong emotions."

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=liberal&page=2

[oprahstheantichrist]

"It churns my stomach everytime the media introduces one of them as 'liberal'."

YES, Thank you! I've been whining about this for years! To reference them as "liberals" is itself another leftist lie. "Liberal" means to be generous, and they're the furthest thing from generous, unless it's with money that's not their own.

I wish we could just call them what they are: Bolsheviks.

[garyhope]

"While the liberal prefers to use logic over emotion"

ROFLMAO. I just can't believe this. I always put the word "liberal" in quotes because they are always anything but.

No one is nastier, meaner or more of dumb ass hypocrit than a "liberal". All closet and crypto intolerant fascists.

A lot of good funny comments here.

I too will be SO GLAD when the damn, stupid 60's are finally over, and I had a good time in the 60's.

[Jaysun]

I too will be SO GLAD when the damn, stupid 60's are finally over, and I had a good time in the 60's.

I always say that I can't wait until the hippies die and the kids grow up. The we can go about the business of cleaning up their "Shangri-La".

[Kaylee Frye]

I no longer use the term liberal - I write illiberal - that is what it realy is.

I use other words that are probably not appropriate for this forum.

This was a good funny this morning. Reminds me of the old days when I was brainwashed....

[vimto]

that's the problem - conservative I may be these days but my musical tastes are locked into those hippy dippy days with the Incredible String Band, Family, Deep Purple, Kevin Ayers, Caravan and other Brit acts from the 60s & 70's - though maybe I shouldn't say that too loud on this forum.....Yes I was a hippy!!!!! - "When I think of all the good times that I wasted having good times (Eric Burton & the Animals 1967).

kind regards

[garyhope]

Sounds like me. Conservative to the right of Attila The Hun, but still listening to Brit guitar rock, Philly Soul, Motown, etc. I had long hair, funny clothes, a good time and my share of girlfriends.