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Mount Sterling prepares for testicle festival
St. Louis Post-Dispatch ^
| 6/16/05
| Rick Pierce
Posted on 06/21/2005 12:00:56 PM PDT by byset
Euphemisms abound for the, uh, delicacy that will be the focus of a festival Saturday in Mount Sterling, Ill., about 90 miles north of St. Louis.
Kevin Huston, who owns the Sportsman's Club bar, which is hosting the festival, has heard 'em all: cowboy caviar, swinging beef, mountain oysters, lamb fries. But folks in Mount Sterling (population 2,077) don't mince words, so the festival is known simply as the Sportsman's Club Testicle Festival.
"They're not really like chicken or a beef steak," Huston says. "They're in a class of their own."
The festival, which will feature beef, pork, lamb and turkey testicles, even has a motto: "Come one, come all, let's have a ball." ...
(Excerpt) Read more at stltoday.com ...
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KEYWORDS: balls; ballsack; balzak; bustanut; deesenuts; ewwwww; nuts; perversion; testicle; testival
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To: byset
Are the Senate Republicans going to show up?
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posted on
06/21/2005 12:19:45 PM PDT
by
Mamzelle
To: brooklyn dave
Balls said the Queen...if I had them I'd be King. I think that's usually phrased as:
"Balls said the Queen...I'd be King if I had t(w)o."
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posted on
06/21/2005 12:19:51 PM PDT
by
Bob
To: byset
For entertainment after the festival - the Vagina Monologues?
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posted on
06/21/2005 12:20:29 PM PDT
by
Fido969
To: cjshapi
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posted on
06/21/2005 12:20:34 PM PDT
by
Junior
(“Even if you are one-in-a-million, there are still 6,000 others just like you.”)
To: Cyrano; shaggy eel; blackie
I thought you could appreciate this...
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posted on
06/21/2005 12:21:33 PM PDT
by
Terriergal
(What is the meaning of life?? Man's chief end is to glorify God and to enjoy him for ever.)
To: najida
So you won't be attending?
Not an event for me either.
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posted on
06/21/2005 12:22:02 PM PDT
by
Jersey Republican Biker Chick
(People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
To: L,TOWM; All
Private (As he's leading Capt. Blackadder out to be executed by firing squad for shooting a pigeon): I've got to admire your balls.
Blackadder: Well, maybe later.
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posted on
06/21/2005 12:23:41 PM PDT
by
Othniel
(Call that job satisfaction? Cuz I don't........)
To: pissant
Thought you might know some people who'd have fun with this thread.
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posted on
06/21/2005 12:24:25 PM PDT
by
Steve0113
(Stay to the far right to get by.)
To: byset
Turkey testicles? Uh...remind me to take a closer look at Ma's giblet gravy next Thanksgiving...
To: byset
Sounds like the folks will have a ball.
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posted on
06/21/2005 12:27:30 PM PDT
by
N. Theknow
(If Social Security is so good - why aren't members of Congress in it?)
To: byset
I don't eat theirs and they don't eat mine. We have a deal.
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posted on
06/21/2005 12:29:27 PM PDT
by
avg_freeper
(Gunga galunga. Gunga, gunga galunga)
To: byset
Would be fun to go to a blue state liquor store and ask, "which wine goes better with testicles?"
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posted on
06/21/2005 12:29:56 PM PDT
by
CO Gal
(Liberals should be seen, but not heard..)
To: Dashing Dasher
Especially at events like this!
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posted on
06/21/2005 12:30:09 PM PDT
by
L,TOWM
(Liberals, The Other White Meat [Born in California, Texan by the Grace of God.])
To: byset
I have eaten alligator, rattlesnake, frog legs, escargot, rabbit, venison....but this I draw the line at.No way.
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posted on
06/21/2005 12:30:37 PM PDT
by
FeliciaCat
(I like my money where I can see it...hanging in my closet.)
To: byset
Durban and Dean eat too many "lamb fries"
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posted on
06/21/2005 12:31:03 PM PDT
by
DarthVader
(Always ready to educate liberals by beating them profusely about the head with a Louisville Slugger.)
To: L,TOWM
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posted on
06/21/2005 12:31:18 PM PDT
by
Dashing Dasher
(Jun 21, 1913, Georgia Broadwick became the first woman to parachute from an airplane.)
To: byset
so the festival is known simply as the Sportsman's Club Testicle Festival.Or, for short, the Festicle.
To: byset
Eh, this is wierd, real wierd
And I don't think it is appropriate for them to be celebrating "testicles" in a small town which probably has a lot of children
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posted on
06/21/2005 12:31:59 PM PDT
by
AzaleaCity5691
(I will never be reconstructed, Deo Vindice)
To: stylecouncilor
To: AzaleaCity5691
Weird, sure - but testicles are a part of life.
Or they used to be.
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posted on
06/21/2005 12:33:37 PM PDT
by
Dashing Dasher
(Jun 21, 1913, Georgia Broadwick became the first woman to parachute from an airplane.)
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