Beefcake of the U.S. Senate(For ladies only!)

March 10, 2004 | Jimmyclyde

[Jimmyclyde]

To all you lovely conservative ladies out there, Senator Ted Kennedy would like to share with you some of his most flattering pictures. Enjoy.

BTW...If you girls are interested in a private showing, Ted can be reached at the Captial switchboard.

[NEWwoman]

These are pictures of a real lady killer.

[BaBaStooey]

The sexiest Kennedy alive!

[Bella_Bru]

He really needs breast reduction surgery.

[IAmNotAnAnimal]

Ba Da Boom

[Not A Snowbird]

I just want you to know how difficult it is to clean cottag cheese out of a keyboard.

Where was the barf alert?!

[Jimmyclyde]

bump

[Not A Snowbird]

Oh my god, picture 3# can't be real!

Crack kills.

[WV Mountain Mama]

Men with b*tch tits are so sexy, NOT!!!

[avenir]

Now THOSE are some "asses of evil".

[Jimmyclyde]

I just want you to know how difficult it is to clean cottage cheese out of a keyboard.

LOL!

Mission accomplished.

[CROSSHIGHWAYMAN]

The swimmer in his natural habitat.

[4everontheRight]

OMG!!!!! He has man boobs!!! Moobs!!!!

[rocky88]

"The sexiest Kennedy alive!"

The ONLY Kennedy alive is more like it.

You have to feel for the guy - if you were that ugly, you'd be a liberal too. I can't think of which is worse!

[tutstar]

You forgot the BARF Alert warning!

[kayak]

Well done.

[bobbyd]

This is from a email I received. I have no idea where, when, or if it really happened.......does sound like 'Rummy' though!!!

You will only understand the symbolism of the following if you learned through extraneous history or were old enough to have watched it play out that Ted Kennedy drove off of a bridge in Massachusetts on his way to an island with Mary Joe Kopechne in the late 60's. He did NOT seek help to rescue her when he surfaced. Instead, he made his way to a hotel, called friends and the next morning reported the accident. She was, needless to say, both dead and wet. Kennedy faced no type of any censure or reprimand, much less any legal punishment for this negligent act of manslaughter. Kennedy power extends wide in that part of America. You have got to love the chutzpah of Rumsfeld.

February 05, 2004

Rumsfeld: Kennedy 'All Wet' About Bush Lies

(2004-02-05) -- Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld told Sen Edward M. Kennedy yesterday that he was "all wet" when the Senator alleged that the Bush administration lied about Iraq's weapons of mass destruction to justify going to war.

The verbal clash came during Mr. Rumsfeld's testimony at a Senate Armed Services Committee hearing probing the state of pre-war intelligence.

Sen. Kennedy began his questioning of the Defense Secretary by saying, "Don't you think some members of the Bush administration should be held legally accountable for the lies they told about Iraqi weapons, and the subsequent cover-up?"

"First, with all due respect Senator Kennedy, you're all wet," said Mr. Rumsfeld. "The administration has not lied or covered up. However, in general, I do believe that when a man commits a crime he should face the bar of justice. He should not be allowed to serve in positions of power in our government, and be hailed as a leader, when the question of his guilt remains unresolved, if you know what I mean."

"I'm sure I do not know what you mean," Mr. Kennedy said. "But the American people deserve to know why you can't find Saddam's weapons of mass destruction."

"Sometimes things are hard to find, even when you know where they are," said Mr. Rumsfeld. "For example, I've heard of a man who missed a bridge and drove his car into the water, even though he knew where the bridge was. And then sometimes you just keep diving into a problem and despite repeated efforts, you come up empty-handed. That doesn't mean that nothing's there. As you know, eventually, the truth comes to light."

Having no further questions, Mr. Kennedy yielded the remainder of his time.

[NRA2BFree]

NICE RACK

? What rack?

[elli1]

Urban legend. It's a really great satire piece from Scrappleface.

[NotJustAnotherPrettyFace]

Beefcake? More like lard?!

[MayflowerMadam]

Per Laura Ingraham, he's the "Senior Balloon from Massachusetts".