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A parody of a speech we'd all love to hear!

Back from the dead! He has a lot to say to us. LISTEN!

Since some have called our beloved President-elect (sincerity, not sarcasm)"the first orange President" and other have likened him to characters from a Ronald Dahl book, let's have some fun with it. The song ripped from Harry Connick's recurring music from the film "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory" starring the late great Gene Wilder. The object of derision is HRC. Oompa Loompa Tumpidty do, I ‘ve got a perfect puzzle for you. Omm-pah Loompa Trumidy dee If you are wise you will listen to me. What do you get when your gal’s a bad egg? A screechy owl voice and two...

Sunday, 16 October 2016 Martin Luther to be canonized As part of the celebrations of the Reformation, and to mark his excellent relations with the Lutherans - "After all, they're far more Catholic than the German cardinals Kasper, Marx, and their cronies" - Pope Francis has agreed to canonize Martin Luther himself.

I keep swearing I'm never going to do any more "Hitler Learns About ..." parody videos, but then something happens, like Carlos Danger emerging once again to create havoc in the Democratic Party firmament, and, well, you just have to. Herewith, from Power Line Productions, "Hitler Learns the FBI Has Reopened the Email Investigation."

The Vatican announced this week that Chicago Archbishop Blase Cupich has been selected to be Pope Francis’ successor after the 79-year-old pontiff hits the age of retirement next year. Cupich told worshipers yesterday that he was “so very grateful and humbled by the news that he would be given the opportunity to wreak havoc upon the Church while wearing white.” Cupich, 67, will receive his “white hat” in Rome on December 18, 2017, the day after Pope Francis turns 80. Cupich’s succession to the papacy also means he will have his choice of who will succeed him in the future....

Samsung Galaxy Note 7 in Grand Theft AutoImage copyrightYOUTUBE.COM/OLLI43 Samsung appears to have filed copyright claims against YouTube videos mocking its recalled Galaxy Note 7 handset. Many gamers have showcased a modification to video game Grand Theft Auto V, in which sticky bombs were switched with exploding Samsung phones. But some have reported that their videos have been blocked on YouTube following a copyright complaint. Samsung has not yet responded to repeated BBC requests for comment. Critics have warned that trying to remove gamers' videos will only draw more attention to them.

Jimmy Kimmel's Children's Book for Hillary Clinton - Donald Trump Parody Video. Simply Brilliant and Hilarious. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mPG0jk_uxNc

Jimmy Kimmel's Children's Book for Hillary Clinton - Donald Trump Parody Video. Simply Brilliant and Hilarious. This is a winner that need to go viral.

No (Meghan Trainor Parody by the Bear) (Music posted on source link.) Pope Francis: I think it's so cute / and I think it's so sweet How you let your blogs encourage you / to understand me, But let me stop you there / before you can even Tweet... "Nah" to the "Ah" to the "No", "No", "No" Your Dogma is "No" Your Tradition is "No" Your Church is "No" You need to let it go You need to let it go Need to let it go "Nah" to the "Ah" to the "No", "No", "No" Your matrimony is "No"...

Azzi added that teaching a dog how to sniff out kiddie porn on hard drives is no different than training them how to detect a rotting corpse. “You isolate an odor,” Azzi said. “You’ve got to find the right dog for the job. Nothing more, nothing less.” Ruger is Ohio’s first computer-sniffing dog and part of a small group of canines — fewer than two dozen — that do this type of work across the country, according to US Immigration and Customs Enforcement.

This election I'm moving like Hillary I'm off the deep end Vacation every weekend I'm lying when I'm speakin My health is concerning Lied about Benghazi Play the woman card/ While I'm shaken my body Changing my position to what everybody wants to hear And everybody who opposes me disappears We're moving like Hillary

In addition there's a petition here https://www.change.org/p/google-inc-dear-youtube-stop-de-monetizing-awesome-content-and-remove-new-stupid-guidelines asking Google to remove these ridiculous guides. Yes! I know Change.org leans to the left but still there are worthwhile petitions on that site and sometimes some conservative petitions like supporting gun rights can be found there.

A SPECIAL BROADCAST BY THE HILLARY CAMPAIGN! ALL HAIL HILLARY RODHAM CLINTON! FUTURE PREMIER OF THE USSA! DEATH TO THE CAPITALIST PRODUCERS! WE ARE THE 99% COMRADES!!

Hillary and Bill Clinton Spoof Forrest Gump

NSFW warning. Usually I try to keep it civil. But these guys have literally slandered every single person involved in the video. They've earned this, they deserve this, and I've delivered this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lsVONO75utI

Mike Kaminski aka Comedian Michael Clive is known for the Most Authentic imitations in the World (like his 'Patton Speech'). In this great parody speech, Mike catches Trump at this best and worst. He Nukes 0bama's foreign policy & more! All the "Trumpisms" you love.

Pope Francis: Good morning, everyone. Thank you for coming. I have invited you today because I have had a change of heart that I must make public. In a homily recently, I spoke rather forcefully about employers who refuse to pay their workers a just wage. I have had a chance to reflect on that homily in the light of the principles I set forth in my Apostolic Exhortation Amoris Laetitia. I brought a copy so I can refer to it as I take your questions. Please be patient with me as I find the appropriate passages, eh? I believe...

Here's the link.

The Republican National Convention opens in Cleveland — we are all witnesses — in exactly 16 days. That means that sometime over the next two weeks or so, we'll find out whom Trump has picked to be his vice-presidential running mate. Trump and his team have said all sorts of things about the timing of the announcement, including sometime soon and in the midst of the convention. Either way, it's coming. And coming soon. Trying to figure out a) whom Trump will pick or b) whom he is consulting in deciding whom to pick is, well, tough. But we do...