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Part 1 was featured here last week. Did you see it? It explored the beginnings of a true FReeper tradition. A tradition that is in dire need of being resuscitated.Anyway, we continue the silliness with the second OFST.... **** OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD **** Posted on 12/10/2004 11:05:24 AM PST by TheBigBBy request...another OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD! Feel free to vent, post silly jokes, make nonsensical statements, or even IGNORE THIS THREAD. I ask that we all keep our good buddy TomServo in our thoughts, also.To get things started, a favorite cartoon:more....... 415 replies this time TheBigB (as far as...
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By request...another OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD! Feel free to vent, post silly jokes, make nonsensical statements, or even IGNORE THIS THREAD. I ask that we all keep our good buddy TomServo in our thoughts, also. To get things started, a favorite cartoon:
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It was almost 20 years ago that The Official Friday Silliness Thread began. As far as I can tell it was TheBigB who began this great Freeper tradition. Looking back over his posting history, it seems he posted lots of funny threads and vanities since his sign on date in 2000. But I can’t find any evidence of an earlier OFST other than this one. Dated 11/19/2004. **Official Friday Silliness Thread**11/19/2004, 2:33:34 PM · by TheBigB · 604 replies · 16,767+ views11/19/04 | self Here is the very first joke on the very first Silliness Thread. To: TheBigBA senior citizens'...
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What did people in the Middle Ages really find funny? It would seem that the same things have been found to be amusing right across the ages. Many of the riddles that the Medievals told have double entendre’s and the jokes are rude with references to sex and bodily functions. No one was exempt from being the target of a Medieval joke; stupid husbands, unfaithful wives, bishops, even royalty.A 'Hilarious' Compilation of Medieval Jokes and Humour!MedievalMadness | 195K subscribers296,201 views | September 2, 2022
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1. ~~~~~~ Ever since I was a child, I’ve always had a fear of someone under my bed at night. So I went to a Psychiatrist and told him I’ve got problems. "Every time I go to bed I think there’s somebody under it. I’m scared. I think I’m going crazy." "Just put yourself in my hands for one year," said the psychiatrist. "Come talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears." "How much do you charge?" "Eighty dollars per visit," replied the doctor. "I’ll sleep on it and if...
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Astronaut Mark Kelly once smuggled a full gorilla suit on board the International Space Station. He didn't tell anyone about it. One day, without anyone knowing, he put it on.
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“Let’s Go Brandon” was paged at O’Hare International Airport
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Hey folks, I thought we could get a re-start on OFST, but after getting the last one I did (mostly) removed by one of the Mods, I don't know if it's worth the effort. Not blaming the Mods, of course...there are probable copyright issues I may have stepped all over. Anyway, let's be silly in random spots, because we need all the silliness we can get.
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<p>A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passengers had been killed. As he looked upon the wreckage a little monkey came out of the brush and hopped around the crashed car. The officer looked down at the monkey and said, "I wish you could talk."</p>
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Hey hey kids! Time for more silliness, and...you know...the thing!----------------------A pizza and an apple were thrown down from the 15th floor, which will reach the ground first? The pizza will, it's fast food!---------------------------------------------The devout cowboy lost his favorite Bible while he was mending fences out on the range. Three weeks later, a sheep walked up to him carrying the Bible in its mouth. The cowboy couldn't believe his eyes. He took the precious book out of the sheep's mouth, raised his eyes heavenward and exclaimed, "It's a miracle!" "Not really," said the sheep. "Your name is written inside the cover."------------------------------------------------------A...
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Hey, I was away for a while...no, I wasn’t in the shower! Did we ever save the Friday Silliness Thread? God knows we need it more than ever!
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My wife asked, that: if I die first, would you date again? Kinda awkward, I said: after a good long time, probably. My wife then asked: would you let her use my golf clubs? I said: Nah, she's left handed. I get out of the hospital a week from Tuesday.
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Attorney riding in his limo sees a family on the side of the road on their hands and knees. He tells his driver to pull over and see if there is a PI case there. The driver informs him that the family is so poor they are eating the grass. The attorney tells the family get in the limo, I will feed you!. I will take you to my home. Later the mother asks are you really going to feed us? And the attorney says hell yes, I fired the Gardner two weeks ago and the grass is out of...
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GETTING OLDER A distraught senior citizen phoned her doctor's office. Is it true, she wanted to know, that the medication you prescribed has to be taken for the rest of my life? Yes, I'm afraid so, the doctor told her. There was a moment of silence before the senior lady replied, I'm wondering, then, just how serious is my condition because this prescription is marked NO REFILLS.
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Good Morning! She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only the ‘T’ shirt that she normally slept in. As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said softly “You’ve got to make love to me this very moment!” My eyes lit up and I thought, “I am either still dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day!” Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then Gave it my all, right there on the kitchen table. Afterwards she said, “Thanks,” and returned to the...
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