Free Republic 4th Quarter Fundraising Target: $85,000 Receipts & Pledges to-date: $20,730
24%  
Woo hoo!! And the first 24% is in!! Thank you all very much!!

Keyword: moronic

Brevity: Headers | « Text »
  • Intellectual Froglegs

    07/20/2014 9:23:20 PM PDT · by Mmogamer · 3 replies
    Intelluctual Froglegs ^ | 07.13.14 | JoeDanMedia
    This guy's hilarious..
  • ‘Moronic’: Columnist ripped for ‘despicable’ suggestion that Ambassador Stevens wasn’t murdered

    05/11/2014 1:41:02 PM PDT · by Nachum · 86 replies
    twtchy ^ | 5/11/14 | staff
    Robyn @robdetf Follow How does genius Eleanor Clift think the smoke got there to begin with? #Benghazi The elites in the mainstream media never pass up an opportunity to further embarrass themselves. Tammy Bruce ✔ @HeyTammyBruce Degree to which panicked liberals will go "Eleanor Clift: Amb Stevens Wasn't Murdered, He Died Of Smoke Inhalation" http://www.realclearpolitics.com/video/2014/05/10/eleanor_clift_ambassador_stevens_wasnt_murdered_he_died_of_smoke_inhalation.html#.U2-u5jPWcNs.twitter … Layla @Layla1951 Follow .@EleanorClift -Example of why Americans hate the mainstream media as much as they hate politicians ---lies lies lies! @HeyTammyBruce 11:22 AM - 11 May 2014 Eleanor Clift ✔ @EleanorClift Check out my voter's guide to Tuesday’s DC Primary http://thebea.st/P8mKNc via @thedailybeast...
  • Mosby Bill Would Take Criminal History Out of Job Interviews

    12/13/2013 5:19:09 AM PST · by YourAdHere · 24 replies
    Afro ^ | 12/11/13 | Blair Adams
    During the last city council meeting for 2013, Councilman Nick Mosby (D-District 7) introduced “Ban the Box,” a bill that would bar prospective employers from asking, in the initial job interview, if a job applicant has a record of criminal arrests or convictions. On Dec. 5, Mosby said omitting the criminal conviction-check for applications and interviews would help more Marylanders obtain employment and give them the opportunity to re-enter the workforce. “This legislation will provide a level playing field for people who have experienced criminal convictions in the past,” Mosby told the AFRO. “Many of our citizens have been convicted...
  • Charities, Young Democrats Support Md. Homeless Shelter

    08/12/2013 6:46:41 AM PDT · by YourAdHere · 6 replies
    Afro ^ | 8/8/13 | Courtney Jacobs
    The United Communities Against Poverty (UCAP), a Maryland-based charity, joined with the Prince George’s County Young Democrats and other groups to host the second annual “Help 4 Shepherd’s Cove” on July 27, a day of performances, support, and donations for the Shepherd’s Cove Homeless Shelter for Women and Children in Capitol Heights, Md. United Communities Against Poverty was established in 1964 and has become the leading advocate in Prince George’s County for communities of people facing deficiencies in education, affordable housing, economic stability, and adequate health care access. Their mission is to alleviate poverty, improve awareness of the needs of...
  • Child Not Allowed to Sign Name

    08/28/2012 6:59:15 PM PDT · by eagleye85 · 24 replies
    Eagleyeblog ^ | August 27, 2012 | Bethany Stotts
    A deaf three-year-old has been asked not to sign his name at school because it resembles a deadly weapon, according to 1011Now.com. “”It’s his name. It’s not like he’s going to bring a gun to school when he’s three years old,” Dana Schwieger told 1011Now.com. “Meantime, Hunter’s parents say that by Monday, lawyers from the National Association of the Deaf are likely to weigh in for Hunter’s right to sign his own name.” See the broadcast here: http://www.1011now.com/video?autoStart=true&topVideoCatNo=default&clipId=7652612.
  • Some Thoughts on the Passing of Steve Jobs (1955-2011)

    10/06/2011 9:56:45 AM PDT · by Shalmaneser · 20 replies
    Brucelewis.com ^ | 6 October 2011 | Bruce Lewis
    Steve Jobs is dead. I'm saddened. Besides the grief his family and loved ones must feel, his death brings a loss to the world. He was a true innovator. Apple products and the technologies derived from them have reordered our way of living. While Jobs did not invent either the personal computer or the graphical interface operating system, the PCs and personal digital devices he created implement these in a way that has had an impact on society equal to that of the automobile, telephone, and antibiotic drugs. I used Apple products exclusively throughout my thirty years as a graphic...
  • RNC stupidity

    02/02/2010 12:55:24 PM PST · by TheStickman · 25 replies · 495+ views
    Wife got an letter in the mail from the "Office of Control and Audit". Looked like a bill of some sort. Wife gets home, opens it and it's the RNC begging for donations. Have these people gone over the edge completely? Bad enough they support RINO's and try to be so politically correct, but sheesh! It's like they are trying to drive people away!
  • McCain Declares Ben Nelson "The Biggest Whore In Congress" [Satire]

    12/20/2009 7:16:38 PM PST · by writer33 · 95 replies · 2,899+ views
    Elective Decisions ^ | 12/20/09 | Chris Davis
    Washington—As debate rages on in both the House of Representatives and U.S. Senate as to who the biggest whore in Congress is, Senator John McCain, R-AZ, went on Fox News Sunday to argue his case that Ben Nelson was by far the biggest whore. McCain went on to say that anyone who let himself be used by Senator Reid so easily was hands down the biggest slut he’d ever seen. “What this man did,” claimed McCain on Fox News Sunday, “was to demonstrate how big a harlot he was on a public stage. At least Senator Landrieu went out behind...
  • Official: Gitmo suspect to be sent to NY for trial

    05/20/2009 7:50:39 PM PDT · by KLT · 22 replies · 783+ views
    The Associated Press ^ | 5/20/09 | DEVLIN BARRETT
    WASHINGTON – A top al-Qaida suspect held at Guantanamo Bay will be sent to New York for trial, an Obama administration official said Wednesday, a major step in President Barack Obama's plan to close the detention center by early next year. Ahmed Ghailani would be the first Guantanamo detainee brought to the U.S. and the first to face trial in a civilian criminal court. An official, speaking on condition of anonymity because the person was not authorized to disclose the decision, told The Associated Press the administration has decided to bring Ghailani to trial in New York. He was indicted...
  • Sarah Palin's Holiday Open House

    12/13/2008 8:26:35 PM PST · by jessduntno · 36 replies · 1,434+ views
    Blog on AOL ^ | Today | by Cat Lincoln
    Sarah Palin's Holiday Open House Dec 13th 2008 Sarah Palin just loves working a crowd. Last Tuesday she opened the doors of the Alaska Governor's Mansion, hosting 3,300 supporters, gawkers and cookie fiends at the annual Christmas open house. Palin shook hands and posed for photos, making sure to say a special hello to the children, a.k.a. the guests least likely to ask any awkward questions about pardoning turkeys or geography. The open house has been a tradition for 93 years. Fortunately the house even comes with a "residence manager" so Palin didn't have to get down and dirty with...
  • Marie Osmond Collapses On 'Dancing With The Stars'

    10/23/2007 12:27:30 AM PDT · by skeptoid · 79 replies · 246+ views
    DRUDGE Report/access hollywood ^ | October 22, 2007 | ?
    Marie Osmond collapsed during the taping of Monday’s “Dancing With the Stars.” After she finished the samba with partner Jonathan Roberts, Marie was listening to judge Len Goodman’s critique when she passed out and hit the floor. The show immediately cut to commercial during its East Coast airing. After being attended to, Marie came to and told the crowd she fainted because she wasn’t breathing during her dance. “I forget to breathe. I’m fine thank you,” she said after getting back to her feet, drawing rousing applause from the audience.
  • Death Of "N" Word Supercedes Death Of Unborn By NAACP

    07/14/2007 8:55:32 PM PDT · by Iam1ru1-2 · 40 replies · 1,188+ views
    Patriot Post ^ | Patriot Post
    Hundreds of joyful mourners formed an unconventional funeral procession in Detroit this week as the NAACP officially “buried” the “n word.” “Today, we’re not just burying the n word, we’re taking it out of our spirit,” announced Detroit Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick. “Die, n word, and we don’t want to see you ‘round here no more.” Michigan Democrat Governor Jennifer Granholm bade “[g]ood riddance to this vestige of slavery and racism and... hello to a new country that invests in all its people.” Ironically, while rejoicing over a symbolic casket, the NAACP continued to ignore the 1,452 real caskets of unborn...
  • Listening for E.T.'S call

    09/23/2006 5:47:17 PM PDT · by KevinDavis · 1 replies · 279+ views
    Chicago Suntimes ^ | 09/20/06 | ANDREW HERRMANN
    Jill Tarter favors her flying-saucer/Martian salt-and-pepper set. But don't mistake her for one of those kookie types who live in desert trailers prepping for the aliens to arrive. Tarter, with a Ph.D. in astronomy, is director of the Center for the Search for Extraterrestrial Intelligence Research, a northern California group of some 120 scientists and technicians who are listening for signs from outer space.
  • Michael SAVAGE LIVE, HE'S LIVE!!!!!

    07/04/2006 3:08:45 PM PDT · by rockabyebaby · 72 replies · 2,643+ views
    WoooooooooooHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! He's LIVE!!!!! Come out come out wherever you are!
  • It's Not About the Latino Vote

    04/26/2006 7:49:00 PM PDT · by Axhandle · 77 replies · 1,310+ views
    American Enterprise Institute ^ | 26 April 2006 | Jose Enrique Idler
    The immigration rallies across America showed that restrictionists aren't the only ones with strong views. But beyond podium pounding, compelling arguments are also necessary. As the Senate goes back this week to the task of crafting an immigration bill, it is crucial to focus on the right reasons for creating a guest-worker program and legalizing 12 million illegal immigrants. The case for immigration doesn't have to do as much with the Latino vote or civil rights. It should center instead on America's growth, competitiveness and dynamism. This month's rallies of thousands of people in many major cities raised the importance...
  • Claims that "Sacred" art in Catholic Churches is inspired by the Devil himself Examined!

    03/27/2006 5:50:34 PM PST · by davidwendell · 21 replies · 825+ views
    Catholic Politic ^ | 3/26/2006 | Socrates
    More than Low Class? Claims that "Sacred" art in Catholic Churches is inspired by the Devil himself! A new documentary, "Rape of the Soul", claims to "explore the prevalent use of satanic, sexual, and occult and anti-Catholic images in historical and contemporary religious artwork. The film also discusses the acceptance of the artwork at the highest and most trusted levels of the Catholic Church... ..."Artists from DaVinci to Botticelli have imbedded subliminal images into their art for centuries, said Calace...In this case we found penises on crucifixes, anarchy symbols, swastikas, demonic faces and in modern works even the word 'sex'...
  • Saddam Hussein Dies in Prison (humor)

    03/15/2006 5:04:16 PM PST · by ChessExpert · 8 replies · 560+ views
    15 March 2006
    Assorted Press Report Saddam Hussein died today of an apparent heart attack. Hussein's death, while in prison awaiting trial, has created a firestorm of criticism of the Bush administration. Senator Clinton has declared that "the American people will not tolerate the McDougaling of Saddam Hussein." CBS News claims it has, in its possession, papers showing a direct connection between Saddam's death and the Bush administration. CBS apparently paid top dollar for the documents, with one insider saying "No pajama blogger will be able to prove these are forgeries." Perversely, some in the news industry are holding their fire. According to...
  • Caption this picture! (Vanity)

    08/13/2005 9:59:42 AM PDT · by oldleft · 47 replies · 1,399+ views
    Haaretz ^ | 08/12/05 | Haaretz Daily
    A Palestinian Authority security officer training in the southern Gaza Strip on Saturday. (Reuters)
  • Doctors' kitchen knives ban call

    07/23/2005 4:16:17 PM PDT · by kerryusama04 · 47 replies · 827+ views
    BBC news ^ | May 26, 2005
    A&E doctors are calling for a ban on long pointed kitchen knives to reduce deaths from stabbing. A team from West Middlesex University Hospital said violent crime is on the increase - and kitchen knives are used in as many as half of all stabbings. They argued many assaults are committed impulsively, prompted by alcohol and drugs, and a kitchen knife often makes an all too available weapon. The research is published in the British Medical Journal. The researchers said there was no reason for long pointed knives to be publicly available at all. They consulted 10 top chefs from...
  • Maybe it's time FINALLY to go and get Osama? Remember Osama? Anybody? Anybody?

    07/07/2005 12:35:25 PM PDT · by churchillbuff · 322 replies · 10,405+ views
    churchillbuff
    I was lectured on Freerepublic that I was supposed to "feel safer" because we captured Saddam -- even though there's no evidence that he was behind 9-11. Osama is the guy that Bush promised to get "dead or alive" -- but four years later, he's still out there, free as a jail bird.Maybe it's time to refocus on the mastermind and culprits who were behind 9-11? Prediction: I'll get flamed as a "DU provacateur" for advocating that we go after somebody who killed 3000-plus people on American soil.
  • The Ignorant Thomas Oliphant...

    02/17/2005 10:10:37 AM PST · by directorblue · 4 replies · 407+ views
    DirectorBlue's Blog ^ | 2/17/2005 | DirectorBlue
    Boston Globe columnist Thomas Oliphant (he of the annoying, "heh-heh-heh-heh" laugh) visited the Imus show this morning and lived up to his longstanding prefix, "Ignorant". And if you think I'm being cruel about his laugh, don't worry, it was openly mocked on the program by, if you can believe it, Camilla Parker-Bowles. Or maybe that was an impersonator, I'm not sure. In any event, his comments have defined a high-water mark for ignorance. Allow me to describe what kind of garbage he dispensed this morning...
  • Accept this (Mega Barf Alert)

    02/01/2005 8:24:50 PM PST · by MS.BEHAVIN · 29 replies · 1,030+ views
    Lewiston Sun Journal (Maine) ^ | Febuary 1,2005 | Rachel Rodrigue
    Accept this Tuesday, Febuary 1,2005 This letter is in response to a Jan. 22 letter to the editor titled "Accept it" by Leah Nicole Hadley of Sumner. Ms. Hadley tells us in her letter that we should just accept that George Bush is our president. She claims that he was chosen by God to be our leader, that he leads a moral life and is a knowledgeable man who obtained a "high-class" education after high school. She also claims it is a fact that he is one of the best presidents our country ever had. Ms. Hadley needs to wise...
  • Did anyone see the comedian on HBO, "A smoking pile of zotted ashes?"

    01/20/2005 8:10:38 PM PST · by Derek2012 · 110 replies · 3,131+ views
    Derek, RIP.
    Ever hear of how republican's always call the liberal left "Whiner's"? Well, take a look at Wa. State, ...who are the Whiner's now? LOTS OF LAUGHS! Boy, the shoes on the other foot now! I think it's great, don't you? These people deserve it..! Has anyone seen the comedian on HBO, who gave a discription of a "Republican"? Wow was that great, and very very true.
  • THIS SEASON I WILL MOSTLY BE WEARING.. A BAG ON MY HEAD

    10/11/2004 7:35:13 AM PDT · by Kaslin · 43 replies · 1,340+ views
    Mirror ^ | Oct 11 2004 | Jon Kelly
    The Paris fashions you WON'T be wearing down the supermarketIT may be the next bag thing in fashion...or proof that designers are not using their heads. As Paris fashion week drew to a close it seemed some were in a battle to create the most ludicrous outfit. HAT WALK: Model with her bag on The bag lady look, part of Dutch team Viktor and Rolf's ready-to-wear collection, took some beating - but it is perhaps more practical than others. It is the perfect solution, after all, for a bad hair day but it's difficult to see women wearing it down...
  • Putin: Ally or Terrorist? (Russian FSB/KGB Real Culprits Behind "Chechen Terrorism")

    09/21/2004 8:24:29 PM PDT · by GIJoel · 664 replies · 11,270+ views
    The New American ^ | February 2002 | William Jasper
    Putin: Ally or Terrorist? by William F. Jasper Counting Vladimir Putin as an ally against terrorism ignores his career in the murderous KGB/FSB and his ongoing support for terrorist regimes and organizations. ‘‘Lena Goncharuk, aged 38, said that she was the only one to survive out of a group of six who were ordered out of the cellar where they had been hiding and shot at point blank range. Resting in her hospital bed, her voice barely rising above a whisper, she said she had survived only by pretending to be dead." So reported Paul Wood from the Chechen border...
  • The 3 I's of liberalism

    05/31/2004 10:56:08 AM PDT · by Mikey · 2 replies · 123+ views
    World Net Daily ^ | May 31, 2004 | Vox Day
    Some of you may be aware that I am a member of the SFWA, a poorly constructed acronym for the Science Fiction and Fantasy Writers of America. As such, I tend to find the occasional foray into the mentality of the American liberal to be a fascinating exercise in alien thought. It is truly interesting to swim in the deep morass of a complete absence of logic, historical knowledge and consistency. Some might consider this to be an unfair overstatement, but it's pretty easy to prove that this is anything but the case. Take, for example, the notion of the...
  • The Case for Nuclear Weapons in Iraq

    04/17/2004 6:19:02 PM PDT · by GRANGER · 28 replies · 154+ views
    The U.S. decision to employ nuclear weapons against Japan at the end of World War II was justified on two grounds: 1. It would save American lives. 2. It would shorten the war.
  • A funny thing about religion (Andy Rooney responds to firestorm over Passion comments)

    03/02/2004 9:32:54 AM PST · by mhking · 123 replies · 837+ views
    Buffalo News ^ | 2.29.04 | Andy Rooney
    People don't write letters much anymore. Too bad. A personal letter from a friend is one of the good things in life. In the last few days I've received hundreds of letters that were not from friends and weren't so good. In response to a statement I read about Pat Robertson saying he'd heard from God, I said on "60 Minutes" that God had called me, too. According to Pat, God told him that President Bush was going to be re-elected "in a walk." I quoted what God had said to me about both Pat Robertson and Mel Gibson. For...
  • Sidney Blumenthal abridged (The Clinton Wars, summarized)

    05/27/2003 4:31:10 AM PDT · by Cincinatus · 37 replies · 376+ views
    The Weekly Standard ^ | May 27, 2003 | Editorial Staff (uncredited)
    Annals of Sid Sidney Blumenthal, the Erich von Stroheim of the Clinton administration, has published a memoir of his White House days--to generally poor reviews, most of them from newspapers and magazines ordinarily sympathetic to the author's politics. Of course, no such book should be assumed useless simply because its notices are stinko. Very often, in fact, it's the "worst" first-person accounts of recent political history that provide the best sort of fun: unintentionally embarrassing anecdotes that the clueless writer imagines are worth boasting about. Alas, however, even on these ironic terms, "The Clinton Wars" turns out to be an...
  • 'Naked" Anti-Bush/War Protesters in NY Central Park

    02/08/2003 8:31:47 AM PST · by stlrocket · 36 replies · 914+ views
    About 30 naked women lay down in the snow in Central Park forming the words 'No Bush' in an event described as a 'nude political action photo shoot' in New York on February 7, 2003. The protesters are opposed to U.S. President George Bush's policies and possible U.S. led war against Iraq.
  • BACKGROUND BRIEFING ON ALL VOLUNTEER FORCE (with idiotic questions by the press included)

    01/13/2003 3:27:59 PM PST · by PhiKapMom · 13 replies · 266+ views
    Department of Defense ^ | 13 January 2003 | Department of Defense
    Presenter: Senior Defense Official Monday, January 13, 2003 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Background Briefing on the All Volunteer Force(Backgrounder on the All Volunteer Force) Staff: I'm sure there will probably be a few more joining us this morning, but welcome to those of you that are here, and those of you that might be listening to us, and certainly those of you will be reading the transcript later. This summer marks the 30th anniversary of the all-volunteer force. The all-volunteer force has been in the news recently, so we thought it might be helpful for you to get some of the facts about...
  • Petition To Rename Second LOTR Film (Moron Alert!)

    05/09/2002 2:11:15 PM PDT · by Houmatt · 37 replies · 275+ views
    May 9, 2002 | Houmatt
    Believe It Or Not! A man by the name of Kevin Klerck has created a petition at PetitionOnline.com in opposition to the title of the next film in the "Lord Of The Rings" trilogy: "The Two Towers." The reason for this is...well...I think it is best served by simply showing it: "To: Peter Jackson and New Line Cinema Those of us who have seen The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring know what an amazing director Peter Jackson is. When I learned that there apparently was to be a sequel, I was overjoyed. However, Peter Jackson has...
  • War Crimes "expert" claims Sharon will be indicted

    04/30/2002 2:17:49 PM PDT · by Liberty Teeth · 13 replies · 280+ views
    PR Newswire ^ | 4-29-02 | Andy Martin
    War Crimes Expert/Broadcaster Andy Martin Says Indictment of Ariel Sharon Is 'Only a Matter of Time,' Will Host Forum Detailing Indictment Procedures NEW YORK - PRNewswire - April 29 War crimes expert and broadcaster Andy Martin, the only radio talk show host in America who supports Palestinian rights, will present an Internet forum Monday, May 6th at 1:00 P.M. to predict the war crimes indictment of Ariel Sharon and to provide the evidentiary and procedural basis for the indictment. "I think I can state with certainty, based on my sources, the war crimes indictment of Ariel Sharon is only a...