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CORUSCANT — Controversial former U.S. women's soccer player Megan Rapinoe was not unemployed for long, as the Galactic Empire reportedly recruited the recently retired athlete to train its stormtroopers to shoot. "She's the perfect fit for the job," said General Cassio Tagge of the move. "The Empire has carried on a long tradition of poor marksmanship. It is one of the bedrocks of everything we have built in the galaxy. Bringing Megan Rapinoe on staff to train new troops will ensure that tradition continues. If anyone knows about missing important shots, it's this dude with the funny-colored hair." Imperial leadership...

The 45th president concluded his gloating screed by blasting his long-time critic Rapinoe, writing: “Nice shot Megan, the USA is going to Hell!!!! MAGA.” The 38-year-old striker missed a crucial fourth penalty kick, which could have sent USWNT to the quarterfinals had it made it in. Instead, Rapinoe, who is set to retire after this season, ended her celebrated career on a bitter note, later likening her missing a penalty to a “sick joke” in an interview with Fox Sports. Rapinoe has not publicly responded to Trump’s taunts

Daily life in the 21st century continues to outcrazy the satirists. It takes a satire site, apparently, to tell the truth and spare us some of the craziness being promoted every day. I’m talking about South Park, though others like the Babylon Bee daily skewer the imbecilic nonsense found in the mainstream press and televised news. For some time now the duke and duchess of Sussex have been playing the victims from a background of great luxury, demanding privacy as they seek maximum publicity. Like me, South Park had enough of this and ran a fabulous parody of the couple...

Megyn Kelly laughed uncontrollably on the air while co-anchoring a Fox News show more than a decade ago because one of her guests mistakenly said the word “farting,” she revealed on her podcast on Wednesday.

US women's soccer hero Megan Rapinoe has come out strongly in favor of including transgender women in women's sport, labelling the arguments against 'cruel and disgusting'. The veteran soccer star, who co-captained the United States Women's National Team in 2019 as they won a second successive World Cup, was dismissive of the notion that trans women are dominating women's sports and thus need regulating. Instead, she argued that excluding them from competing at lower levels is cruel, as people value their 'kid's high school volleyball team' ahead of the lives and wellbeing of transgender people. Her comments come in the...

Subway has struggled in the year since it hired soccer star and left-wing activist Megan Rapinoe as a national spokeswoman, with hundreds of stores closing across the nation.The fast-food chain -- whose best-known spokesman, Jared Fogle, went to jail for child pornography possession in 2015 -- hired Rapinoe as a pitchwoman early last year.One commercial featured the purple-haired anthem protester knocking food out of a man's hand with a soccer ball.Hiring Rapinoe didn't help the company's fortunes, however: In 2021, 1,043 Subway locations closed, the New York Post reported Thursday.The chain already had been losing stores in the two years...

Prince Harry and Meghan Markle's Archewell Foundation has announced a multi-year global partnership with a American consumer goods firm. The affiliation with Procter & Gamble will focus on gender equality, more inclusive online spaces and resilience and impact through sport. The couple said they would be working to 'build more compassionate communities' as the Sussexes are on a mission to bring a more 'just future for women and girls'.

Eco-warrior Prince Harry will fly from Canada to the United Kingdom for the first time since renouncing his royal responsibilities to promote a project aimed at reducing the carbon footprint of frequent fliers. The Duke of Sussex will head to Edinburgh on Wednesday to host a conference for Travalyst, an online scoring system that will rank flights, hotel accommodations and tourist attractions by how climate-friendly they are. Travalyst was launched in September of last year, in partnership with leading travel brands including Booking.com, Visa, Tripadvisor, and Chinese owned sites Trip.com and Skyscanner.

Do you ever notice how the minority ruins it for the majority?

Meghan McCain's new gig on ABC's The View has bumped up ratings for the long-running talk show, but her presence has created some new behind-the-scene drama for the series, DailyMail.com can reveal. The trouble-prone daytime show has become as popular for its high co-host turnover rate and off-camera squabbles, as it has for their fiery hot topics discussions. The show had found some peace among the talent over the last year with co-hosts Whoopi Goldberg, Joy Behar, Sunny Hostin, Sara Haines, and Jedediah Bila, until Bila was fired earlier in September to make way for Meghan. But the addition of...

As we predicted this morning, it was only a matter of time until viewers of Megyn Kelly Today were going to be exposed to another cringeworthy interview to suffer through. Like clockwork, the show experienced another headline-making moment mere hours later – but to Kelly‘s credit, this time wasn’t really her fault. During an interview with decorated American soccer player and Olympic gold medalist Carli Lloyd, a member of Kelly’s crew inadvertently stepped into frame while Lloyd discussed what had changed for her since scoring her infamous game-winning goals. Lloyd began her answer to Kelly but was soon obscured by...

During an interview with NPR, Fox News host Megyn Kelly explained how she feels that President-elect Donald Trump’s continuous attacks on the mainstream media represents a “dangerous phase” for America at the moment. Her concern is that it will lead to a larger portion of the American public not believing what they hear from the press. Appearing on Fresh Air, Kelly spoke with host Terry Gross and told her about being targeted by Trump on Twitter in the aftermath of the first GOP presidential debate. She noted that it soon devolved into death threats from his supporters and a torrent

"My client will not be bullied out of exercising his First Amendment right to make clear his belief that your client is a spoiled, brainless twit who is cheapening the political discourse in this country" Mike Riggs | October 5, 2011

So Megan McCain goes on MSNBC. Megan has a new book. Megan attacks Sarah Palin. How is Goege Soros connected? Follow the Money. Megan McCain's book, "Dirty Sexy Politics" is published by Hyperion Books. Hyperion is owned by Harpers Collins. In April of 2008 an article appears which publishes the following title: The George Soros e-book: New publishing paradigm in action http://www.teleread.com/ebooks/the-george-soros-e-book-new-publishing-paradigm-in-action/ The article is written by Peter Osnos. Peter Osnos is the Senior Fellow for Media at The Century Foundation. The Century Foundation is another creation of Soros' and the "Shadow Party'. This is a book publishing 'experiment' from...

"Nobody expected "Jonah Hex" to beat "Toy Story 3" at the box office. But even the most cynical Hollywood pundit couldn't foresee the flick's embarrassing eighth-place finish."

Megan Kelly pierced the veil of yet another White House lie on this morning’s America’s Newsroom. Her guest was White House deputy press secretary Bill Burton, who dismissed the idea that the White House was compiling an “enemies list” as silly. Burton explained the purpose of having asked people to send the White House the email addresses of anyone making “fishy” claims about Obama’s plan to ration health care and sentence the elderly to earlier deaths, to tax the healthy to pay for substance abusers and illegal immigrants, and to reduce the supply of doctors by imposing government restrictions on...

Megan Fox looked like a Greek goddess at the Los Angeles premiere of Transformers: Revenge Of The Fallen. The actress made a stunning appearance last night at Mann's Village Theatre, but the words that tumble out of her mouth aren't quite in the same league. The 23-year-old American has amazed fans with her ignorance as she travels the world promoting her movies with red-carpet comments and magazine interviews.

The sentence could have been written by Poe or Dostoyevsky, the way it summons the unspeakable in a coldly confessional tone: "But it was clear to me by now that Trevor and the college must somehow be separated. My problem was one which I feel compelled to define with brutal candor: how to kill him without getting into trouble." The words ... are from a newly published autobiography of Sir Kenneth Dover, one of the world's most renowned classicists. And they describe a series of events that preceded the suicide of a troublesome colleague at Oxford nine years ago. ......

Lori Drew regrets not stopping her daughter and an employee from using a fake MySpace account to mislead Missouri teenager Megan Meier, but Drew’s lawyer claims she had no knowledge the prank had taken a nasty turn until Megan committed suicide. “She knew these girls were doing it and she didn’t stop it,” attorney Jim Briscoe told TODAY’s Matt Lauer during an exclusive interview Tuesday. “She wishes she did. If she could turn back the clock, that’s the part she would do differently.” Drew has yet to speak publicly about the events leading to Megan’s death in October 2006, and...

Just had to say this even though it's a little (or a lot) silly.Megan Kendall on FoxNews today is incredibly beautiful. Check her out.Yoi, she's fine!