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  • New York Liberals Say Consider BuzzFeed, CNN, and NY Times as Reliable Sources of News...

    03/08/2017 11:41:36 PM PST · by muktar96 · 17 replies
    Heist Media ^ | 08/03/2017 | Mike Chin
    Hahah this is absolutely hilarious... At least some people gave proper answers, and not completely ignorant ones. Also, these guys show is sort of like Watters World.
  • Monday Memos

    02/27/2017 6:09:39 AM PST · by sodpoodle · 6 replies
    unknown | 2/27/2017 | self
    Older than dirt? Then you just have to appreciate this one. Young people forget that we old people had a career before we retired... Charley, a new retiree-greeter at Wal-Mart, just couldn't seem to get to work on time. Every day he was 5, 10, 15 minutes late. But he was a good worker, really tidy, clean-shaven, sharp-minded and a real credit to the company and obviously demonstrating their "Older Person Friendly" policies. One day the boss called him into the office for a talk. "Charley, I have to tell you, I like your work ethic, you do a bang-up...
  • Law professors file misconduct complaint against Conway: report

    02/25/2017 9:14:29 PM PST · by The_Media_never_lie · 41 replies
    The Hill ^ | 02/24/17 | MARK HENSCH
    A group of 15 law professors nationwide has reportedly filed a professional misconduct complaint against White House counselor Kellyanne Conway, saying she "brings shame upon the legal profession."
  • The President Trump Blues | Songs | CarmanThe President Trump Blues

    02/25/2017 9:13:01 PM PST · by stars & stripes forever · 5 replies
    Carman Licciardello YouTube ^ | January 26, 20172/25/2017 | Carman LicciardelloCARMAN
    Gospel singer CARMAN composed this clever song about President Donald Trump. Must watch video.
  • Mike Rowe Reading a letter from his mother (I laughed till I cried)

    02/18/2017 8:45:04 AM PST · by Auntie Mame · 44 replies
    YouTube ^ | 09/14/16 on Youtube | Mike Rowe
    This is Mike Rowe sharing a letter from his mother. I laughed till I cried. If you need a lift today, watch this. And...... CALL YOUR MOTHER!
  • McDonald’s Reengineered The Straw And Is Selling It Like Apple Product

    02/17/2017 10:24:03 AM PST · by Windcatcher · 45 replies
    vocativ ^ | Feb 16, 2017 at 12:50 PM ET | Alejandro Alba
    McDonald’s is known for its Big Mac, Happy Meals, and creepy clown mascot, but not for trying to be innovative with technology. Yet, the fast food chain restaurant teamed up with aerospace and robotic engineering firms to reinvent the straw and make it easier to drink its Chocolate Shamrock shakes.
  • Steven Crowder Thursday *LIVE* FREE Podcast (Joy Villa Tonight)

    02/16/2017 5:06:40 PM PST · by PROCON · 1 replies
    louderwithcrowder.com ^ | Feb. 16, 2017 | Steven Crowder
    Steven Crowder *LIVE* Thursday Podcast5PM PST/8PM EST *LIVE* Podcast Join Steven Crowder as he discusses current events using his humorous and often irreverent style.Steven has a daily show now, (M-Th), but the Thursday Podcasts are still FREE. You can subscribe to his other daily Podcasts by going to CRTV.com
  • General Kellogg named interim National Security Advisor.

    02/13/2017 9:37:09 PM PST · by dangus · 48 replies
    Trump was also considering General Mills, Cap'n Crunch. Donald Trump praised Kellogg's service, saying he's "terrrrific." The Left is furious that Trump is considering chiefly military men, slandering them as "cereal killers." Gen. Foods was not considered for the position, since it was known he would not be willing to leave his Post.
  • New edition of the Bible announced [Satire]

    02/12/2017 9:08:51 AM PST · by markomalley · 21 replies
    Pope Francis has announced that a new edition of the Bible is to be released, removing some of the more "rigid" books (e.g. the four gospels) and adding a few new ones. After all, the Bible was put together about 1500 years ago. It was reaffirmed by the Council of Trent in 1546, although at the time some liberals imbued with the "Spirit of Trent" tried to slip in a few extras that took their fancy. In any case, it isn't modern and up to date! The New Non-Rigid Bible will have a loose-leaf format so that pages can be...
  • NY Teen Tries to Steal Air Jordans, Loses Arm When Theft Victim Runs Him Over: Police

    02/11/2017 12:27:25 PM PST · by Morgana · 50 replies
    KTLA ^ | Feb. 12, 2017 | Tribune Media Wire
    A Brooklyn, New York, teenager lost his arm in a Craigslist robbery gone wrong on Friday afternoon, authorities said. Police say the 17-year-old boy connected with a man on Craigslist who was selling a pair of Air Jordan sneakers. They met about 1 p.m. in the Canarsie neighborhood, where the teen got into the seller's SUV and pulled out a gun, police said. The teen stole the sneakers and then walked away. He walked across the street with a bag apparently holding the sneakers, and the theft victim made a U-turn, stepped on the gas and ran over the teenager,...
  • Stven Crowder *LIVE* Thursday FREE PODCAST

    02/09/2017 5:07:13 PM PST · by PROCON · 3 replies
    louderwithcrowder.com ^ | Feb. 9, 2017 | Steven Crowder
    Steven Crowder *LIVE* Thursday Podcast5PM PST/8PM EST *LIVE* Podcast Join Steven Crowder as he discusses current events using his humorous and often irreverent style.Steven has a daily show now, (M-Th), but the Thursday Podcasts are still FREE. You can subscribe to his other daily Podcasts by going to CRTV.com
  • Democrats to protest Patriots Superbowl Win.

    02/06/2017 6:57:33 AM PST · by ISTHISONETAKEN · 37 replies
    Just heard the Democrats are planning on protesting the New England Patriots win - They claim that the Atlanta Falcons are the true winners of the season. For the entire 2016 regular season, the Atlanta Falcons scored a 540 points, whereas the Pats only totaled 441 points (putting them in 3rd place behind the Falcons and the Saints), therefore the Falcons are the true winners of this election game and it is only because of the arcane rules of the NFL that they Patriots were able to steal this win from the true winner. In what world does the team...
  • DON'T TRIGGER ME! - New flag for Safe Space Cadets & Snowflakes

    02/03/2017 10:01:39 AM PST · by tony75034 · 17 replies
    whatfinger.com ^ | 2/3/2016 | Lord of All Editors
    The People's Cube is one of the finest websites out there. They helped the Tea Party out by supplying some creative memes, visuals and articles, as well as humor to deal with the monstrosity known as President Obama. Below are a couple of images and links to blog posts from the site. if you are libertarian or conservative, or just love freedom, the humor on the site is most refreshing. Here are a few items recently as well. Check them out by clicking links below.
  • Steven Crowder *LIVE* FREE Thursday PODCAST

    02/02/2017 5:10:50 PM PST · by PROCON · 4 replies
    louderwithcrowder.com ^ | Feb. 2, 2017 | Steven Crowder
    Steven Crowder *LIVE* Thursday Podcast5PM PST/8PM EST *LIVE* Podcast Join Steven Crowder as he discusses current events using his humorous and often irreverent style.Steven has a daily show now, (M-Th), but the Thursday Podcasts are still FREE. You can subscribe to his other daily Podcasts by going to CRTV.com
  • King Trump

    02/02/2017 3:54:41 PM PST · by cvolkay · 46 replies
    02/02/2017 | Chris Volkay
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  • WATCH: ‘Totally-Not-Senile’ Nancy Pelosi Blames Donald Trump For Yemeni Civil War — It Began In 2015

    02/01/2017 7:50:40 PM PST · by HarleyLady27 · 28 replies
    Nancy Pelosi revealed she thinks Donald Trump is some sort of time-traveling immortal when answering a question from “Bushra,” a Yemeni immigrant, during her Tuesday town hall on CNN. When asked what Democratic leadership will do to help those affected by Yemen’s ongoing civil war, the House Minority leader chose to answer by pointing the finger at Donald Trump and his “incompetent” administration. Again — just so everyone’s clear — she blamed a man who has been in office for less than two weeks for a war that began more than two years ago.
  • Starbucks' Flat White is now DISCONTINUED

    02/01/2017 2:45:36 PM PST · by MrsEmmaPeel · 54 replies
  • How come we can poke a Pole, Bash a Brit, Irk the Irish?

    01/29/2017 4:31:03 AM PST · by sodpoodle · 31 replies
    unknowb | 1/29/ | unknown
    SOMETHING TO MAKE YOU SMILE OR LAUGH...IF YOU DON'T GET OFFENDED EASILY WHAT AISLE IS THE POLISH SAUSAGE IN? Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream 'prejudice' these days................ A customer asked, "In what aisle can I find the Polish sausage?" The clerk asks, "Are you Polish?" The guy, clearly offended, says, "Yes I am. But let me ask you omething. If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian? Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German? Or if I asked for...
  • Steven Crowder *LIVE* Thursday FREE PODCAST

    01/26/2017 5:11:55 PM PST · by PROCON · 4 replies
    louderwithcrowder.com ^ | Jan. 26, 2017 | Steven Crowder
    Steven Crowder *LIVE* Thursday Podcast5PM PST/8PM EST *LIVE* Podcast Join Steven Crowder as he discusses current events using his humorous and often irreverent style.Steven has a daily show now, (M-Th), but the Thursday Podcasts are still FREE. You can subscribe to his other daily Podcasts by going to CRTV.com.
  • Caption These

    01/23/2017 1:12:46 AM PST · by CardCarryingMember.VastRightWC · 10 replies
    Great fun to go to the pan & zoom Inaugural "gigapixel" photo seen here ... and zoom in on faces in the stands. Here are a few clips from that megaphoto that are begging for labels. I'll start with some caption suggestions of my own, but expect & hope to be far surpassed by other more creative FReepers.