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  • Anger as Irish must pass English-speaking test to become Canadian

    08/18/2017 4:51:37 AM PDT · by Mechanicos · 63 replies
    IrishCentral ^ | August 16, 2017 | Frances Mulraney
    Young Irish immigrants in Canada have expressed their annoyance at being forced to undertake an English-proficiency test, despite English being their first language, when applying for Canadian permanent resident status.
  • Today's Toons 8/18/17

    08/18/2017 3:26:22 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 23 replies
    The Politics Forum ^ | 8/18/17 | pookie18
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  • Organization That Murders 200,000 People Of Color Each Year Takes Stand Against Racism

    08/17/2017 9:56:38 AM PDT · by fungoking · 9 replies
    Babylon Bee ^ | 8/17/17 | Staff
    The Babylon Bee | Your Trusted Source For Christian News Satire. Organization That Murders 200,000 People Of Color Each Year Takes Stand Against Racism August 17, 2017 U.S.—Planned Parenthood, the American abortion provider that mercilessly takes the lives of approximately 200,000 innocent people of color every year, took to social media earlier this week to condemn racism in the wake of civil unrest in Charlottesville, VA. “Planned Parenthood stands with people of color and allies in the face of such appalling attacks fueled by hate,” said the update posted to the Facebook and Twitter pages of the organization which overwhelmingly...
  • Today's Toons 8/17/17

    08/17/2017 1:28:39 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 11 replies
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  • Red Sox have fan throw out first pitch; disaster results (funny)

    08/16/2017 10:27:21 PM PDT · by Enchante · 38 replies
    Twitter video ^ | August 16, 2017 | Chad Amaral
    First pitch tonight at Fenway..missed his target, by just a little bit. #RedSox
  • Satan Officially Claims Responsibility For White Supremacist Movement

    08/16/2017 10:12:56 AM PDT · by fungoking · 11 replies
    Babylon Bee ^ | 8/16/17 | Staff
    WORLD—In a statement that surprised nearly no one, Satan, the accuser and enemy of God and His people, paused briefly from roaming the earth seeking someone to devour Wednesday to confirm to reporters that he is responsible for the entire white supremacist movement worldwide. “Oh yeah, that’s all me. For sure,” said the wicked one Lucifer, adding that he’s “really been on a roll lately with this particular gig.” “I’m quite proud of this hell-filling racket. It’s as anti-biblical as anything can be, causing human beings made in the image of God to be seen as subhuman and expendable, but...
  • Ethnic Humor

    08/16/2017 8:17:08 AM PDT · by sodpoodle · 7 replies
    friendly emails | 8/16/2017 | unknown
    Subject: Re: Never lie to a Rabbi At Friday night services, Morris went to his friend Irving and said, "Irving, I need a favor - I'm sleeping with the rabbi's wife. Can you hold him in temple for an hour after services for me?" Irving not very fond of the idea, but being Morris' lifelong friend, he reluctantly agreed. After services, he struck up a conversation with the rabbi asking him all sorts of stupid questions in an effort to keep him occupied. After some time, the wise rabbi became suspicious and asked, "Irving what are you really up to...
  • Facts about migration and crime in Sweden [official gov. satire]

    08/16/2017 4:25:24 AM PDT · by palmer · 2 replies
    Government of Sweden ^ | 23 February 2017 · Updated 05 July 2017 | Government of Sweden
    Facts about migration and crime in Sweden In recent times, simplistic and occasionally completely inaccurate information about Sweden and Swedish migration policy has been disseminated. Here, the Swedish Ministry for Foreign Affairs looks at some of the most common claims. "Not long ago Sweden saw its first Islamic terrorist attack." Facts: The only known attempt at such an attack took place in 2010. Nobody other than the perpetrator was killed. The motives behind the attack in central Stockholm on 7 April 2017, in which five people were killed and a number of others were injured, are not fully clear, and...
  • Today's Toons 8/16/17

    08/16/2017 1:30:59 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 23 replies
    The Briefing Room ^ | 8/16/17 | pookie18
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  • Today's Toons 8/15/17

    08/15/2017 1:34:10 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 19 replies
    The Right Reasons ^ | 8/15/17 | pookie18
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  • Wichita Lineman

    08/14/2017 12:47:09 PM PDT · by Twotone · 18 replies
    Steyn On-line ^ | Aug. 13, 2017 | Mark Steyn
    Glen Campbell died last Tuesday at the age of 81, and I blush to realize that his only appearance in these columns to date has been a parenthetic reference in our Sinatra Song of the Century #77: "Strangers In The Night" had a huge impact on the guy playing that "chinking rhythm guitar", too. He was a fellow called Glen Campbell. At the time, he was a session guitarist with no particular interest in singing. "I'd never really paid that much attention to it, because I'm really a musician at heart. Singin' was, like, secondary," he said. "But when I...
  • Wisdom for the Ages, by the Aged.

    08/14/2017 12:14:51 PM PDT · by sodpoodle · 4 replies
    friendly emails | 8/14/2017 | unknown
    Subject: Old Age Wisdom Lying around, pondering the problems of the world, I realized that, at my age, I don't really give a rat's ass anymore. If walking is good for your health, the postman would be immortal. A whale swims all day, only eats fish, and drinks water, but is still fat. A rabbit runs, and hops, and only lives 15 years, while a tortoise doesn't run, and does mostly nothing, yet it lives for 150 years. And they tell us to exercise? I don't think so. Now that I'm older, here's what I've discovered: 1. I started out...
  • Today's Toons 8/14/17

    08/14/2017 1:28:04 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 30 replies
    The Briefing Room ^ | 8/14/17 | pookie18
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  • Media guide on how to report on murders

    08/13/2017 9:22:50 PM PDT · by Lorianne · 1 replies
    Twitter ^ | unknown
  • Harry Potter and the Chamber of Obama's Secrets movie

    08/13/2017 5:38:58 PM PDT · by Mechanicos · 1 replies
    YouTube ^ | August 13, 2017 | bob smith
    A very short video of Obama's chamber of secrets.
  • VANITY * The Three Pigs * VANITY

    08/13/2017 2:07:20 PM PDT · by knarf · 6 replies
    youtube ^ | John Branyan
    Eight very short minutes.
  • Trump Solves North Korea Problem with Executive Order

    08/13/2017 9:30:07 AM PDT · by Mean Daddy · 4 replies
    Genius if you think about it.
  • Out of the Past

    08/13/2017 6:17:09 AM PDT · by Twotone · 39 replies
    Steyn On-line ^ | Aug. 12, 2017 | Mark Steyn
    Robert Mitchum was born in Connecticut one hundred years ago - August 6th 1917 - and had the kind of childhood that gives you plenty to talk about in interviews, although Mitchum rarely did. His father, a railroad worker, was crushed to death before his son's second birthday, and young Bob was eventually sent to live with his grandparents in Delaware. He was expelled from middle school for getting into a fight with the principal. Kicked out of high school, he drifted round the country, hopping freights, sleeping in boxcars, picking up a little dough digging ditches, getting jailed for...
  • Smiles for Saturday

    08/12/2017 1:53:14 PM PDT · by sodpoodle · 8 replies
    friendly emails | 8/12/2017 | unnown
    The Jewish Elbow… A Jewish grandmother is giving directions to her grown grandson who is coming to visit with his wife. "You come to the front door of the apartments. I am in apartment 301. There is a big panel at the front door. With your elbow, push button 301. I will buzz you in. Come inside and the elevator is on the right. Get in, and with your elbow, push 3rd Floor. When you get out, I'm on the left. With your elbow, hit my doorbell. OK?" "Grandma, that sounds easy, but, why am I hitting all these buttons...
  • The Death of Stalin - Official Trailer

    08/11/2017 5:12:13 PM PDT · by Snickering Hound · 62 replies
    In Cinemas Oct 20. The internal political landscape of 1950’s Soviet Russia takes on darkly comic form in a new film by Emmy award-winning and Oscar-nominated writer/director Armando Iannucci. In the days following Stalin’s collapse, his core team of ministers tussle for control; some want positive change in the Soviet Union, others have more sinister motives. Their one common trait? They’re all just desperately trying to remain alive.