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  • Stuff for Saturday

    06/17/2017 6:39:47 AM PDT · by sodpoodle · 5 replies
    comic strip appearing in the “Virginian-Pilot” is “Pearls Befoe the Swine” | 6/17/2017 | self
    MERGER TIPS FOR 2017: For all of you with any money left, be aware of the next expected mergers so that you can get in on the ground floor and make some BIG bucks. Watch for these consolidations in 2017: 1. Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W. R. Grace Co. will merge and become: Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace. 2. Polygram Records, Warner Bros., and Zesta Crackers join forces and become: Poly, Warner Cracker. 3. 3M will merge with Goodyear and become: MMMGood. 4. Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will merge and become: ZipAudiDoDa....
  • ALERT! NBC CUT THIS CLIP OF PUTIN MAKING A MOCKERY OF MEGYN KELLY!

    06/16/2017 7:49:55 PM PDT · by bigbob · 16 replies
    Youtube ^ | 6-11-17 | Breaking News TV
    BnTV brings you up-to-date international news and features on the defence industry, covering military projects, trends, products, services and more in the army sector. We are the only Youtube Channel that focuses on the technologies required by military personnel and companies working in this important field.
  • Asian Movie Weekend: Meet the In-Laws

    06/16/2017 3:39:12 PM PDT · by Fai Mao · 7 replies
    Netflicx | 2011 | Hai-Shu Li (Director)
    This has been a tough week. The shooting, the incredibly crass reaction of the democratic party to it. I have found myself getting and staying angry. That means, or so it seems to me; it is a good time to sit back with a bowl of popcorn and watch something funny. This may be the funniest movie to come out of the PRC in 20 or 25 years. There have been several US versions of this (Meet the Fokkers) as well as one from South Korea but this one is better. It is really funny. This also shows the standard...
  • Vandals alter highway sign to read 'Crooked Hillary'

    06/16/2017 11:45:35 AM PDT · by Beowulf9 · 33 replies
    http://thehill.com ^ | June 16 2017 | JOHN BOWDEN
    Vandals in New York state have altered a highway sign to read "Crooked Hillary," President Trump's favorite nickname for his former general election opponent. An exit sign on southbound Sagtikos Parkway in New York that originally read "Crooked Hill Rd" was defaced by vandals this week, who added letters to the sign to make the insult.
  • Why I Can't Get Any Work Done

    06/16/2017 11:36:35 AM PDT · by EinNYC · 34 replies
    My computer desk | 6/16/17 | Me, Myself, & I
    Move over, "The dog ate my homework". There are articles to research, friends to email, bills to be paid, weather to check. But I can't do any of that! However, I now have the BEST excuse for not getting any work done today.
  • WINTER IS TRUMPING (Game of Thrones parody)

    06/16/2017 8:35:22 AM PDT · by martin_fierro · 3 replies
    youtube ^ | 6/16/17
    I think I'll just leave this here WINTER IS TRUMPING
  • Today's Toons 6/16/17

    06/16/2017 4:15:45 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 15 replies
    The Briefing Room ^ | 6/16/17 | pookie18
    Click on link
  • Study finds surprising number of Americans think chocolate milk comes from brown cows

    06/15/2017 7:36:03 PM PDT · by Morgana · 126 replies
    WOWK 13 NEWS ^ | June 15, 2017 | Joseph Fitzwater, Assignment Editor
    (WCMH) – According to a recent survey, seven percent of Americans believe chocolate milk comes from brown cows. The survey was conducted by the Innovation Center of US Dairy.
  • Man Who Robbed Bank to Get Away From Wife Sentenced to Home Confinement

    06/15/2017 5:51:04 PM PDT · by HereInTheHeartland · 28 replies
    His plan didn't go as expected!
  • Man who robbed bank to get away from wife sentenced to home confinement

    06/15/2017 3:51:10 PM PDT · by Timpanagos1 · 30 replies
    New York Post ^ | 6/14/17
    A Kansas man who robbed a bank last September and told police that he was hoping to get caught so he would get prison time to escape his wife was sentenced Tuesday to six months of home confinement after pleading guilty, the Kansas City Star reported.
  • Have Democrats become Squirrels ?

    06/15/2017 11:32:46 AM PDT · by jcon40 · 16 replies
    Gunsandgame ^ | May 1, 2017 | Quebeccom
    Davy Crockett loves squirrels
  • Today's Toons 6/15/17

    06/15/2017 1:31:21 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 24 replies
    The Right Reasons ^ | 6/15/17 | pookie18
    Click on link
  • Hillary Clinton Compares Herself to Wonder Woman (Video)

    06/14/2017 3:08:31 PM PDT · by Stopthethreat · 50 replies
    Hillary Clinton compared herself to DC Comics superhero Wonder Woman Tuesday in a video message, which aired at the Women in Film Los Angeles’ Crystal + Lucy Awards in Beverly Hills. Clinton began by thanking Women in Film for its “commitment to lifting up women directors, producers, writers, composers and executives.” Then the former Democratic presidential nominee suggested that she and Wonder Woman were both on a quest to “save the world.” “Now I haven’t seen Wonder Woman yet, but I’m going to, in part because it’s directed by the fabulous Patty Jenkins,” Clinton said in the video. “But something...
  • Today's Toons 6/14/17

    06/14/2017 1:32:19 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 15 replies
    The Politics Forum ^ | 6/14/17 | pookie18
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  • Trump taunt over Comey tape draws disbelief (comic relief)

    06/13/2017 1:57:33 PM PDT · by Stopthethreat · 17 replies
    "It's all hot air," one person inside the White House said, speaking on condition of anonymity to describe internal water-cooler conversations. "Unless he had a recorder in his pocket, this didn't happen." The President has played coy. The White House press secretary declined again Monday to answer. Yet the final word won't come until Trump steps up and produces evidence or explains why none exists. Never mind the political or legal consequences of making such a claim -- the people CNN interviewed all said they didn't assume such a recording device existed. The Technical Services Division of the Secret Service...
  • Truth or Fiction Tuesday

    06/13/2017 7:42:17 AM PDT · by sodpoodle · 6 replies
    various and unknown | 6/17/2017 | self
    The ninety three year old lady finished her annual physical examination, the Doctor said, "You are in fine shape for your age, Mrs. Grier, but tell me: Do you still have intercourse?" "Just a minute, I'll have to ask my husband", she said. She stepped out into the crowded reception room and yelled out loud: "Bob, do we still have intercourse?" There was a complete hush - you could have heard a pin drop. Bob answered impatiently, "If I told you once, Irma, I've told you a hundred Times. What we have is... "Blue Cross!"
  • Today's Toons 6/13/17

    06/13/2017 1:32:25 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 17 replies
    The Right Reasons ^ | 6/13/17 | pookie18
    Click on link
  • Al Gore saw Fish from the Swimming in the Streets on a Sunny Day

    06/12/2017 10:15:48 PM PDT · by Attention Surplus Disorder · 44 replies
    Fox News ^ | 06/04/2017 | Al Gore
    Al Gore claims he saw Fish from the Swimming in the Streets on a Sunny Day. And the same thing is happening in Honolulu.
  • Watch: Senator Chuck Schumer Bizzare Parody of Trump’s First Cabinet Meeting

    06/12/2017 12:29:21 PM PDT · by drewh · 20 replies
    Mediaite ^ | 02:37 pm, Monday | By Aidan McLaughlin
    Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer tweeted out a video mocking President Donald Trump‘s televised meeting with cabinet members on Monday. Trump convened his top cabinet members for their first meeting, which took the shape of a bizarre session in which the heads of the administration’s executive branch agencies took turns praising Trump’s job performance and accomplishments. As CNN noted, the meeting was “not the typical way presidents have convened the top members of their governments.” Typically, “a Cabinet meeting begins with short remarks from the President before more detailed talks among the group behind closed doors.” “Instead, Trump opened with...
  • 'The Expert' Barron Trump Wears Funny T-Shirt, Plays With Fidget Spinner During White House Move

    06/12/2017 11:48:04 AM PDT · by drewh · 57 replies
    AOL News ^ | Jun 12th 2017 11:19AM | Aris Foley
    Nearly five months after President Donald Trump's inauguration, Melania Trump and son Barron officially moved into the White House on Sunday. The youngest of the Trump children, Barron, was photographed wearing a t-shirt that read "The Expert" and playing with a fidget spinner aboard the Marine One with his parents and several pieces of luggage. Barron and his mother have arrived in Washington to stay after residing in Trump Tower in New York City for the past several months while the 11-year-old finished up the academic year. SEE ALSO: Trump crashes wedding at his golf club in New Jersey The...