Humor (General/Chat)
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This guy features scalding, sarcastic criticisms of the latest sexual deviant insanity. I've just posted his scathing conservative (rational) criticism of Target's restroom policy, but all of his vids are worth a watch. They are hilarious!!!! Hope you enjoy.
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Fans don’t like to let their favorites go, but now they don’t have to. We live in a world desperate to remake, reboot, and flat-out return to beloved franchises, hunting the closest thing to a sure audience there is. But the more beloved these continuations are, they harder they are to get right. Fans want them to somehow be exactly the same while still being fresh and new, an impossible request—except, it turns out, for the return of Mystery Science Theater 3000. The show returns today on Netflix with its 11th season, 18 years after season 10 ended in 1999....
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I couldn't resist....so many memes this week “The needs of United employees outweigh the needs of the many.” #UnitedMovieLines ~United introduces nose bleed seats. #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos "We've perfected Chinese takeout" #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos ~"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You took my father's seat. Prepare to be re-accommodated." #UnitedMovieLines Our service will knock you out #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos ~United 25:17 ...And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my re-accommodation upon thee!" #UnitedMovieLines This could have been much worse. Imagine if he was wearing leggings. #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos ~"It removes itself from the plane or else it gets the hose again." #UnitedMovieLines...
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California The Governor of California is jogging with his dog along a nature trail. A coyote jumps out and attacks the Governor’s dog, then bites the Governor. The Governor starts to intervene, but reflects upon the movie “Bambi” and then realizes he should stop because the coyote is only doing what is natural. He calls animal control. Animal Control captures the coyote and bills the state $200 testing it for diseases and $500 for relocating it. He calls a veterinarian. The vet collects the dead dog and bills the State $200 testing it for diseases. The Governor goes to hospital...
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Not the best video quality but good audio. This song was looped through probably 1/3 of the street level shops throughout Hong Kong for many years. I'd hear it every day. I have no idea why it was so popular. Aye-yi-yi Your my little Butterfly
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Because sometimes we need a video like this to distract us from the dumpster fire that is currently going on out there. People prank other people all the time, as YouTube is filled with tons of prank — some better than others. But when it comes down to it you don’t need a lot to prank someone. All you need is to have a little bit of harmless fun. And that’s exactly what these grandparents were up to. Grandparents Marietta Spencer Tyks and Tommy Tyks are blowing up on the internet after Marietta decided to prank her husband. That’s right,...
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Malia Obama has become a fashion sensation during her New York City internship and she totally outdid herself Apr. 11. The teen wore nothing but a shirt with no pants and you’ve got to see how she pulled it off! Is Malia Obama trying to start a new trend of going without pants? She sure looked like it when the always fashionable 18-year-old arrived to work at The Weinstein Company in New York. The weather was beautiful and sunny, so she wore a short-sleeved blue collared shirt that is perfect for spring. Apparently she also wanted show off her long...
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"Charlie Murphy, Eddie's older brother, and a very successful and popular stand-up comedian in his own right has died ... TMZ has learned. According to Charlie's manager, he died from leukemia Wednesday morning in a NYC hospital. He'd been going undergoing chemotherapy. Family members tell us they're absolutely shocked because they thought he was getting better. "
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Hillary Clinton Models Katy Perry's 'Hillary Clinton' Shoe Design (Lucite Heel and All) BY EMILY KIRKPATRICK•@KIRKPATE Hillary Clinton Models Katy Perry's 'Hillary Clinton' Shoe Design Over the course of her life, Hillary Clinton has had many important titles bestowed upon her. Now she can add “fashion muse” to the list Over the course of her life, Hillary Clinton has had many important titles bestowed upon her. Of course, she was the First Lady of the United States for eight years, the Senator of New York for eight years, Secretary of State for four, and the first woman to ever be...
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WASHINGTON — The Pentagon announced Tuesday it had awarded a sole-source contract to United Airlines for work related to the forcible removal of President Bashar al-Assad from Syria. The contract, worth $2.1 billion, tasks the airline company with locating Assad, grabbing him from his seat in the presidential palace, and “dragging him out of Damascus by his arms.” The contract also notes that Assad should be “asked several times, politely” to give up his seat of power, though if he refuses, United workers should bloody his nose up a bit, according to the posting at FedBizOpps. The award comes just...
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I heard y'all like firearms, so I decided to link this clip, especially since it made me laugh out loud in a quiet public place... And I am bored to high heaven anyway. Enjoy!
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Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards he local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water.
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Well, that didn't take long. Somebody has already found - and posted on YouTube - what appears to be a short United Airlines training video.
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