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  • JiLL STeiN FoR CaT LiTTeR...

    11/29/2016 3:55:53 PM PST · by upchuck · 4 replies
    Zero Hedge ^ | Nov 29, 2016 | williambanzai7
    Only the force of government keeps these often abusive entities alive.
  • John Kasich considered for post master general spot. [satire]

    11/29/2016 9:26:21 AM PST · by nikos1121 · 48 replies
    11/29/2016 | nikos1121
    Couldn't resist posting this sarcasm for our funny bunch here. Throw in some others you find hilarious.
  • I don’t belong in tech

    11/29/2016 5:32:51 AM PST · by spintreebob · 172 replies
    medium.com ^ | 11/25/16 | Saron Yitbarek
    <p>It was dark and cold that night I stomped down Broadway, talking to my then-boyfriend-now-husband about my feelings. I am always talking about my feelings, and he is always listening. He “mhm”s at the right places and doesn’t interrupt and sometimes says good things at the end. Sometimes he says wrong things, and then I have to explain why those things are wrong, taking us down an emotional tangent that is frustrating and exhausting, but he’s trying to be helpful, I tell myself and breathe. Bless his little heart.</p>
  • Today's Toons 11/29/16

    11/29/2016 3:23:15 AM PST · by pookie18 · 7 replies
    The Right Reasons ^ | 11/29/16 | pookie18
    Click on link
  • NFL Live Thread Week 13

    11/28/2016 9:56:20 PM PST · by Bender2 · 85 replies
    ESPN.com ^ | ESPN.com
    NFL Live Thread Week 13 Thursday, Dec. 1 8:25 p.m. ET Cowboys at Vikings Sunday, Dec. 4 1 p.m. ET Chiefs at Falcons 1 p.m. ET Lions at Saints 1 p.m. ET Rams at Patriots 1 p.m. ET Broncos at Jaguars 1 p.m. ET Texans at Packers 1 p.m. ET Eagles at Bengals 1 p.m. ET Dolphins at Ravens 1 p.m. ET 49ers at Bears 4:05 p.m. ET Bills at Raiders 4:25 p.m. ET Giants at Steelers 4:25 p.m. ET Redskins at Cardinals 4:25 p.m. ET Buccaneers at Chargers 8:30 p.m. ET Panthers at Seahawks Monday, Dec. 5 8:30 p.m....
  • Today's Toons 11/28/16

    11/28/2016 3:37:01 AM PST · by pookie18 · 13 replies
    The Briefing Room ^ | 11/28/16 | pookie18
    Click on link
  • President Trump works as a Waiter at his own Hotel (Aired on Oprah 2011)

    11/27/2016 12:18:32 PM PST · by beaversmom · 10 replies
    Oprah via You Tube ^ | Nov 25, 2016 | This Information
    Published on Nov 25, 2016 Donald Trump spending a day in the shoes of his employees at Trump Tower Chicago. Aired on the Oprah Winfrey show, 2011
  • Would Romney choose Egg McMuffin as his deputy Secretary of State?

    11/27/2016 10:01:07 AM PST · by WilliamIII · 26 replies
    Nov 27 2016 | WilliamIII
    Just wondering. Maybe I'm wrong, but I got the impression they were working together during the election campaign. In the end, McMuffin didn't even get enough votes to be elected mayor of McDonaldland, but we were all a little nervous before election night.
  • Cops To Drunk Drivers: We’ll Make You Listen To One Direction

    11/26/2016 5:02:08 PM PST · by ButThreeLeftsDo · 20 replies
    WCCO.com ^ | 11/26/16 | WCCO.com
    A small Minnesota police department’s tweet went viral this week after it threatened to subject drunk drivers to the music of One Direction. Just before the Thanksgiving holiday weekend, police in Wyoming, a city 30 miles north of the Twin Cities, tweeted the warning, which went on to garner, as of Saturday afternoon, more than 5,000 retweets and 9,000 likes. In the tweet, police warned that drunk drivers will be caught, arrested and made to listen to “One Direction cover bands on the way to jail.” There was no mention of the Eighth Amendment, which protects citizens from “cruel and...
  • Vanity

    11/26/2016 9:51:44 AM PST · by al baby · 16 replies
    Facebook | Happy Day | Self
  • White House Press release on Passing of Castro (satire)

    11/26/2016 7:29:44 AM PST · by Michael.SF. · 15 replies
    Vanity | Nov. 26, 2016 | Michael.sf
    WHITEHOUSE – Following the passing of Cuban leader Fidel Castro, President Obama would like to extend his deepest sympathy to the family and friends of President Castro as well as to the people of Cuban: “Not only are myself and Michelle, but the nation, indeed the world, are mourning the passing of not only a historic leader, but a man of the people of the island nation of Cuba. Of all of my signature achievements, and there are many, perhaps the one I am most proud of was opening the doors to normalization of relations between our nations. America, as...
  • Report: Trump's Margin in Wisconsin Shrinks by Thousands of Votes Ahead of Recount [fake news]

    11/25/2016 6:40:29 PM PST · by Freedom of Speech Wins · 142 replies
    Donald Trump’s margin of victory in Wisconsin appears to be shrinking even before the state’s recount gets underway, according to a new report that cites a number of precincts padding the vote count in Trump’s favor. According to the Palmer Report, some precincts realized the numbers were padded to benefit Trump and had to revise their numbers. As a result, 5,000 votes were essentially wiped out of Trump’s column in an instant. What’s particularly puzzling, the report noted, is that Clinton’s numbers remained virtually unchanged, despite Trump losing thousands of votes from his total.
  • CORRECTED: CNN, RCN Deny Reports of Porn Airing on Channel in Boston

    11/25/2016 3:30:58 PM PST · by mdittmar · 28 replies
    Variety ^ | November 25, 2016 | | Variety Staff
    This story was updated at 2:07 p.m. PT and again at 2:35 p.m. PT to reflect new information; see correction below.CNN and cable operator RCN are denying reports that 30 minutes of pornography aired on the channel designated for CNN in the Boston area on Thursday night.According to online reports, subscribers of RCN cable in the Boston area were surprised to find hard-core porn airing on CNN’s channel around 11 p.m. ET Thursday, when CNN was slated to air a rerun of the Anthony Bourdain culinary travelogue series “Parts Unknown.”CNN initially issued a statement pegging RCN as the culprit and...
  • Today's Toons 11/25/16

    11/25/2016 3:23:42 AM PST · by pookie18 · 11 replies
    The Briefing Room ^ | 11/25/16 | pookie18
    Click on link
  • "Just the two of us" mashup

    11/24/2016 2:09:36 PM PST · by Vanders9 · 6 replies
    You tube ^ | 11/24/16 | The Pledge
    So clever...
  • Atlanta Astronaut Eats Thanksgiving Dinner in Space

    11/24/2016 12:37:28 PM PST · by Cecily · 13 replies
    Atlanta Journal Constitution ^ | November 24, 2016 | Nicole D. Smith
    Like many Atlantans, astronaut Shane Kimbrough plans to gather around the table and eat a traditional Thanksgiving meal. But this traditional meal certainly isn't typical. Kimbrough—along with five other space crew members—are aboard the International Space Station (ISS), orbiting many miles away in space on Thanksgiving Day. Kimbrough is one of two Americans on board, but all of the astronauts—who are from the U.S., France and Russia—will dig into a space-friendly version of a quintessential, American Thanksgiving meal: packets of turkey, green beans, candied yams and mashed potatoes. In order to eat dinner, the orbiting men and women just add...
  • Welcome back and voting help for my website (vanity)

    11/24/2016 8:27:56 AM PST · by SouthWall · 9 replies
    11/24/2016 | Doug Wall
    I am trying to improve my website, Not for Liberals I've added a "Welcome Back" and "You have already Voted" code (php)that I need a couple of you guys to hit. I use ip address to limit voting, so I can only test once by myself Thank you for your help. Oh, and while you are there, click on a category to see a random quote from that category
  • Hillary at Thanksgiving

    11/24/2016 8:10:05 AM PST · by GreyFriar · 45 replies
    American Spectator ^ | Nov 24, 2016 | JUDAH FRIEDMAN
    Imagine there’s no presidency, no deplorables too… Over the past few days I have asked a few friends what they think life is like for Hillary Clinton right now. Of course this is a hypothetical question, since they don’t know, but it is sort of an interesting idea to let your mind wander and wonder what life is like inside Casa Clinton; not just inside the actual house, but inside her actual head. Caution: we are entering an unsafe and scary space. Let’s start with the outside of the house. I’m sure it’s heavily guarded with Secret Service and private...
  • Vanity--I am especially thankful today for Jim Rob and for al of you adorable deplorable Freepers

    11/24/2016 7:02:47 AM PST · by RooRoobird20 · 45 replies
    Me | Nov 24, 2016 | Me
    I just want to tell Jim Rob and my wonderful Freeper family that I am very, very thankful for you all. Your intelligence, cleverness and incredible sense of humor helped me stay informed and smiling during this last very stressful presidential election. I love you all, have a blessed and enjoyable Thanksgiving! XOXO
  • Today's Toons 11/24/16

    11/24/2016 4:49:25 AM PST · by pookie18 · 11 replies
    The Right Reasons ^ | 11/24/16 | pookie18
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