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  • Anthony Weiner Sends Flirtatious Messages To Republican Activist Posing As Woman

    08/14/2016 9:26:56 AM PDT · by Morgana · 24 replies
    dailycaller.com ^ | August 14, 2016 | Evan Gahr
    Here is one more reason for Hillary Clinton to short circuit. “Carlos Danger” just re-invented himself as a mongoose. The New York Post on Saturday published Anthony Weiner’s racy direct Twitter messages to a male college Republican leader who catfished him from the girlie handle “Nikki.” Weiner, at a Los Angeles hotel last month for an appearance on “Real Time With Bill Maher,” playfully described himself as a “mongoose,” joked about his “staff” and even gave “Nikki” his personal cell phone number so “she” could locate him. “Text and I’ll hit that location button thing,” the husband of Clinton’s top-aide...
  • Squirrel Steals GoPro, Makes Greatest Film of Our Time

    08/13/2016 4:06:28 PM PDT · by stylecouncilor · 49 replies
    Good Housekeeping ^ | Aug. 12, 2016 | Traci Newman
    Some rodents are more than scurrying little mammals. Some rodents are auteurs. This brazen little squirrel director steals a GoPro camera and makes a video shot entirely from its point of view, giving us a private tour of the trees from up above. After snatching the camera off the ground, it takes off running and scales the tree, showing us a day in the life of the intrepid little explorer. Thankfully, the squirrel also had excellent manners, and made sure to drop the camera back down where the owner could easily grab it and share this visionary masterpiece.
  • Old Man Strength At Muscle Beach (video - this is much fun)

    08/12/2016 6:02:02 PM PDT · by RoosterRedux · 20 replies
    Video LinkHeard about this today at my gym. Much fun.
  • PHOTO: Hillary Attempts/Fails to Perform Human Wink

    08/12/2016 1:11:01 PM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 98 replies
    Getty Images ^ | August 12, 2016 | PJ-Comix
    This is from Getty Images so I can't post it on FR but you can see the incredibly bizarre image HERE. It looks like Hillary is trying to imitate a human being winking but fails miserably in such a way it actually looks scary.
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    08/12/2016 6:05:27 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 52 replies
    Impressive Chinese Dive Why is that pool green? It could be algae. Or maybe …. Stealth marketing for new Olympic sponsor, MidoriPool always loved the Chicago River’s St. Patrick’s Day shtickSecret chemical that turns pee green + Russians panic-dumping samples before surprise WADA inspectionMany people are saying that Donald Trump’s pool cleaning service is not everything the ads promiseSynchronized divers’ microbiomes went a little rogue after that one jump, if you know what we meanGFP GMOsWater actually gold but shows up as green on new-fangled color TVs*A tale of eldritch horror from the benthic depths“Blood-colored” feels a little too...
  • What Are Your Favorite Donald Trumpisms?

    08/12/2016 4:16:57 AM PDT · by nikos1121 · 56 replies
    8/12/2016 | Nikos1121
    For the past year we've heard some great lines from Donald Trump to the point that, you'll hear one or two words and immediately attribute them to him. Here are some of my favorites. What are yours? -”IT’s going to be yuuuuuuuuuuuuuugge!” -”Give me a break!” -”IT’s going to be Big League!” -”Alright, get them out a here!” -”I love you too. He’s a guy, but so what.” -”You’re going to say, Mr. Trump, Mr. Trump please stop we’re tired of winning, and I’m going to say no, we’re going to keep winning!” -”You’re going to see a lot of...
  • Today's Toons 8/12/16

    08/12/2016 1:28:08 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 12 replies
    The Briefing Room ^ | 8/12/16 | pookie18
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  • Today's Toons 8/11/16

    08/11/2016 1:29:00 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 12 replies
    The Right Reasons ^ | 8/11/16 | pookie18
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  • Groom Flees When Bride Arrives at Airport

    08/10/2016 1:39:45 PM PDT · by nickcarraway · 21 replies
    Emirates 24/7 ^ | Wednesday, August 10, 2016
    Married her after seeing photosAn Egyptian groom waited for several hours at a Saudi airport for his bride to arrive. When he finally saw her, he fled. The man said he decided to marry that girl after he saw her pictures sent by his brother in Egypt when he asked him to search for a bride for him. “When he saw at the airport in Saudi Arabia, instead of rushing to hug her, he fled. People chased the man and caught him as they thought he stole something from the bride, but she told them he is her husband,” an...
  • Martin Sheen on Trump: 'Empty-Headed Moron'

    08/10/2016 12:28:48 PM PDT · by rktman · 74 replies
    newsmax.com ^ | 8/10/2016 | Clyde Hughes
    Actor Martin Sheen called Donald Trump an "empty-headed moron" during an interview with The Hollywood Reporter that was posted online Tuesday. Sheen, who for seven years played President Jed Bartlet in the television series "The West Wing," was discussing his upcoming movie "The Vessel" when the question-and-answer interview turned to politics. Sheen, a longtime liberal activist and supporter of Hillary Clinton, did not hold back his feelings on the Republican presidential nominee. "Oh, Don Trump. He makes me laugh, in that nobody seems to get it yet," Sheen told THR. When asked what people didn't get, Sheen added: "That he's...
  • These 80-Year-Olds' Exact Replica of Taylor Swift's "Shake It Off" Is Unbelievable

    08/10/2016 12:07:06 PM PDT · by RummyChick · 8 replies
    elle ^ | 7/26 | bailey
    The heyday of Taylor Swift "Shake It Off" covers seemed over—and then this incredible last entry came along. Meet the residents of New Zealand's Julia Wallace Retirement Village, who star in their very own replica of Swift's video. The costumes are spot on! The dancing is spot on! (There is even a bit of breakdancing in there!) The Swift attitude is uncanny!
  • Today's Toons 8/10/16

    08/10/2016 1:31:00 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 11 replies
    The Right Reasons ^ | 8/10/16 | pookie18
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  • Today's Toons 8/9/16

    08/09/2016 1:34:57 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 9 replies
    The Right Reasons ^ | 8/9/16 | pookie18
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  • Greatest/Comedian/Actor in our History

    08/08/2016 3:24:30 PM PDT · by gigster · 407 replies
    Who do you think is historically our greatest actor and comedian?
  • CHRISTIAN TIMES NEWSPAPER BREAKING: Hillary has tongue cancer, doctor admits

    08/07/2016 11:34:17 PM PDT · by Secret Agent Man · 85 replies
    CHRISTIAN TIMES NEWSPAPER ^ | 8/1/2016 | ADMIN1
    After last week’s Democratic National Convention, new rumors are circulating that Hillary Clinton’s health may not be exactly as she claims. New pictures suggest that the Democratic presidential nominee may have symptoms of Oropharyngeal cancer, and a world-class oncologist has agreed
  • Today's Toons 8/8/16

    08/08/2016 1:32:12 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 14 replies
    The Briefing Room ^ | 8/8/16 | pookie18
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  • Government's Secret Security Plan

    08/07/2016 6:48:58 PM PDT · by VA Voter · 8 replies
    email from a friend
    Because of my preferred status with the Obama Administration, they provided me with special instructions that provide security not available to you regular folks. Here are the steps I took. -I removed my Confederate Rebel flag (which you can’t buy on EBAY any more) and peeled the NRA sticker off my front window. -I disconnected my home alarm system and quit the Neighborhood Watch. -I then bought two Pakistani flags, plus a Saudi and a Iranian flag and put one at each corner of my property. -Then I purchased the black flag of ISIS (which you CAN buy on EBAY)...
  • Video: Trump Mocks Clinton's 'Short Circuit' Comment

    08/07/2016 2:47:27 PM PDT · by rickmichaels · 20 replies
    Aug. 6, 2016 | AP
    [Video Link:] Donald Trump mocked Hillary Clinton at a campaign rally in New Hampshire Saturday night over a comment she made saying she 'short-circuited' when discussing her email controversy.
  • Mika Brzezinski Learns About 'Furries' | msnbc (from 2014)

    08/07/2016 12:20:45 PM PDT · by EveningStar · 28 replies
    YouTube ^ | December 10, 2014 | MSNBC
    Mika Brzezinski learns what a "Furry" is and promptly runs off set.
  • Completion of I-22 could trigger apocalypse

    08/07/2016 11:10:27 AM PDT · by Tolerance Sucks Rocks · 22 replies
    AL.com ^ | April 19-20, 2016 | Matt Mitchell, The Ostrich
    Just as construction crews were putting the finishing touches on Interstate 22 this week, rumors began to circulate that the road's completion may set off a chain of events that could destroy humanity and bring civilization to it's knees. According to a Wikipedia article created last night, Interstate 22, formerly known as "Corridor X" and "Ye Olden Highway," is considered to be North America's very first construction project. Native American documents dating back to 800 AD show plans to clear a path from Memphis to Birmingham, giving Midwestern tribes of 19-22 year-olds the quickest route to destroying Alabama's pristine beaches...