Humor (General/Chat)
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Pedophile Airways and Island Resort announced today that it has reduced its prices and will give "double miles" to increase traffic to the resort. Double miles may be earned at any retail store or public educational facility operating under President Obama's "anything goes bathroom rules". Dreaming of a get away with that 12 year old boy or girl? Why while away the hours at the NSA, DEA, BLM, EPA, BLS, etc. watching child porn when you can be on a plane and in the action within hours. Many payment plans are available. Can't spend those kickbacks from the BLM job......
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Karen Richardson of Victor, Idaho was visiting the scenic park last week when she saw a man and his son roll up to a ranger station with a baby bison in the back of their SUV. "They were demanding to speak with a ranger," Richardson told EastIdahoNews.com. "They were seriously worried that the calf was freezing and dying."
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Police in Tobermory, Ont., pulled a red car from the harbour early Friday morning after a Kitchener woman followed instructions from her GPS and drove down a boat launch and into the water. Ontario Provincial Police said the woman was following her GPS "when she took a wrong turn into Little Tub Harbour" late Thursday night. It was raining, dark and foggy at the time. Combining "weather conditions and the driver being new to the area, a fully submerged vehicle was the result," police said in a release.
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Might agree with a few of their tweets.
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Russia President Vladimir Putin looks on, bemused, as the handle on the door of the armored SUV comes off in the hand of General Aleksandr Shevchenko, while th
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Okay, I'm a big Trump supporter and I am glad that Seldon Adelson ANNOUNCED in the Washington Post that he also supports Trump. However, one line from Adelson's announcement has me really perplexed: Despite being the grandson of a Welsh coal miner and the son of a Boston cab driver, I’ve had the remarkable experience of being part of almost 50 different businesses in my more than 70-year business career. A Welsh coal miner? Really? This is as perplexing as if Adelson had announced that he was the grandson of a Samurai warrior.
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The vet said the anti-scratch cone would be $50.00....Tractor Supply had it for $19.95.....I want one of these
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This is one of the funniest scenes from a very funny movie.
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https://www.youtube.com/embed/G0PekTUmBdY?feature=player_embedded Some humor for y'all.
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London, UKThe US secretary of state, John Kerry, reacts as he sits between David Cameron and theColombian president, Jose Manuel Santos, during the anti-corruption summit at Lancaster House. Photograph: EPA
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During the first round of municipal elections in Beirut, Lebanese voters took to social media - with one posting a picture of him voting for a “Shawarma with extra garlic sauce.” The post has been shared widely as citizens, many of whom frustrated that Lebanon has not been able to elect a president since 2014, expressed both frustration and excitement in voting in the first elections of any kind since 2010. Local media reported a decisive victory for the “Beirutis” list, headed by Jamal Itani, after his announcement based on initial results. Final results were to be announced later on...
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MEXICO CITY – Starting in June, former President Vicente Fox will have a weekly prime-time program on Mexico’s Milenio TV, the network’s director-general said. “Fox Populi” will be broadcast on Tuesday nights, Carlos Marin said. The program will feature Fox and Milenio analysts discussing national and international issues. In an appearance Monday night on Marin’s talk show, Fox said his experience lecturing at foreign universities has allowed him to compare the situation in Mexico with that in other countries.
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"Lizzie Warren" To the Tune of Lizzie Borden as performed by The Chad Mitcell Trio here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-b5HyuDM9c Yesterday in Massachussets, they took Lizzie aside Since they needed her on Twitter, defending Clinton's pride So Lizzen Warren started tweeting like she had an axe to grind Don't worry, she's not Weiner, so no pics of her behind ‘Cause you can’t tweet your privates up in Massachusetts Not even if it’s planned as a surprise No, you can’t tweet your privates up in Massachusetts You know how neighbors love to criticize She sat down on her sofa and for some courage poured...
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A new parody app about Donald Trump is a hit, climbing to No. 5 on the list of most downloaded apps in the U.S. iTunes App Store. The objective of the game is to build a wall (as “huuuge” as you can). You’re not building the wall on the U.S.-Mexico border, however. The wall is being built in front a building that looks like the White House with Trump’s name plastered across it. “This game and all characters in it are entirely fictional,” is the message you see when you open up the “Trump’s Wall” app. But everything on the...
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<p>A Big Apple mom tried to surprise her daughter at college by sneaking into her dorm, but wound up breaking into the wrong room and snapping a selfie on a stranger’s bed — completely mortifying her millennial offspring.</p>
<p>Deanna Pilling traveled from her Morningside Heights apartment to Utah State University last week to pick up 18-year-old McKenna, who had just completed her first year at the school.</p>
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