Posted on 05/12/2016 9:37:20 AM PDT by CGASMIA68
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Some humor for y'all.
Wow, they really milked that crossing the street gag....
An old guy meets an old woman at a retirement community in Florida. They like each other, and the woman suggests that they should start living together. The guy says sure.
“But first I have two questions.” She says. “First, how are you doing financially?” “I’m doing well. I have a pension, and investments.” “Good. Next, what’s the sex thing like with you?”
He was a little embarrassed and said, “Infrequently.” She asked, “ Is that one or two words?”
Very Good! Although that guy probably would’nt get it right away.
She is looking for him one day, and asks at the desk if they’ve seen Harold. They say that Harold went for a walk with Stella. She goes outside, and she sees Harold with Stella at the other side of the lake, Harold has his pants down and Stella holding his penis.
That night, a devastated Shirley asks Harold “I thought we had something special!” “Is Stella prettier than me?” “No” “Is she a better conversationalist than me?” “No” “Does she have more money than me?” “No”
“Than what does Stella have that I don’t have?” He looks at her and says, “Parkinson’s”
LOL!!!
My Aunt at 98 years of age told us that one 10 years ago.Always funny
You owe me a keyboard>! LOLOL
That was an old Myron Cohen joke. At least 30 years old.
Much needed humor break.
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