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I took down my Rebel flag (which you CAN'T buy on ebay any more) and peeled the NRA sticker off the front door. I disconnected my home alarm system and quit the Neighborhood Watch. I went out and bought two Pakistani flags and put one at each corner of the front yard. Then I purchased the black flag of ISIS (which you CAN buy on ebay) and ran it up the flag pole. NOW, the local police, sheriff, FBI, CIA, NSA, Homeland Security, Secret Service and other agencies are all watching my house 24/7. I've NEVER felt safer and I'm...

There's a difference between someone who lives on Staten Island and a real Staten Islander. What makes you an authentic resident of the forgotten borough? We'd love to hear your suggestions. For instance: Do you know these roads down to the location of each pothole? Have you ever gotten into a heated argument about which Island pizzeria is best? Do R-rated adjectives accompany any reference of the Verrazano-Narrows Bridge toll? Any mention of that Tex-Mex restaurant just over the Outerbridge Crossing makes your mouth water. Is the best place to sit on the Staten Island Ferry the lower level, opposite...

Delegates found duct-taped in Cruz's trunk! Closed circuit video of unaware delegate prior to being stolen by Cruz. Cruz even broke his thumbs before stealing him! (Reverse excerpt. Read less at my blog)

Will the last Republican in California please turn out the light?

ALBANY, NY – With pressure mounting and the stakes sky high in New York’s fast approaching Democrat primary, Hillary Clinton has suggested that Bernie Sanders validate his pro-choice credentials by choosing to subject himself to a 298th trimester abortion. “But that’s insane! That would kill me!” protested Sanders at a New York City Feel the Bern rally attended by tens of thousands of non-aborted pro-choice progressives advocating for the right to murder children and steal the property of those left alive. “While I’m all for a woman’s right to murder her unborn child for any reason or no reason at...

Song Joong Ki: Descendants of the Sun actor lands on 'Hell Notes' in China April 8, 2016 10:14 SGT By Gungeet Kaur Immensely popular South Korean actor Song Joong Ki, who plays army captain Yoo Shi Jin in the record-breaking series Descendants of the Sun, has reached another level. According to reports swirling around the net, the pictures of the 30-year-old actor clad in army uniform are being imprinted on the hell notes for the departed souls in China. Reportedly, on seeing the adoration of the star among people, many merchants got Joong Ki's picture printed on joss paper and...

With that said, bring on the silliness....

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The plan arose out of complaints that overly aggressive topless women...

This is one fish will not be seeing the other end of a septum tank. A tiny pet fish named Peeping Tom, aptly named for his love of creepily staring at people while they were in the shower, sadly passed away after his owner's dad mistakenly moved his fish bowl into a too-shady part of the house. [unedited title at link]

If you’ve ever stayed up late at night, there on your futon, restless, staring at your popcorn ceiling, wondering what a Trump vs. Sanders town hall/debate would look like… then sleep well tonight, friends. We’ve got you covered. Behold: YOUTUBE LINK: https://youtu.be/9In0Xf8HH4k Finally we have some answers on what Bernie Sanders will do regards jobs. Well…we have the most we’re going to get out of him. Cut him some slack, he didn’t earn a paycheck until he was 40. At least he gave us some clarity on where he stands on China and TPP. Right? Schools? Jobs? Yes, frankly, all...

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Amusing video take off on the Terminator, featuring Trump vs Romney, Rubio & Cruz

Tell your FNG story! I just saw a locked thread so couldn't post there-- wherin one FReeper calls another NOOB. How young must one be on FR to be a NOOB? So I looked... 2010!! I figured it was a joke as the accuser's account was a 2016 sign-up. SO.... At my first squadron as an ensign, fresh outta Electronic Warefare school (se habla espanol.. any guesses where? Second hint, ground-based naval aircraft...) I showed up at the O-club for lunch. I'm a normal guy, not too much attitude for a typical JO. When allofa sudden, another fella I recognized...

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It votes for the Donald or it gets the hose again. Please, mister, Trump was a democrat just a few years ago and he'll never build a wall!!! IT VOTES FOR THE DONALD OR IT GETS THE HOSE AGAIN. Isn't that right, Precious? It will get the hose. Mister, he's a stalking-horse for Hillary and his negatives are too high!!! VOTE FOR THE &@&*#ING TRUMP!!! VOTE TRUMPTROPE VUMP!TUMP VROPEVOTE TRUMP!

CLEVELAND, Ohio – April 4, 2016 wins a triple crown in the department of cosmic coincidences. The day marks Major League Baseball's Opening Day, the NCAA basketball championship and Square Root Day. All provide potential fodder for math geeks who scrupulously compile baseball stats, slaved over Sweet 16 and Final 4 basketball playoff match-ups, and appreciate a date when both the month and date are the square root of the year's last two digits (4,4,16).

The Spanish Prime Minister has announced moves to cut the working day by two hours and bring an end to the siesta, in an attempt to bring the country into line with its European counterparts. Mariano Rajoy, the head of the centre-right coalition government, wants to scrap the universally-observed three-hour midday break.