Posted on 04/07/2016 7:47:48 AM PDT by StevenCrowder
If you’ve ever stayed up late at night, there on your futon, restless, staring at your popcorn ceiling, wondering what a Trump vs. Sanders town hall/debate would look like… then sleep well tonight, friends. We’ve got you covered. Behold:
YOUTUBE LINK: https://youtu.be/9In0Xf8HH4k
Finally we have some answers on what Bernie Sanders will do regards jobs. Well…we have the most we’re going to get out of him. Cut him some slack, he didn’t earn a paycheck until he was 40. At least he gave us some clarity on where he stands on China and TPP. Right?
Schools? Jobs? Yes, frankly, all those things you wanted? Covered. Bernie says they’re HUMAN RIGHTS. Even your right to be a lazy dumbass with a popcorn ceiling. Seriously? Fix that crap. May I recommend Trump Ceilings? They’re frankly the best ceilings. Get a Trump ceiling and you’ll never want to see any other ceiling. Ever. Truthfully. All the polls say they’re the best.
But let’s be real here. People who can take care of themselves, like Mark Rippetoe, don’t need Bernie Sanders or Donald to take care of them. They can take care of themselves. The purpose of Government was never to be Daddy Warbucks. It was never intended to be a bloated pig where losers would sidle up to suck at the teet. Grownups with jobs, who work for themselves, discovered that long ago. But thanks.
Made it to 2:00, couldn’t take it anymore. Far from hilarious.
Brilliant. How long did it take for your voice to recuperate from the Bern?
Great job, LOL!
Drag out some really funny Hillary stuff.
https://youtu.be/2kNYkgcQzXE
Great impersonations. ‘Bernie’ needs yellow teeth and more spitting. He sounds like the ardvaark from “The Ant And The Ardvaark”. :)
Oh we’ve got plenty in store.
Nicely done Steven, nicely done !
Noted.
Hilarious!
Me too, only didn’t make it that far.
It wasn’t hilarious, and while it is a half-decent impersonation of Trump, it completely misrepresents Trump’s positions.
Let the butt-hurt flow through you...
Sorry Crowder, by far your worse post. Will probably not click on posts from you in the future.
I stated verifiable facts without rancor; you responded with gutter language. Typical of your team.
We (5 adults) are cracking up. Great comedy talent. Fun to watch. Thanks.
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