Humor (General/Chat)
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This is an absolutely hilarious video of two women in a convenience store who refuse to open the register for a robber. The women then leave the store and lock the door from the outside. The now-trapped crook realizes he is trapped and goes nuts trying to break out. The security bars on the windows foil him and finally the police come and nab him. All the while he is moaning that “I’m going to jail.”
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Two young men were out in the woods on a camping trip, when the came upon this great trout brook. They stayed there all day, enjoying the fishing, which was super. At the end of the day, knowing that they would be graduating from college soon, they vowed that they would meet, in twenty years, at the same place and renew the experience. Twenty years later, they met and traveled to a spot near where they had been years before. They walked into the woods and before long came upon a brook. One of the men said to the other,...
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July 4th Fun - I am thinking Trump SHOULD start wearing Masks with attacks on the Press and Democrats.
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WASHINGTON, D.C.—There has been talk about canceling the Trump-Biden debates, since Biden might have trouble competing with Trump's scathing wit and daunting intellect, or at least might just have trouble stringing together sentences. But Trump, being generous in demeanor and full of grace, has offered to give Biden a full 30-minute head start on all debate responses. The president made the offer at a press conference this morning. "We want this to be a fair fight," he said. "Biden can go ahead and take an extra thirty minutes. Heck, he could take an extra hour. I'm very tough to debate...
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Democrats say the president should use his emergency powers to mandate that everyone must wear a mask in public to improve our health and our economy. Ok, if we're now using emergency powers to negate the constitution and separation of powers, there are lots of things the president can do improve our health and our economy. For example: He can declare a total tax holiday for the next six months (hmmm... make it retractive to the first of the year), including all federal, state and local income taxes, payroll taxes, real estate taxes, sales taxes, excise taxes, fuel taxes, telephone...
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This is a link... and i thought the bumper stickers would be funny. Biden Lance Bottoms
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Welcome To.... 'Amy's Place' welcomes all poets and those who enjoy poetry.'Amy's Place' is more than just about poetry.Come in, relax, and share with fellow FReepersyour thoughts about any of the things on the *Menu*. Enjoy! :) Never Forget! Bad Penny Amy's personal guardian ~ the ever charming, lovable, huggable, LouieWolf Many thanks for stopping by. : )
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Biden on Fox News lying about the history of the virus in the US...
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This piece below is 100% fun lunacy. If you are not in the mood to read an absurd pointless piece, then read no further . . . ___________ "There is good solid evidence for the reality of UFO's", say some people. My reply to them is this: ____________ I believe in UFO's. Just yesterday my wife and I were out in the back yard when an Unidentified Flying Object landed on our patio table as we were relaxing sipping tea. Good Lands! I exclaimed, what can that be? My wife immediately recognized it as a UFO. I noticed that it...
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A woman, cranky because her husband was late coming home again, decided to leave a note, saying, "I've had it and have left you...don't bother coming after me" Then she hid under the bed to see his reaction. After a short while the husband comes home and she could hear him in the kitchen before he comes into the bedroom. She could see him walk towards the dresser and pick up the note... After a few minutes he wrote something on it before picking up the phone and calling someone... "She's finally gone...yeah I know, about bloody time, I'm coming...
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Video LinkI'm a big Weird Al fan, but I wonder how long it will be until BLM is offended by his James Brown "blackface."
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This is why Carson was, and will forever be, the king of late night.
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China 'demands Muslims eat PORK dumplings during a traditional Han festival' as investigation shows Beijing forces birth control onto Uighur women in 'demographic genocide' Beijing's officials brought pork-filled dumplings known as 'zong zi' to Uighurs' homes, a rights group claimed Those who refused to eat them on the Dragon Boat Festival would allegedly be taken to re-education camps The Chinese government is taking draconian measures to slash birth rates with Uighurs and other minorities Some experts are calling the four-year campaign in the region of Xinjiang form of 'demographic genocide' The state subjects minority women to pregnancy checks, intrauterine devices,...
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In the last several days it has come out that "30 Rock" creator and star Tina Fey has decided that four episodes of the show "30 Rock", will be pulled from viewing because there were incidents of Blackface in them. I find this all absurd as the very concept of comedy has been turned on it's ear by Political Correctness. The concept of Satire and Sarcasm just no longer has a place in the venue of comedy. I suppose all sorts of past entertainment will now be erased from history. Anyone old enough to remember Dean Martin and Sammy Davis...
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THE BOTTLE OF WINE For all of us who are married, were married, wish you were married, or wish you weren't married, this is something to smile about the next time you see a bottle of wine: Tom was driving home from a business trip in Northern Arizona when he saw an elderly Navajo man walking on the side of the road. As the trip was a long and quiet one, he stopped the car and asked the Navajo man if he would like a ride. With a silent nod of thanks, the man got into the car. Resuming the...
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