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  • Lordy, Lordy, Lordy

    06/09/2017 5:11:49 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 43 replies
    MOTUS A.D. ^ | 6-9-17 | MOTUS
    Lordy, Comey is a weasel. But that’s not click bait so the MSM went with the “alternate news.”Comey: White House lied about me, FBI - The Washington PostComey Bluntly Raises Possibility of Trump Obstruction and Condemns his ‘Lies’ – NYT But don’t read those, read these instead:Comey Testimony Is Not About Accusing the President of a CrimeDershowitz: Comey confirms that I'm right - and all the Democratic commentators are wrongThat should put this whole sordid Clinton Kamp Storyboard to rest once and for all. Not that the truth matters much in a world of fake news. If it did, President...
  • Thursday. Comey! Russia! We’re Going To Need More Popcorn.

    06/08/2017 4:47:52 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 24 replies
    MOTUS A.D. ^ | 6-8-17 | MOTUS
    It’s finally here:  Comey! Comey! Comey! Thursday. So we can finally talk about Russia! Russia! Russia!Get your popcorn going. We’re going to need lots.And popcorn may not be the only thing exploding.Have fun!Posted from: MOTUS A.D.
  • Londonistan Contemplates a Travel Ban of Its Own

    06/07/2017 6:16:23 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 4 replies
    MOTUS A.D. ^ | 6-7-17 | MOTUS
    London’s crazy moose-lim mayor is calling on Prime Minister Theresa May to cancel The Donald’s upcoming state visit - I guess for bullying or something.Maybe she can go a step further and #BanTrumpInBritain like she banned #MichaelSavage (and Pamela Geller and Robert Spencer) for dangerous thoughts not sanctioned by sophisticated, politically correct, multi-cultural societies such as London. Thought criminals -  banned in Britain; Moose-lim terrorists – not so muchI think it might have been more efficacious to have banned Youssef, Khuram and Rachid,but that’s just me  - and President Donald J. Trump.Posted from: MOTUS A.D.
  • A fun moment with Mad Mattis

    06/07/2017 1:21:05 AM PDT · by GraceG · 9 replies
    Here is apicture of General "Mad Dog" Mattis signing one of the "placeholder" posters of him they used for his picture until they could get an official picture of him
  • Reality Bites

    06/06/2017 4:25:17 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 15 replies
    MOTUS A.D. ^ | 6-6-17 | MOTUS
    Do you know what we need? More arrests like this.Reality Leigh WinnerA Bernie Sanders supporter, #NeverTrumpist, #Resistance, tree hugger who agrees with CNN’s Reza Aslan that President Trump is a piece of S#*%, arrested for leaking top secret documents to TheIntercept.com. Documents that, by the way, do not support the Dems claims of “Russian Collusion.”You know who else needs to be arrested? The editor of The Intercept, for publishing top secret documents. And her mother, for naming her “Reality Winner” – two things that she obviously is not.Posted from: MOTUS A.D.
  • Stop, Drop and Roll Harder

    06/05/2017 4:49:01 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 4 replies
    MOTUS A.D. ^ | 6-5-17 | MOTUS
    Calling London:  It’s not “Run, Hide, Tell (and/or “Submit”).That’s about as effective at solving the problem as  directing someone to “Stop, Drop and Roll”  when their house is on fire.I believe the correct reaction is  “Let’s Roll!” – totally different.Posted from: MOTUS A.D.
  • What Part of Covfefe Do You Not Understand?

    06/04/2017 4:24:31 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 18 replies
    MOTUS A.D. ^ | 6-4-17 | MOTUS
    Alinsky Rule #12. “Pick the target, freeze it, personalize it, and polarize it.” Cut off the support network and isolate the target from sympathy. Go after people and not institutions; people hurt faster than institutions. Tweets from a non-Alinskyite: Tweet from a leftist-Alinskyite:Next up, Kathy Griffin - because she, like Reza, knows who the real victim is here. And who is the real target. Let me just ask you two: What part of covfefe do you not understand? Posted from: MOTUS A.D.
  • TOLERANCE: Letters to Terrorists from Schoolkids - Louder With Crowder

    06/03/2017 11:58:33 AM PDT · by GraceG · 7 replies
    Brilliant Publications published a new book called "Talking About Terrorism". A new teaching aid that recommends schoolchildren as young as seven “write a letter to a terrorist” to help understand their motives. What could possibly go wrong?
  • The Smell of Liberal Tears in the Morning

    06/02/2017 4:29:46 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 15 replies
    MOTUS A.D. ^ | 6-2-17 | MOTUS
    Thank you for reminding me why I voted for #PresidentDonaldTrump:And frankly the only “historic mistake” that comes immediately to mind was the presidency of the first historic semi-black president. You know, the guy who thought taking our money and suppressing our economy was the way to go.There is nothing I love more than the smell of liberal tears in the morning.Posted from: MOTUS A.D.
  • Dow, NASDAQ Rise On News World Is Ending. Go Figure.

    06/02/2017 4:01:44 AM PDT · by EyesOfTX · 12 replies
    DB Daily Update ^ | 6.2.2017 | David Blackmon
    Liberal heads exploded all over the fake news media Thursday, as President Trump very predictably announced that he was taking the U.S. out of the Paris Climate Accord transfer of wealth scheme, an action he had promised to take literally hundreds of times during the campaign. Climate Fraud support groups went into all manner of hysterics, predicting the end of the world in just a few years, but the stock market rocketed up even as the President was making his announcement. So obviously, the Dow Jones Industrials and NASDAQ had already priced the end of the world into their indeces....
  • Predicting Trump’s Success Is Really Not Rocket Science

    06/01/2017 6:04:33 PM PDT · by EyesOfTX · 7 replies
    DB Daily Update ^ | 6.1.2017 | David Blackmon
    “How come you’re always right about Trump?” a friend asked me after he’d seen today’s news that the President had pulled the U.S. out of the Paris Climate Accord wealth redistribution scheme. He was referring to my recent Forbes.com piece titled “For President Trump, Pulling Out Of Paris Is The Only Logical Move.”, which I wrote a week ago. Well, first of all, I’m not always “right about Trump”. I’ve been wrong about plenty of Trump-related things since he announced his candidacy two years ago, and will continue being wrong about some things in the future. Conceding that, I have...
  • Ever had a Big Fish Break your Line?

    06/01/2017 9:20:51 AM PDT · by w1n1 · 32 replies
    Am Shooting Journal ^ | 6/1/2017 | T Smola
    Is there a worse feeling in the world than when a big fish breaks your line? But very few get a shot at redemption on the same fish. Thats what happened to this AnglerWatch as he hooks into a big gar and loses it. But he gets a second chance when they just happen to run across the float a couple of hours later… is just a crazy fishing tale! It’s great that he’s got it on video. Not many would likely believe the story otherwise. That was some excellent work to get the line re-tied without spooking the gar...
  • "I take responsibility for every decision that I make, but that's not why I lost."

    06/01/2017 5:27:01 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 34 replies
    MOTUS A.D. ^ | 6-1-17 | MOTUS
    Hillary Clinton finally explains exactly how the vast rightwing conspiracy  works. And darned if it doesn’t sound like standard, everyday operating  procedure at the DNC. A brief re-cap in case you don’t wish to waste another minute of your life on HRC: Hillary Clinton blames  1000 Russians, Facebook, bots, Comey, Wikileaks and Fake News for her loss: "I take responsibility for every decision that I make, but that's not why I lost." Indeed. It is not.I say pay the reverse-ransom; it will be worth it to make her go away forever, no matter the cost.  Posted from: MOTUS A.D.
  • President Trump Prepares To End The Biggest Climate Scam Of All

    06/01/2017 4:55:44 AM PDT · by EyesOfTX · 22 replies
    DB Daily Update ^ | 6.1.2017 | David Blackmon
    That whooshing sound you hear is the air coming out of the biggest single scam in human history.: Climate frauds everywhere spent all day Wednesday in a panic over news reports that President Trump has decided to pull the U.S. out of Barack Obama’s Paris Climate Accord, which is nothing more than just another socialist wealth redistribution scheme. CBS News was so focused on misinforming its brainwashed viewers that it had its fake reporters and fake anchor refer to the scheme as a “treaty” no fewer than six times in just under 2 minutes of air time. It’s not a...
  • #covfefe - The Power of Trump Fu

    05/31/2017 5:50:34 PM PDT · by Dajjal · 62 replies
    Nationalist Pundit ^ | May 31, 2017 | Andrew Zarowny
    Every morning I wake up before 5am Eastern and switch on the TV to watch the early version of ″Fox & Friends″. Aside from enjoying my breakfast with the lovely Heather Childress, I learn what the ′Big News′ item is for the day ahead. The big topic this morning was a Midnight tweet on Twitter by President Donald Trump. The story is that he allegedly misspelled the word ′coverage′ when he wrote ′covfefe′ instead in a tweet about the negative press. As a Shaolin Master Abbott of the Temple of Trump Fu, I saw the true purpose of the...
  • Kathy Griffin Really Stepped In The Covfefe This Time

    05/31/2017 4:53:09 AM PDT · by EyesOfTX · 54 replies
    DB Daily Update ^ | 5.31.2017 | David Blackmon
    Nauseatingly disgusting bad comic Kathy Griffin found herself isolated late yesterday after her Tweet of a photo of herself holding President Trump’s bloodied, severed head attracted protests from people of all political persuasions. Even Chelsea Clinton issued a tweet – no doubt written by someone else and focused grouped in advance – condemning the unfunny comic’s action. Ms. Griffin held firm much of the day, trying to laugh it all off as just part of her normal un-funny business, but then, after the Drudge Report had reported that the Secret Service was opening an investigation, she suddenly had a change...
  • FLOTUS-2-FLOTUS: Gender Inequality – It’s More Than Just Equal Pay For Equal Work

    05/31/2017 3:43:46 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 3 replies
    MOTUS A.D. ^ | 5-31-17 | MOTUS
    Ex-president Obama was right all along about gender inequality: Both these women have held the same job, and both have received the same pay (nothing) and yet…clearly life is unfair. I guess I can see how such inequality could lead to instability, violence, terrorism even. Today’s reflection compliments of Donnie, one of our regular irregulars.
  • SHTF: 5 Reasons Survivalism is, like, really hard

    05/30/2017 9:14:52 AM PDT · by w1n1 · 63 replies
    AK Sportsman ^ | 5/30/2017 | S Morstan
    We all know a guy. You know. That Guy. The one who 'has a plan' when the Zombie Apocalypse' happens (it won't). That plan usually consists of holing up in a mall or a grocery store, brandishing ridiculous weapons, and may have taken a martial arts class once. There's a survival variant, too, and I'm gonna tell you all about it. You might find that you're a That Guy. There's no shame in it. The first step to recovery is admitting you have a problem. I was a mall ninja once, and I'll admit it, I still like overly complicated...
  • He Saw Catamounts A’Comin’

    05/30/2017 7:29:52 AM PDT · by Sean_Anthony · 2 replies
    Canada Free Press ^ | 05/30/17 | Jimmy Reed
    Growing up on the Mississippi Delta After a just-right, late May rain gave my father’s young cotton crop a much-needed soaking, halting fieldwork on his Mississippi Delta farm, my boyhood best friend and mentor, Jaybird, offered to take my cousin Hunter and me fishing. The night before, we boys pitched a tent in Jaybird’s yard, knowing the old black man, a master storyteller, would entertain us with breathtaking tales as we sat around the campfire.
  • “I Didn’t Graduate But I Did Give the Commencement Address!”

    05/30/2017 5:34:29 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 14 replies
    MOTUS A.D. ^ | 5-30-17 | MOTUS
    Who better than a 33 year old multi-billionaire college dropout - who stole his multi-billion dollar anti-social network ideafrom various Harvard classmate - to tell us how to “modernize democracy?” All you need do is create a universal basic income (spun out of the gold threads in the air). And isn’t that just the kind of magical thinking we need? The utopian kind, that defies human nature and ignores history. Mark Zuckerface, Harvard Dufus LaureateFeel free to read the entire address, unremarkable in any way other than its naiveté and mediocrity.  Which leaves me wondering this about Mark Zuckerberg: if...